Let's face it

I may be 18 but I definitely know that I'm not going to get a gf or any type of interaction with a woman anytime soon. I'm a pathetic ugly virgin.

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Key word is soon. I hear that 42% of all morticians are female so you might get some luck with that

What do you mean by this? No mortician is going to touch me because I'm either going to off myself in the wilderness, or cremate myself. Either way no woman is ever going to take interest in me.

I'm a pathetic beta male genetical trash, I deserve a castration.

I hope that the woman who was supposed to be my "one" is getting dicked by real men.

Same, if I ever decide to kill myself I will go into a forest, pour fuel all over then shoot myself. The blast should ignite it and remove all traces of my corpse

A shoot won't ignite it, it's best if you ignite yourself then shoot yourself.

thats not how bullets work dumbass

Yes it does if you shorten the cannon or fuck with the grains. There are equations and shit for this. I have a gunsmith license

the only thing you're licensed for is sucking dick