I just agreed to let a random 43 year old i met on tinder meet up and fuck me

>>i just agreed to let a random 43 year old i met on tinder meet up and fuck me
>>i'm only 18
>>i work at the place so im going to be where i said we'd meet up
>>boss wont let me take the day off
>Should i take a knife in case?
I don't understand your post at all?
first, why would you need a knife? are you a psycho killer?
secondly, why someone "old" when you are just 18?
thirdly, if she is hot, what is the problem?

and why did you mention your boss and not getting the day off? tell him you are meeting a woman and if that doesn't get through his thick skull, tell him to go fuck himself

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>lost my virginity at 21 to a 40-something 5/10 woman I met on craigslist. we fucked outside on a dirt trail by this river near the downtown area of the town I live in. we were near where people docked their boats and it wasn't that late (maybe 9-10pm) so I'm lucky we didn't get caught.
>I regret it every day. I haven't told a soul, even my gf of 2 years. Whenever someone asks me how I lost my virginity I make up some bullshit story. the sick part of it is that I still fantasize about it whenever I jerk off. something about the depravity of it turns me on. I feel fucking dirty just thinking about it. it sucks because that will ALWAYS be how I lost my virginity and I can never change that. I would probably end it if anyone found out. don't do it OP, just jerk off instead, you'll be thanking yourself later.
being such a massive whiner and pussy, I am shocked that you even got laid at all, let alone having a gf
I'd rather stay a wizard than be someone like you

If you just wanna fuck why not just go to the club and pick up some hot stacy for (((free)))?

It's not too late, if she shows up tell her you're not interested. What is she gonna force you to fuck her? If you do this you're seriously going to regret it for the rest of your life. Not to mention if a 43 year old woman is on omegle, she probably looks like this.

Not OP but
>why would you need a knife? are you a psycho killer?
He's never met this person before, has no clue what they look like. Knife for self protection I'm guessing.
>why someone "old" when you are just 18?
Because he's probably desperate and just wants to nut.
> if she is hot, what is the problem?
No 43 year old on omegle (willing to fuck an 18 year old) is gonna be above a 3/10

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Knife in case they arent real and pull something. They offered me. I'll try that and see how it goes

eh somewhere in between. she wasn't skinny but she wasn't really overweight either. pretty plain desu, looked like she could've been hot 20 years ago.
no you don't. just stand her up. it isn't that fucking difficult

I hate women.
I'll see what i can do. "She" was pretty adamant about me not chickening out

you must have really low self-esteem if you believe you can't pull some mediocre 40 year old woman without there being a catch (like getting robbed)

Can /o/ do a based-level check on this? Its her car apparently

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We are on r9k after all. It should be natural at this point

I don't think there's going to be a catch, he's just fucked if he tells his future gf that he lost his virginity to a 40 something year old when he was 18. There's really no point in doing it.

>shes probably pooping right now as we all discuss OPs virginity and his fate

This made me laugh. Thank you based brapoholic

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>I don't think there's going to be a catch, he's just fucked if he tells his future gf that he lost his virginity to a 40 something year old when he was 18. There's really no point in doing it.
why assume he will get a gf? and what would he need with a gf that would judge him for that
there is literally no downside for him

Never figured this part out so someone help me:
Why the fuck does r9k orbit around women? Why the fuck do you all stress about them so much, very few are worth it these days gents. Virginity is just a concept, I don't regret how I lost mine even if it was pretty dirty

Need for intimacy. I figure most robots need to feel loved or needed but their perception of it is skewed to a point where its impossible to obtain fully

dude I have met 70 year olds. they are harmless.
youngest guy i have been with was a 55 year old lawyer, newly turned grandpa. i don't like men under 50 though, they are too immature

Good answer desu, I know I've become a normie desu and I don't even know why I come here anymore. I think it's just a sad habbit because I no longer relate to the robots here :(

Ask for a position in an area where this fag won't see you.

I don't think I understand what the problem is here.

I don't think anyone does. I think the problem is that he is retarded.

Don't worry dude, I lost mine at 18 to a 50 year old woman that I met on Tinder, she was chubby but goddamn her tits were massive.

We need pics of said woman OP, maybe we can tell if it's a catfish or not

Die, normalfag. Originally, of course.

lossing it with a 40 +year prostitute is worst

Lost it at 22 when I was basically raped by my best friend at the time who looked like Charlotte Sartre, Messed me up 2bh