Fembots what do you like about guys? I'm trying online dating and would rather meet a fembot than some normie girl...

And then some time later down the road I end up hurt.

Poetry, amongst other options.

>Poetry
I dont think I can lift your soul or even make your heart feel lighter then, thank you for the input though

Whatever scraps of dignity, self-respect, and peace of mind you might have had, make your peace with them now.

If it's real love, nobody would get hurt. Also, kudos on outing yourself as being weird, fat and dumpy, too.

You're assuming a lot about me, all of it incorrect

I like guys that don't take themselves too seriously.
Best of luck in your search, user

>poetry

Little fembot spread your butt,
in your asshole I will nut.
Stretching out your tight butthole,
I'll sodomise your very soul.
It would be extremely heinous,
to deny me fembot anus.

>what do you like
So the guy I'm in love with right now:
>isn't easily offended
>but isn't some far right lunatic
>is musically talented
>thin
>genuinely sweet
>relaxed
>long hair
>blonde
>funny
>thinks I'm funny
>smart
>thinks I'm smart
>adorable face
>actually likes me back
Too bad he literally just moved to the other side of the planet, ahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhkill me now

>real love
Oh so very very rare.

People who are into buttstuff but not the scat or brap aspect of it needs to be shot.

Noted, thank you. Fortunately I'm pretty good at not taking myself too seriously. You could say I'm seriously good at it

I can do some of that
I'm sorry fembot please hang in there, if he likes you then it won't matter

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Yeah, well, I'm not giving up hope on finding it.

I appreciate the effort! but am ultimately not aroused by your poem. It's amusing, though!

>manly
>spergy
>reserved
>comes off as cold but actually really caring, it gets masked by social unawareness
>gets lovedrunk on the attention you give him
>really accepting and laid back, just happy to talk about anything no matter how mundane
>chivalrous - opens doors, asks if you're cold. This is adorable
>jealous but don't show this until later on. Some jealousy is hot
>something "bad" or off about you. You can't be a normie either
>understanding of your partners potential mental/personality flaws. Open about yours so you can bond over how broken you both are and love each other regardless in an us vs. the world sort of way
>sexual but not pushy

Best of luck op

>that actually sweet response
You stupid faggot, what do you think this is? But seriously OP you seem like a kind person. You hang in too. Why do you want an online gf? Because I'm a fembot - a 24 year old virgin - and I don't "act" like a fembot. Anyway, he seemed to like me a lot. He kept saying how he wanted to keep in touch, how he regrets not being able to stay longer, how he appreciates me helping him with the moving van / doing his laundry, how that "says something about my character", etc. I've never had a man be so nice to me. Aw geez, I'm tearing up. Anyway, he has a girlfriend back home but he said he wants to break up with her and is waiting for her to be done with a dangerous surgery. He actually flew out to be with her during surgery. I told him that maybe he'll work things out with her and blah blah blah because I'm a total cuck. I'm just so depressed. I feel so aberrant and broken being a virgin at this stage of my life.

Hey I match a few of those. I'll try and emphasize the ones I fit
In any case your guy sounds like it would make for a nice relationship, I hope you find him, if you havent already

This thread is just filled with LARPs.
And real bad ones.
Kill yourselves, closet degenerates.

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Then you're well on your way, my friend.
Im really mad that made me snort laugh out loud

>Why do you want an online gf?
I just want a gf to love and talk to and spend time with, it doesnt have to be online
>Because I'm a fembot - a 24 year old virgin - and I don't "act" like a fembot.
How so?
>Anyway, he seemed to like me a lot...
This is probably really bad advice but stick with it a bit longer? If you really like this guy, wait til the surgery. I can see not wanting to leave someone during a time like that even if you want to break up with them, but ultimately it's up to you and what you think is best

>spoiler
That boosts my self esteem so we've both benefited from this exchange

Who are you? Do I know you? Are you in ohio? I feel like you know me.

You actually sound cool, OP.

