/r9gay/ - #782

My favorites didn't get a summer skin either, but I'm going to appreciate what we're given. Lucio is great.

>45 degrees in the sun
I almost died on my 7 minute walk home from work.

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>going to get ghosted again
It's always fun to see how long it takes.

Howdy, friends. Has anyone gotten snuggles lately because I sure fucking havent

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>wanting physical comfort
What a fag.

Maybe get some creme and put it up there.

Isnt that what this thread is

if you require snuggles in a relationship you dont deserve a bf

r9k is not a place where anyone can ever get physical affection or connection in general.
That's soc or lgbt.

just finished band of brothers. it sucked. why is it so critically acclaimed?

Almost all those traitors exaggerated their stories.

Also they killed germans I prefer germans to Americans by far and the germans were trying to stop the evil Jews.

Fuck those guys fuck all wwii shit I'm tired of it.

I feel for the germans so much it makes me wanna cry.

a robot can only connect with other robots
and it does happen, plenty infact

R9g is for bullying normans and prison gays
>it sucked
Because of your shit taste :3

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Those so called robots are nothing more than failed normalfags.
A robot is completely incapable of connecting to anyone.

I can connect to things.

I just wish I had a USB type c cable right now.

no projecterino please thank you :)

based robot
bad normalfag

thanks you black bots for making me so girly beside your big bodies ;3

>I just want love and affection guys

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Please post more cute pics like that.

Fuck you, you original cunt

>love and affection
true gays dont want that shit. good luck tho.

You know whats fucked up? Being gay is.

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enjoy
A guy can dream

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>he thinks playing video games counts as having a personality

go be a trugay on faggot

Your all sick in the brain

You will never have sex with a man.

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>tfw no psychopathic bf

>tfw no cold blooded bf to keep me cool during these warm summer months

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But I already have desu!

feminine gross.

Stress got you down
Stress will make you frown

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wheres my grey skinned undead cutie bf

>ywn have a lich bf
>ywn harvest souls for their phylactery for them

>ywn put their phylactery in a locket and carry it with you at all times
why even conjure bros

You've got it backwards, man won't have sex with me

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>tmw fresh meow

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it's too fucking warm and my boomer melanoma family wants me to sit outside with them aaah

>those European anons who lack air conditioning
Pray for those lost souls.

Hey OP what's za sauce on your pic
Origggg

>30 degrees celsius in my room
>started to decrease vidya graphics settings to minimum to lower heat generation
>even just eating makes me sweat like crazy so I no longer heat the food I eat from the fridge
>2 more months of this torture

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Its nyot that bad right nyow

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>if you require love in a relationship then you dont deserve a bf
sounds retarded

lol get fucked only 82F/28C here

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>above 20
>only

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dead thread time to swoop in and collect a bf

what kind of bf you are looking to collect?

Dead thread means less bfs in bf shop u dumo

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preferably not a NEET and in my country
aside from that preferably not fat fat or an anime poster
we all have our flaws and I am not the perfect human being so other things are much more negotiable

12C here get fucked
t. snowy cuckland

there's gotta be one, can you look in the back?

in what country do you live than?

Meow might have some hidden for nice nyons......

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HAIIIIIIIIIIIII SISTEEEEEEEEEERS
AIDS

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For fuck sake, been crankin away at it for 2 hours now, alternating grips and motions, using lotion, letting my tongue hang out like a slut... could fill a measuring cup with all the pre that drizzled out but for the life of me I can't cum! Its sore and I'm out of breath, throwing in the towel... how frustrating

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you kay

>tfw no NEET twink bf to take in and nurture but slowly break mentally and eventually pimp out to hung thugs for profit before tossing him to the gutter with a condom still hanging out of his ass and starting over with a new NEET twink

I can't be the only one

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That's weird user. You should let me help you.

The only meow has is incest fantasies and superAIDS

A warm hole probably would be more effective than my hand, now that you mention it...

meow admits he makes these threads to bully anons

Maybe you could use my mouth if you think that'd help you at all.

Rood booli
Meow doesnt make them

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Pay no mind to that silly hoe

Good boy, didn't even make me ask twice. C'mere

>C'mere

>tfw no cutes want a 24 yo nonfem tall euro bf

Haven't been here in a while for um reasons how are you r9gay?

No worries, all you gotta do is open wide and look me in the eyes, I'll do the rest. Don't be alarmed if I plug your nose with one hand, I won't let you die :)

Say thank you sir when I finish & you might even get some headpats/rubs out of the deal.

I know I was lying and misconstrueing what you said as a joke.
Sori Meow.

He is silly but no hoe.
Unless that secret fujoshi theory is true.

>Say thank you sir when I finish & you might even get some headpats/rubs out of the deal.
I'll be sure to thank you then, sir.

>whores for attention as if it were oxygen
>wants to give his ass up to his brother
>whores for compliments via self-depreciation
>is a self-hating crypto tranny
>nya~

H O E
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You'll make a man very happy one day user. Don't give up on yourself

I'm trying not to, sir. For right now I want to make you very happy at least.

Nyo proofs of anytings

I'm a bad man who would only steer you wrong, let you down, and use you up. Good boys deserve good men.

Could someone massage my shoulder? I think I pulled something

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>tfw no cosmic horror bf to transcend the mortal mind with

I appreciate that you're being kind right now, user. Let me help you cum before we part ways.

I'm over it for now. Maybe next time. Its the thought that counts

>Its the thought that counts

>tfw assblood
dangit not again :(

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Band of Brothers was alright. Though I like the Pacific better. Also generation kill is 100x better than both of those. Not to mention it's got Rudy Reyes in it.

why is your ass bleeding user?

>Generation Kill
Homoeroticism at its grittiest

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Boiperiod came early

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r9GAY SERVER
EVERYONE IS WELCOME

/3ttvvnB

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frig off with that normie zoomer shit

Yoichi is the best boy.