What's the most shameful fap experience you've had?

lol ive sucked my own dick before, if this is your most shameful experience ever you must be lucky

Should have started kissing her and then plunged it inside. She was probably pretending to sleep, hoping that you would do something. Fucking cuck.

Meh, its really shameful imo. Runner ups include when i used to frequent /d/ and the time i fapped after seeing a picture of my oneitis (hugging another guy)

Don't think I feel shame anymore.

>in high school I'd cum in class by flexing my penis really hard and pushing it with my thighs
>fapped to a video of my little sister
>have cum in own mouth while self sucking dozens of times while looking myself in the eyes
>fapped against the wall to the sound of the guy next door having sex in college dorm
>found video of friend having sex with his gf and fapped to it
>used to light stuff on fire and fap to it as it burned
>have fapped to videos of chickens laying eggs
>have fapped to videos of female horses peeing or pooping
>have fapped to female autopsies
>fapped while talking on the phone with my mom

There are many more but I'll stop there for now.

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I went /out/ to a nearby wilderness park for a hike. Met a girl there and talked to her a bit. She was really friendly, I felt very comfortable talking to her. At this time I was very shy an couldnt talk to anyone. She was bright and funny, I thoroughly enjoyed chatting with her. Then I went home and masturbated thinking about her.

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Probably the lamest post so far. Nothing weird about that at all.

No no no, do tell, you have some based tastes, especially the horses peeing and pooping. Normies will get mad but something about an animal shitting or pissing makes me diamonds.

I wish this became an overnight meme for all to enjoy forever. Two weirdos I hung out with about a decade ago once showed me pics of how they pretended to spitroast a large fish they caught. Well the one fucking the mouth didn't pretend, he said he even came. The guy fucking its underside just kinda rubbed his dick on it and made dumb jokes about it, mostly porn lines ("oh yeah you like that, you scaily bitch?").

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>used to light stuff on fire and fap to it as it burned

This one confuses me the most, pls explain

Holy shit

I'm imagining reverse mermaids as the fish from Spongebob

>>used to light stuff on fire and fap to it as it burned
Of all that perverted crap why is this one the funniest? Some men just want to watch the world burn... and fap to it.

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Jerked off to the sound of my mom getting her cheeks clapped by her boyfriend

a video of myself dressed as a girl

There was an user that got off to his pet leeches feeding off of him and watching them swell with blood. He explained it great detail.

I jerked off to that. Several times.

>started by fapping to videos of mares winking on youtube
>some of them would pee as well
>new fetish awakened

The list goes on:
>fap to videos of predators eating other live animals' testicles or entrails
>fap to beheadings and 1/4 slowed videos of people hanging themselves
>would get out from school hide in my backyard and fap to my school bus as it came back from the other direction
>once dug into an ant hill and fapped into it
>would make things like spaghetti, fap, have sex with the food, cum in it, and then eat it
>fap to hotgluing
>was anorexic for a bit, would get turned on when extremely horny, and then fapped to the thought of my body eating itself
>fap to memories of sexual abuse I received as a child
>cute girl from my grade visited house when I was in middle school, waited till she left, took her plastic fork out of the trash, licked her spit off of it, fapped onto the fork
>in elementary school we had a unisex bathroom in the class room, waited till my crush went for a pee, went in after her, licked the toilet sear, fapped

>noticed I get unreasonably erect when watching things burn
>realized I could harness these erections for even greater pleasure

Based user I have done the same

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>>fap to memories of sexual abuse I received as a child

And suddenly these posts make sense... Also, fapping to everything around you sounds pretty tiresome (but still hilarious).

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>>Most Shameful.

Found a video on my younger brothers tablet.
He was in makeup and a dress.
Started dancing and stripping.
Oiled himself up.
Rode a dildo.
Tiny dick flopping around.
He never got hard.
Kept moaning.
Turned around.
Riding dildo, view from behind.
30 minute video.

Found it a year ago.
I watch it 2-3 times a day.
It's all I masturbate too now.
I can get hard and ejaculate just listening to him moan.