>just want a gf
>doesn't have to be online
Dude, I feel that. That's mostly my reasons for wanting a boyfriend. We walked around the city for several hours just talking and it was so much fun. also I an hornyalso I want kidsprobably should not have mentioned those two things in rapid succession

>online
It's a fucking shit show, isn't it? Whenever I look at dating sites I just get depressed. The only guys who are interested in me either don't want kids or are into "polyamorous" relationships. Fuck my life.

>how so
I'm loud, bubbly, talkative, always joking, pretty vulgar. Virtually no one knows I'm an INFP, depressed, was suspected of being on the spectrum by my doctors, have disgnosed GAD, or am a virgin. People even think I'm super promiscious. I told him I was a virgin and he said there was nothing wrong with it. I still feel pretty pathetic.

>stick with them
I guess. I want to. But he said he won't be back where I live for another year. 25. Jesus Christ. I'm crying again. I feel like I'm running out of time. I would wait for him, but I feel like wasting another year mourning a oneitis is only going to end in cosmic tragedy.

I'm glad we both did, user. What a pleasant exchange.

>probably should not have mentioned those two things in rapid succession
Dont worry they were awkward but in a funny kind of way you know?
Anyhow, it just sounds so nice. I hope things work out for you

>The only guys who are interested in me either don't want kids
H-haha weird, why would someone not want greml-- kids, I mean.
>or are into "polyamorous" relationships
These I see a lot on girls' profiles. I dont really get any matches tho lol so hard to say what kinda girl is into me

>I'm loud, bubbly, talkative...
Eh, I bet when people get to know you it comes out though. I'm sort of the same INFP included it's easier to act that way, there isnt much to talk about if you act depressed. Theres nothing wrong with virginity though, I'm not real ashamed of mine

>I guess. I want to. But...
When is that surgery? Like I said, up to you, but wait til shes recovered I guess and be upfront with him about it too. If you ever feel doubt (reasonable doubt not self doubt) then it might be time to cut the ties

M-maybe we could have more pleasant exchanges in the future
Not a euphemism for anything but conversation and stuff

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That would be very pleasant, user, I would like that

You could add me on Discord if you want to Navi#9596
Or we could be friends for a thread and once its archived, we go our own ways, possibly interacting with each other, possibly calling each other faggots, sometime in the future
It's up to you really

Other people are welcome to add me as well if you wish

holy shit fembots are adorable

I just want a boyfriend that will hold me and make me feel loved and secure and who will support me and deal with my issues.
I have other wants as far as that goes but. Idk. I'll never find someone, I'm ugly and I'm too fucked up for a relationship.
Good luck OP

guys with an offensive/crude sense of humor are always nice to find tbqh. i think its harder to find that irl though, since saying one offensive joke out loud can potentially get you assaulted

For someone to want to make you feel loved you have to provide something in return you know. You have to be worth of someone's love.

Tbh all a female has to do is tolerate my presence and I would consider her worthy of love

damn user, please at least have some standards

That is a standard.

not really..
orignh

In what way is it not really

I mean I'm generally the one to pay for everything in my relationships. I have the unhealthy urge to make people happy at the expense of myself.
Don't think that makes me worth anyone's love though. I'm still pathetic and worthless.

I'm sure that's not true femanon, but if you want things like that then you probably need to be okay with giving things like that as well

Define offensive/crude, cause I feel like I can totally do that

because anyone can "tolerate" someone else, right ??

hmm, like jokes that incorporate topics such as racism/incest/etc. it might seem edgy or whatever, but i think its nice when you dont need to walk on eggshells around someone. also being able to playfully bully each other would be comfy

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>because anyone can "tolerate" someone else, right ??
I'm not sure about that

Oh, you described most of the friendships I've had. That kind of humor comes pretty naturally to me, though I like to encourage people I like between friendly bullying

i think so. most of the people i know are nice enough to do that :(

yeah ! i can never imagine having a friendship/relationship without that kind of humor. i feel like it would be a bit boring

You don't know me. I'm not even close to Ohio.