/britfeel/

Why the fuck would you listen to Halsey?

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Should we be worried?

Just been listening to Halsey, lads. Can't find my son. His names Gilbert. Have you lads seen him?

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poley is officially a paki nationalist anti white now

Furries are based they give everyone else someone to look down on full respect to em.

I'm going to be worried waking up every day to the prospect that someone might have hurt Tim based on the recent actions he's taking during these daily videos.

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Stormzy is a very cringey guy

Too fucking hot lads. Head's banging ffs.

pay your fucking bills you gook ffs

You see 'em creepin' round your local school
You better not let 'em in
Little young girly got groomed late last night
Nonces of /britfeel/ again

Awooooo nonces of /britfeel/
Awooooo
Awooooo nonces of /britfeel/
Awooooo

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song stuck in my head now cuntbag

I WANT THAT TROPHY
I want THAT TROPHY

>have a quick wank
>oh yeah she hot
>cum
>instantly want to kill the people in the vid

>>instantly want to kill the people in the vid
why?

I like to think I'm hitting the ladies in the porn with garden gnomes. It's all that gets me off. Even better if they bleed when bashed with one.

>vid
theres your mistake

in july I've been on bennies for 12 months

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nice job lad, keep it up

Me? I've been on bennies since 1998. Soon to be a 43 year old virgin.

He's the hairy handed nonce
Who nonced a lot in in Kent
Lately he's been noncing in Mayfair
You better stay away from him
He'll nonce your kids, Jim

What did Timmy mean by this?
twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1144287360521310208

S-senor?

How does it feel that I'm more than half your age and have fucked 3 girls?

any good gay seduction videos? Preferably with twinks/traps

oh god I just got a whiff of chocolate pop tarts
who the fuck is having pop tarts at tea time?

Oh user, Senor Benis has fucked almost every lifeform the universe has to offer, couldn't possibly be him.

Me? I'm listening to Hot Fuss, one of the best modern rock albums of all time.

tfw buyers remorse from buying a new gpu

I must have triggered over 1000 people on Jow Forums this week, pretty much entirely American, and a lot of women

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this month I've been an office wagie for 12 months. only made 5.5k in that time

You making AOC threads on Jow Forums all week?

tell us your exploits then shippy

i think the really weird ones keep to themselves but its not too unusual to see the odd pack roaming the streets amongst polite society

DISCUSTING

For me? It's Walkers, ready salted.

For me? It's beating up pansies who eat ready salted.

I made one that got about 170 replies, but here's the real gem

Simply go on the Jow Forums and start a thread with "hey adv I could do with some advice, I'm 20 years old and my 16 year old gf........."

The amount of wine aunts on adv is staggering, I even managed to get called a nonce when I claimed to be 21 with a 17 year old gf

bet your 16 yo gf could destroy these wine aunts with her intimate knowledge of Socratic method

Hurry the fuck up winter. I really fucking want it to be cold already.

Ah, time for some Stwabewwy Ice Cwean m'ads. I hope your evening is going as good as mine is!

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There is a pedo avatarfagging ITT

Suck my cock or fuck off you anime nonce.

*sings American songs in a Belfast accent*

thats a nice image lid

Why didn't you say youw?

>bet your 16 yo gf

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*claims to be irish with an america accent*

lads stop posting for a bit, im gonna have a wank and I don't want to miss anything.
I'll let you know when posting can continue. thanks love you bye xox

>he hasn't watched the filmography of Andrei Tarkovsky

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>tfw you try to crack a joke but bring the feels instead
sorry lad :(

CAUSE ANDY YOU'RE A STAR
IN NOBODY'S EYES BUT MINE
ANDY YOU'RE A STAR
*WRECKS BEDROOM*

Just fuckkk offfff you nonces

it's all so tiring

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Nice thread. Can someone of you explain me how a white guy can still be a virgin after his 16th birthday?

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>and then he said, "I don't understand experimental films"

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It's alright lad, gf will come one day. Hope you've had a comfy day

Went to buy a new lawn strimmer earlier and it immediately broke so had to take it back, got another more expensive model and it's actually really good

Lee Anthony Hoyland watching Spike Lee's Oldboy and saying what an amazing and original film it is.

My mouth tastes of nobs, lads.

Because they disgust me. I don't know them I just despise them

dunno lad why are you still a virgin?

Post by and of me Shipanon on my deathbed at the Horton General Hospital in Banbury, Oxfordshire, England on 22 September 2076

beta uprising soon

yeah something is oddly fun about gardening with power tools. I expect mummy will ask me to do the hedge next week.

To the user that wanted a sim o2 changed back to their old terms for the classic sim.

Lee Anthony Hoyland asking his mum how to cook an egg and she demonstrates by putting one in the microwave and eating it with the shell on.

back boys, missed fuck all lmao

I bought a hedge trimmer a few months ago but ended up cutting the cord with it

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*throws some ninja stars around that his uncle who works at nintendo got him*
*hits the shelf of rare spirits and cause it to break*
yeet

Well I missed you, lad. Fuck sake don't leave me with these mental cases again.

hobnobs?

how is this allowed
origami tsunami

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ayyy, dad always seems to do that. we cordless gang now.

yea how dare they make porn for women and gays

It's not really pov is it? Unless he's banging a mutant

Lee Anthony Hoyland crying while watching Titanic

EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIIIIIIIIIGHT

NASTY
VILE
RACIST
SPACKER

i just meant his chest and face and arms and shit being so hot by 'allowed'
they turned the cam around i think

youtube.com/watch?v=YQCgSbqxxyc

Lee Anthony Hoyland putting his shoes on the wrong feet and pretending he's Forest Gump.

S B E, we some vampires, dracula
i'm in an Acura, four-five figures, stack em up
i'm not good with calculus, i need a calculator
glass elevator, shoes made by alligators

too tired to gym tonight, haven't been all weed. coming down with a cold now, just gonna stay home and have a wank

Just waiting till I go to Portugal on holidays so I can drink cold cheap beer in the sun all day and drink some port wine in the evenings like a big fruit cake.

I don't understand gays, he's ugly as fuck and has a shit tier tattoo. how can you be attracted to that

>ugly as fuck
I'm a bender and not attracted to him but behave now

there isn't a single attractive thing about his face, his hair is shit too.

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You know what's funny, when BritNormie thought he could just leave britfeel

Kek

>forgot to take my jumper off when i went in the supermarket
>bit sweaty
>pretty sure a group of roasties were laughing at me and i think they took a picture of me
Taking pictures of people without their consent should be illegal desu

well excuse me but he looks like this bi guy who flirted with me for the first year of uni but with muscles

and then when i told him i liked him he dismissed me for whatever girl he could find
whatever

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why would they take a picture of you just for that?

>Taking pictures of people without their consent should be illegal desu
When is the law going to catch up with the smartphone shit and make this illegal? No doubt the government are too shit scared of pissing off the journalists.

What did Trump mean by this

mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1144072877290872832

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i've been eating nothing but junk lately lads, I think I'm gonna skip dinner entirely today. Not that it will make much difference

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because it is roasting hot today? if you go outside in anything more than a t shirt that is very weird and you can't be surprised that people take photos