I feel like killing myself.
I am disgusting.

We have the same mother.
Different father's.
His Dad left when he was 3.
I have been his father figure/role model.

I am 26.
We are 12 years apart in age.

His soft skin.
Blonde hair.
Blue eyes.
Big lips.
Pale skin.
5'2"
105lbs.
Like to call me Daddy.

I am going to move out.
Or.
Kill myself.

Before I just give in.
I want to have sex with him.
So badly.

A few days ago.
He asked me to start calling him.
Honey.

I want to die.

But I want him more.

Not gay.

Jacked to a video of some bitch being stabbed to death, her screams, the "thwack" of the nife, makes me hard just thinking about it, "aaaaaauughh madre de dios aaaaaauughh", quickest cum ever.

>I am 26.
>We are 12 years apart in age.

You have to nuke all your devices before the party van arrives

Got one of my best friends crossfaded and fapped in her pussy (stuck the tip in and stroked the shaft with my hand cause i was scared). She was completely passed out but still super wet so I came in like 30 seconds tops. I think she suspected something cause we stopped being as close after that. I still fap furiously to the memory (still a virgin btw). Shes a qt hapa with a thicc ass and thighs and I just couldnt help myself.

She was a whore anyway so I figured why dont I take my chance to try her out

Do you have a link tho user?

You did the right thing user, you're a lucky man.

WHY CANT I SUCK MY OWN DICK LIFE IS FUCKING UNFAIR

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can you post the video or webm? sounds like another hot amateur vid to add to my collection

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Share the video with us user

share that shit, cmon bro you cant tease me like that

I ended up facializing myself when I was being the sub in the "ironic" april fools 2018 event where /v/ became gay af. It was supposed to be a joke but I found it hot.

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I was sitting in a car waiting for my mom in a No Frills parking lot when I was 16 or something. There was woman that was putting away groceries in her trunk and she bent over with an amazing ass in tight jeans. I quickly reached into my pants and blew a load off. Just let it sit in my underwear after that as I sat in the car.

Oh let's see.

>First orgasm was with parent's vibrator.
>Snuck outside to watch my parents have sex through the window at least twice.
>stole sister's panties to fap with also twice.

His brother is underage wtf degenerates

most 14yo are already fucking like rabbits anyway you can clearly tell his brother is a degenerate too, and 14 yo is consensual where i live

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I fapped while doing an essay for a girl while she traveled with her family for the weekend

The only one i can relate to is hotgluing...

>have cum in own mouth while self sucking dozens of times while looking myself in the eyes
did you strap a mirror to your chin?

this is the most disgusting in this thtread easily

Fucking jesus man I'm trying to do my best to not be a sinner here and you're filling my head with these thoughts.

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bad larp, try again

I dont believe this but i laughed out lout so cheers

I wish i could jerk off to your sister with you, maybe we could stroke each other off and both finish on her. She sounds amazing.

What was your sister doing in the video? Post it

One time a tinder semi stacy matched me and asked what i was doing later and could i pick her up. Shocked i said yes. Picked her up immediately as she lived on the same road. We got liquor then went to my house and made out right off the bat. She said she needed to go to the bathroom and she was in there for several minutes then came out totally fucked up. We made out some more then she passed out on my couch. She was high as fuck. I licked her asshole and jerked off so hard

Why didnt you use flavored lube you fucking idiot?

Yeah you smoulder you fucking slut

This is the most based. Did you ever hear her moaning and cumming?

Shamalam twist

>Fapped dressed in nylon stocks, bra and full make up while doing some self bondage. Had some sissy joi playing too. This was all while there was a group of 15 migrant workers in my house demoliting my kitchen

>came to clown feet porn (still regret that)

>fapped in a gas station bathroom while on a famiky road trip in high school

>fapped to a woman in a full burka

>fap to my schoolbus
>yeah you long yellow slut
>you dont even use seatbelts for protection bc you like riding raw
>unggghh
>splaaat

Fapped to a mantis eating a woman's nipple.

Jerked off with my own shit in my mouth multiple time, the afterfap shame was really awful so I stopped doing it. Still jerk off to Scat though.

