Describe your ideal gf, then cry because you'll never have her

user it should be illegal to be this much of a fag

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My friend who is a chad asked me what i look for in a girl. He couldn't stop laughing when i said: "Mental stability."
Is it really that bad? Am i asking too much?

A kind and affectionate fembot

>former cheerleader stacy that couldnt control her lust and fattened up. 300 pounds, tits like a cow, fat gut and absoluely massive thighs.

23+
White Hispanic
Local
Nerdy. Into anime
Average or a bit chubby
Educated/In a good career
Long black hair

My best friend cried because I have not raped her yet. It was the most WTF situation I have ever been in. She knows clearly I have wanted to bend her over since we were 11.

april is my ideal gf

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That's a shame, because fit Mediterranean girls with giant tits only want Chad.

why do girls like this trigger my nurturing instinct???

>Generally likes different music than me but we like each other's music and show songs to each other constantly
>Doesn't need to always be talking so we can just go out and look at plants and bugs and stuff enjoying the quiet and the presence of each other
>Pretty much a nudist like me and likes for us to hang out naked and be all cuddly and lovey without fucking, at least not right away
>Likes doing psychedelics, takes drugs seriously and learns about them for fun
>Isn't religious but finds the big religions interesting and knows a lot about them
Do girls like this exist?

>brunette, brown eyed, pale skin

Mediterranean girls fit that description sometimes.

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I like brunette brown eyed girls as well, but i've never cared for Emma Watson

Fat, white, saggy tits, lactating.

Hair colour, eyes, height are all pretty irrelevant.

Her beaner face ruins it.

Something like this, but less slutty

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Why? You wouldn't mind the lack of affection?

did you not watch the show? she was very affectionate to andy

>huge tits
>actually loves me and won't lose interest over time

>5'3
>brown hair
>blue eyes
>beautiful smile
>medium build
>kind
>modest
>shares my interests
>honest
>down to earth
>calm
>not an ex-whore
>loves me

Last one is the least likely to ever happen desu

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A girl who loves me for who i am

>A girl who loves me for who i am

kek, sure bro.

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She doesn't look med for fuck's sake, looks Paki as fuck.

But yeah, Olive maidens are patrician tier taste.

I'm Greek and I do not find Med girls attractive whatsoever, it's just such a shit phenotype for females.
My ideal gf is:
Physical
>exactly my height
>exactly my age
>blue eyes
>natural hair colour, full blonde or full brunette
>very slim
>perky, shapely tits, not too big, not too small
>small, nicely shaped ass
Personality:
>ignores male attention besides me
>never wants to go out and party etc.
>just want to be comfy with me, only wants to stay home and watch films/listen to music while cuddlingunder blankets, OR go to quiet comfy places like the art gallery, classical concerts.
>loves literature, music, art, films, poetry, listens to my rants about them
>mildly socially awkward around others, but completely comfortable with me.
...brb going to hang myself

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>thicc thighs/butt/hips, somewhat large tits
>shares at least one of my interests
>will get drunk and/or high with me
>not a feminist/far leftist
>enjoys sex, wants it regularly
>not religious
>100% loyal, views cheating as unethical
>doesn't try to change me against my will
>white or latina

forgot to add
>either looks like original pic or pic related

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A cute motherly instinct having zombie biker gang member.

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There's no hope for me is there bros?

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So basically all of you want a girl who is hot, loves you unconditionally and shares your interests.
Now tell me, what exactly do you have to offer? What is it about you that deserves unconditional love from a woman you consider ideal?
You people couldn't get unconditional love from your mothers, let alone attractive girls.

>short hair
>eccentric
>into 80s/90s Versace type fashion
>wants to be a famous comic/web comic artist
>busy with her own work but when we have time together its memorable
>goes on journeys to perfect her art
>calm and collected
>above average intelligence

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>tall and white
>can cook relatively well
>have a job and don't live with parents
>slightly large dick
>a small amount of internet infamy
that's basically it, not much else appealing about me

The fuck is wrong with this retards body

at least 50% ass

Do you know what unconditional love means?

wrong, never said unconditional love.
She would love me because she fell in love with me, if I behaved like a cunt I wouldnt expect her to keep loving me if I didnt deserve it

She needs a crowbar to the head

>olive colored skin
>tall
>green eyes
>short hair
>very skinny
>troubled past but innocent
>willing to talk to me about her life and reveal secretes to me that she's never told anyone before while we're kayaking in tranquil waters.
>can sing or play an instrument or is willing to learn
The girl in the picture i posted is like a perfect human being, my ideal gf wouldn't be that attractive, but she'd still be cute.

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Brunette/brown eyes girls are my secret crush. Saw one today at the supermarket as a saleswoman, she gave me the change money, looked in my eyes and said bye. And her hazel eyes ....chemical explosion in my body. Same reaction i get with Emma Watson.

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Either
>fit, blonde, perky a cups, blue eyes, sadistic but still shy on the outside
or
>mommy gf type, also blue eyes blonde hair, submissive
no inbetween

>assertive strong short-haired butch dyke
I'm a boy, so yeah it pretty obvious I'll never get a perfect dyke gf.

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>loyal
>no sex before marriage
>not overweight
>no drugs or alcohol
>interested in video games, tabletop games, making music, or something else that can serve as a mutual interest
Pretty flexible on this one. I will literally learn cross stitching if it would be something we could bond over.
>doesn't treat people like shit
I really don't care about anything else. I already meet all of the requirements myself, so it's not like I'm being a hypocrite. I just want somebody to love.

>Short
>Fit
>Pear shaped figure
>Loyal and reliable
>Kindhearted
>Curious and open minded
>Has her own passions and interests
>Energetic and a bit cavalier
>Stubborn
>Can communicate well with me
>Socially outgoing
>Sexually bashful
>Strong family values

I just want a cute and trustworthy tomboy who I can rely on, share a mutual understanding with, and turn into the mother of my children.

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dont fucking die on me thread

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>a girl that likes me
>mentally stable
>not overweight

>giga stacey who is a closet nerd

I like how staceys look.

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Fat hairy foreveralone fembot over 30 who just wants true love.

>cute
>family oriented
>will torture and kill my murderer and completely eradicate his whole tribe

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That is me unfortunately

Enough with this meme.

You are your body. There is no separation from your mind/soul and your body.

That what you disney swallowing faggots think to cope. "My MIND is what's important." Imagine being such a beta faggot that you resort to the same line old, aged out women use in order to shame men into being with them.

Tell a bitch she's pretty and you dig her because she's pretty and you'll always get more respect from her than some "I like you for you" bullshit.

actually me, name included

Stay away from our women, Greek fucker

stem graduate, never wears make up, natural hair color, pale skin, left wing but not slutty

and ofc the usual facial features, forward growth, wide cheekbones yatti yatta, skinny or chubby will do

sauce?

jpeleas aurijnol cont

>hueg dark hair
>hourglass figure
>big eyes
>exotic features
>otherworldly beauty
>loves me forever

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foreign chinese loli
>i'm living my dream

Its not that shes Hispanic, its that her face makes her look 40

She's like 35 and has 2 kids, so what

eh close enough, i dont have that many pics that fit that bill

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reported to the feds, enjoy prison

LOL that stache...

If you really wanted true love you'd have said a bit more than that.