Let's face it

I may be 18 but I definitely know that I'm not going to get a gf or any type of interaction with a woman anytime soon. I'm a pathetic ugly virgin.

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Key word is soon. I hear that 42% of all morticians are female so you might get some luck with that

What do you mean by this? No mortician is going to touch me because I'm either going to off myself in the wilderness, or cremate myself. Either way no woman is ever going to take interest in me.

I'm a pathetic beta male genetical trash, I deserve a castration.

I hope that the woman who was supposed to be my "one" is getting dicked by real men.

Same, if I ever decide to kill myself I will go into a forest, pour fuel all over then shoot myself. The blast should ignite it and remove all traces of my corpse

A shoot won't ignite it, it's best if you ignite yourself then shoot yourself.

thats not how bullets work dumbass

Yes it does if you shorten the cannon or fuck with the grains. There are equations and shit for this. I have a gunsmith license

the only thing you're licensed for is sucking dick

God I love Abella fucking Danger. How can a girl be lesbian and fuck that passionate with guys.

Makes you think about how good they are at making it seem like they enjoy it

She was on a plane I was in once. She leaned over me when waiting to piss and smelled nice.

18 year old virgin here too
Naughty Ameeica VR has kino milf scenes where they are passionate and intimate

Castrated males should be allowed government housing.

>or cremate myself
If you have that skill you could probably make some money and hire a hooker

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I meant to say have myself cremated by some creating company.

>I'm 18 but know everything about the world and my future
Sure thing, kiddo.

Well tell me user did your life really change? Were you ugly but then were able to get gf?

I was an annoying know-it-all autist like you. Then I grew up. You are a kid, you don't know shit. You're just clinging onto excuses. Once you get older you will start to realize how easy it actually is to get girls.

>it's all about confidence
Pfff yeah right

Not him, but how old are you? oringally

If you guys are really just 18 your first priority should be to gtfo this site and especially this board. This site is pure cancer. Expose yourselves to normie-tier shit until you can enjoy even reddit and Big Bang Theory etc and you increase your chances of getting a gf by 9000%

There you go again with the denial. Anything to try to justify not actually trying.
Older than most people on this site. I've been through the edgy teenager phase as well as the mid 20s desperate phase.

How old exactly? Give me a number, what are you afraid of?

So tell me wise man, what's there for me to try?

She's the best. Didn't know she is a lesbian.

Starts with a 3 but that's all you'll get.
Getting a degree. Getting a job. Getting a social life. All things you will learn in your 20s.

>Hurr durr kiddo
> I can't tell you my age

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>go get a career, make lots of money, and spend all your free time doing boring normie shit so you can impress some saggy old ladies
wow so alpha

You're right, being a NEET depending on your parents is so much better.

It literaIIy is.

Get a bit of exercise, but more importantly look over your friend group, you are probably just not noticing the people who are into you.

If you approach life like that you've already lost. You still have time, you probably think its already over and that you've hit rock bottom, but you can still fall so much further, believe me. You still have time, make something of it.
Or don't, thats still up to you.

just use a barrel that's too short to burn all the powder, shit's not complicated