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Paid to take care of my neighbors dog while they were out of town, no dad in the picturex only a big ass milf mom and her 18 year old daughter, pretty hot, big tits, crushed on her through school. After feeding the dog I went upstairs, put on a pair of the daughters panties , another one on my head aling with a bra, then went and put on a pair of the moms leggings. I furiously masturbated on both beds while staring at family beach photos and sniffing the bra and panties. When I was done I put it all back, mess free. Did that every day for a week and then never did it again, that was almost ten years ago now but looking form the outisde in that is a really creepy thing to do, still dont care though.

Pretty much every time I orgasm anally.

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fapping to someone you've only known for 10 mins, within a half hour of meeting them

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Really not the most shameful but definitely the stupidest fap
>be like 13 so horny all the time
>had just spent like 48 hours at my friends house
>mom picks me up
>realize Im supremely horny after not falling for the last two days
>cant wait to go home a jerk it
>mom says hey user we are going to your sisters softball game before we go home
>FUCK
>Cannot wait like an hour to leave
>Take my moms keys and go to the car
>Need to find the nearest fap material
>find sisters iPod
>find Hannah Montana album art with her on the cover
>fuck it
>lay down on the floor of the back seat
>whip dick out
>beat it to the album art and her voice on Party in the USA
>wipe cum on seats

For real dont know what the fuck I was thinking

jerked off thinking of my grandma...bitch got a fat ass. Also I jerk off thinking about having an orgy with all my girl cousins and aunts. Came to the thought of the youngest one crying tears of joy while riding my dick.

>beat it to the album art and her voice on Party in the USA
I was a late bloomer when it came to fapping, and I liked that music video and Katy Perry's California Gurls.
I also fucked up and used my Scooby Doo blanket as a cum rag when I was younger, and that was the last gift I received from my daddy before he died.

>be me at 18
>driving 13 year old niece to party at her friend's house
>party is "beach themed"
>pick up her friend along the way (friend is a year younger).
>Her friend says "user you should stay! for a bit!"
>Niece agreed and bugged me to hang around
>Hanging out with a bunch of pre-teens was the last thing I wanted to do but relented and went up to friend's bedroom where party was being held
>sit down and act as a "chaperon" so it wasn't as weird
>Nieces friend walks out of bathroom dressed in a sarong and tiny, white bikini top
>holyshit.jpg
>keep my cool and not say or make any movements towards her but damn...
>Apparently neice's friend had a crush on me
>Sits down in my lap and rubs her butt against me
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>Getting hard
>Get up to get a drink
>Nieces friend slaps my ass as I get up
>"Damn user your ass is fiiiiine"
>awkward chuckle
>Get back and half lay down on empty futon
>Nieces friend joins me and we're soon spooning
>She kept pressing her ass into my now diamond dick
>eventually party ends and I take them both home
>I get home and have the hardest wank I've had to date
>Blast sticky cum up to my chin thinking of the evening
Never did try and make a move for fear of getting vanned

Fuck off, pedo tranny faggots.

Good on you for staying strong, soldier. I think i would have nutted, to be honest.

>be me
>Idk how old I was maybe 13-14
>Made characters have sex multiple times in Sims 3.
>Get raging boner
>Go to the toilet and jerk off

I think this is where my pregnant fetish started. Their huge bellies were sexy

Bumping this thread because I was THE LORD OF THE DARKNESS

I have a parasite fetish and jerk off to watching leeches feed off me. I used to keep a bunch of then to fuel this fetish. It's fucking weird, and I have no idea how I developed it. I totally want to get back into this with a partner.

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used to dig in both my sister and moms hampers for dirty panties and socks. used to cross dress and play with my moms sex toys too. those days are long gone now, tho. only thing i can do now is fap when i talk to them on the phone

Every once in a while my sister has to take a shit while I'm in the shower. I tell her not to flush because I don't want to "deal with the low water pressure". Right after she leaves I go and grab her turds out of the toilet and bring them into the shower with me. I hold the turds in my hand and sniff them while I jerk off. Sometimes I shove them up my butt; sometimes I lick them a little.
It's always the best nut.

