Femanons, you come home one day and find a chad tied to a chair sitting in your living room. what do you do?

femanons, you come home one day and find a chad tied to a chair sitting in your living room. what do you do?

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Instinctively suck his cock and try to make him cum as hard as he can.

And to imagine, this was written by a white male...

>those bitch tits
>chad
Yeah sure bud

>uhh ahah what
>panics in 5D
>body is unresponsive
>why is he here what is going on did someone break in to make some creepy rape sex tape in my house so they could incriminate me
>WHAT'S GOING ON
>HYPERVENTILATING AND SHAKING HANDS THAT ARE FILLED WITH COLD SWEAT
>WHERE'S MY CAT OH NO

get the fuck out before who ever tied him up ties me up

call my second bf and ask if his room is free so I can move.
always have a backup plan.

Nope just a white (cis) woman meming. I do get fluttery around really good looking men but no one drops to their knees and starts sucking.

obsessed gymrats can go back to Jow Forums

I wanna kneel between his legs and lick his thighs for some reason.

>for some reason
probably because youre a slut, but its ok to be a slut sweetie :)

damn girls like only Chads, right? Is everything lost for average guy?

*Stuck In The Middle With You starts playing in the background*

you disgust me my dude

Ask how he got into my house

Fuck him till he cums inside me then accuse him of rape
>tfw child support money comes flooding in

yep, checks out, this is an actual female

Flip out knife and start cutting his skin off piece by piece. This playing in background. His dick the last.

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nice story, im sure leddit would love it, fuck off larper

No, it's not. This is the dumb common sense guy.

Like, release him?

Good girls who were properly trained by their Daddies do. You're obviously a neophyte.

Read him A Tale of Two Cities and then have him explain the themes of motifs.

Ask him to get tf out of my house

Lmao no. Rape me and fill me with your superior cummies

Call police because I love my bf