Infinite tower thread anyone?

I don't see any reason to go that far up, I have a feeling there are a lot of edge lords up there.

Uh, let's say that uh.... weird things happen when you go that high. Most of us are too scared to go there.

here.

Sorry, I mean to reply to:
Btw maybe you can meet the pizza guy somewhere in the middle.

I have a toaster oven. I'll head on down man I'm just on 81

I'm just chilling in the lobby of floor 1. There's a pizza guy here, he said someone ordered pizza but he's on the 384th floor or something. I wonder if he'll give it to me for free.

WOAH OH FUCK YEAH PARTY ON THE 217TH FLOOR WOOOOOO OH YEAH WOOH WOAH OH LORD OH YEAH WOOHA WOAH

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I was on a journey to find the lowest floor. was in -1000s. fell asleep in stairwell. woke up, walked out of stairwell. sign said floor 8721.

There are diamonds at floor 12 right?

the trap cult is outside my door again

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their weakness is the other kind of trap
im not sure which trap cult you mean but the advice works for both

there trying to convert me into a tranny

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who is the liver sandwich smoking meth on floor 244

i HAVE to so the bears don't get me

did you know? floors ~800-1200 have bat waifus

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PLEASE HELP ME IVE BEEN STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR FOR DAYS IT WONT STOP GOING UP PLEASE SOMEON-

but what about moth waifus

underground floors. prime numbers. not sure about exact range.

Finally the doors open, you see this, you start wondering around but then you hear something. You try to get back to the elevator but you cant find it anymore

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Please someone help. I got dated to go to for 1500 by a friend because I said I didn't believe the rumors... I got too floor 1298 and saw a scary dog so I turned around and walked down 10 flights but now I'm on floor 1308

Uuhhh... how do I get out of this room?

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stay off of floor 666 bros

Does anyone have the r9k tower cannon pic with the different levels of floors and groups and enemies?

Raid boss on the 9048th floor, my guild isn't here, help please.

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No when you first enter you're assigned a floor and stay there

I'm on my way user but I'm on floor 6573 so it might be a bit just try to stall

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he hit the second phase i'm running out of potions

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A-user I just hit floor 9049...there is no 9048

oh my god no the raid locks you out how

user I hear screaming from somewhere are you okay?

Vim gang claims floor 1337

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I need a res

Sorry user... I'm in another layer

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Well boys I lost

confidential to the guy directly opposite the central spine, 4400 floors up (you know exactly who you are):

You've done absolutely nothing wrong but I feel like fucking with you. You'll get it at your door in a little bit.

Guys I hear growling and scratching coming from the floor above me, what should I do?

On floor 666, pretty comfy once you get used to the cries of the damned and the complete amalgamation of macabre stuff. Just steer clear from the dudes in the pointy hats.

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Are there spooky girls on your floor? Are they single?

Hey, can you come over and let me and my friend in? We've managed to sneak by Cerberus, but we didn't expect the door to be locked.

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Uh hey this package is for someone on floor -15. Does anyone know how to get there?

Take the invisible elevator to the sub level

The rat people have chewed off the cables of it a long time ago, user.
He's either gonna have to rappel down the elevator shaft or deal with the stairway schizos.

Anybody got any toilet paper they could send up to floor 73,083. The gestalt horror that lives next door used it all.

they all keep friendzoning you

Ginally some fucking peace... I think I'll take a nap.

I don't know what floor I'm on. I think floor 10,000 or 100,000 I don't know. But, I hear the blood curtling screams of the people next door and there are people at my door asking to come in.

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I just made it to floor -13 but it's flooded up to my knees. How do I go further? I didn't bring scuba gear with me.

That's level 10 lmao
It's where all the niggers, pedophiles and serial murderers live. Good luck, user. You'll need it.

t. never made it past level 500
Once you get into quintuple digits it gets weird

Please user help me. They brought a hacksaw and are breaking the door down.

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Sorry, but It'd be too late, user. I'd kill myself before they get to torture you and shove a blazing iron rod down your urethra.

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They shattered the door. Farewell frens

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guy from floor 323 here
why the fuck did a ten second saxophone track quietly play when there was no audio coming out of my headphones

Here is the latest cannon fellow user

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rollingwsrrs

Furry sex orgy on floor 382

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i heard that yesterday and thought it was the mutants trying to lure people. My neighbor here in floor 428 told me it was the militia showing respect for the fallen soldiers. But wait if yo are BELOW ME means that the MILITIA IS STEPPING DOWN? thats not good

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>that guy on floor 3,593 who keeps stomping around and blaring anime osts
I hate that faggot, some of us have work in the morning, the floors won't protect themselves from the lowers.

Negro infestation on floor 486

I dont think this sorta applies to the new tower threads. Been a while since I saw this canon being used, it got boring after awhile so people just make new shit up.

I'm on the 1969th floor, I heard the army got called in because there was a war between on the 1964th floor.

Pipe down! I'm trying to sleep!

why the hell are there so many indochinese burning the chinese flag in floor 1979

INTERLINK ENTRY:
Sender: [REDACTED]
Subject: [REDACTED]
MEF needs help on the negative floors, -600 until -700
Immidiate backup requested, ammo supplies are quickly depleting.
Small militia groups made from looters have sent us help from around the -660 area.
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END OF MESSAGE

GUYS
I FOUND IT
BOOMER CITY

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Hi, my name is Inegro Montoya and I am the first adventurer to make it to floor one million. I have seen many different groups of people and have been raped by countless niggers in my adventures. Ask me anything.

Also, the reason the elevator doesn't work is because I have been using it to go up for the last 13 years. I will step out and let someone call it down in 10 minutes, but it may take a while to lower itself down

What is it like on floor one million?

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Guys I'm on floor 378,290 and something has been violently wailing coming near me for the past 20 minutes and the door is stuck please help me I think it's close

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REEEEEEEE JUST LET ME IN
I'M JUST GONNA FUCK YOU

are you a cute anime femboy? if so we can cuddle and try to get off this level

aaah I love these threads so much. Does anyone know how I would find the older ones?

A huge wooden box came falling down from the 1567 floor guys, it's bouncing left and right on the tower and it shows no signs of stopping or breaking, look out, guys, it almost knocked my door off.

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Im on floor 87 and Im pretty scared

Some incel is jacking off to a picture of a Pepe in a dress

Anons Im scared please help

Been exploring the basement levels. Currently on floor -346. Took this pic.

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Alright guys I'm back sorry for being late , had some business to make for some anons here.
Soo anyone lives alone here? sup?

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Be careful user
I heard there is some weird shit going on below -390

elevator broke down I'm stuck
I-I think I can hear the cables snapping

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Anons

Im on floor 792 908
I dont think anyone has been here for decades
I found a skull filled with piss though and it looks fresh which one you tards pissed in a skull

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anyone on the top floor train station wanna hang out?

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don't touch it, I think one of my climber friends came on it before pissing in it
t. floor 793,296

There is no top floor newfag

yea there is you newfags just cant get to it

>tfw he hasn't made it to the top floor

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dragon dildos for sale @ floor 277

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2 voiders trying to trick another user into "suicide"

Just stop

How much are they
I will make my way down

Logic is getting kinda screwy down here in the basement
Found a hole in the floor and managed to hop down to -460 without breaking my legs (somehow) and took this pic

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Hey guys, the eldritch abominations from floor 901,124,174 are talking to me and telling me to climb to go visit them. Should I risk it?

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You better turn back user who knows what the hell lives down there
Instead come to floor - 380 we have a party going on

Is there free booze?

Last time they sent me dreams of that floor it looked like this. I guess if it floats your boat go ahead and make the climb, you might not make it past the elder ones on floor 676,238,709 though

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Met these guys at floor -1,305. They are very friendly and hospitable.

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