I also once got the opportunity to stay on my aunt's house, she had this broken toilet that sometimes wouldn't flush so I would await for her to go to the bathroom and immediately go shower after she leaves, making sure the toilet was empty before she enter. So one day toilet was empty, she goes in and when she leaves I went inside and found her delicious shit floating in the toilet, I closed the door and open the shower water to hide the noise from me scooping out her shit and smearing it on my cock and using it to jerk off. the smell was so strong but good, like when you fart and feel a bit of pride from it. I tasted a little bit and the taste was putrid. She must had a burger or something like that before because it had this tiny seeds in it but still the best lube I had ever tried.

That one's fake user, it's filled with red jelly to make it seem like blood.

You're a fucking pussy, god damn. At least get a handjob and finger her tiny teen pussy.

>Sometimes I shove them up my butt

Top kek. You scat fags are disgusting yet hilarious.

leachbro, you should make a trip so we can know when its actually you

youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
got the idea from vid related

Never, tripfags are the worst.

Me and my cousin were traveling and had to stay in hotel, and we got one damn bed
we got drunk that night and I got raging boner when we were about to sleep, she find that out and start screaming at me
>you damn pervert just jackoff and go to sleep
so I start jackingoff and then I heard her masturbating and we end serving each other
what a wierd night

>tfw no sister to sexualize and become secret married to

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Im hard just reading this user. God damn it

My cousins werent hot at all growing up, its bullshit. Youre a god

For the last year or so, I've been fapping to imaginary family trees of me and my niece. I name our children, breed my daughters while my sons breed their mother, their sons breed their aunts and so on. Big family orgy shit that I've written a few hundred pages worth of family trees that slowly spread out and at this point are unmanageable. I pretend we are the last people on earth and have to repopulate and our descendants spread out across the land due to internal feuds and scarcer resources. I've even made a map of my state and based on the geography, rename places.

For example, my great-great-great-great-son is the first to leave our village and he settles north of where we live and calls it Henrystead, a vast flat valley along a river into the mountains. His name is Henry Wilson and is the first of his name and the clan Henryson. He takes two of his sisters as wives and breeds a new village in Henrystead. Another place is up in the foothills where Henry's great-grandson moves to after being exiled for murder and it's called Stormhill because there are lots of storms in the winter there. I'm about 40 generations down and it's just impossible to keep up as I've spread out so much.

I started a new family tree where me and a clone of a female neanderthal also wildly breed and this time, I tried to control the inbreeding to minimize the risk of genetic mutations and also utilize genetic drift to reintroduce new genes. I fapped to it only a few times and I've given up on it as well. Here's an example, I've spilled seed to the thought about 4 or 5 times to this one.

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And here is a picture of my beautiful mixed race neanderthal/human daughter that I'll endlessly breed until her womb is barren and my seed is dry.

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>was anorexic for a bit, would get turned on when extremely horny
*extremely hungry

I can self-suck really easily. Standing up, sitting down, laying on my side, etc. I was doing it on my bed and noticed I could see my self in the mirror. Then I started staring at my eyes and my lips while I sucked. Simply looking at my face in the mirror would start to turn me on.

It was more of fapping to the thought of all of my schoolmates on the bus not knowing I was there masturbating. Knowing how bad it'd be if I got caught was a huge turn on too.

i respect that, and i would usually agree, i just want to know all about this, thats all

Well, you have me for about 30 minutes before I need to head out for the day. Ask me whatever you want and I will answer as best I can.

how many leeches have you had on you at one time? how many leech friends did you have in total?

One at a time. I let them feed as much as they wanted, and they take a lot. Plus, you don't stop bleeding for a good long while after they're done. Just having one do its thing got me a little lightheaded afterwards. And I had about 10 in total.

>used to light stuff on fire and fap to it as it burned

This is some Farnese type shit

how come you no longer have your leeches?

Moved a good distance, and I had no way of transporting them undetected. I didn't want my family to know about my weird kink and I sure as shit didn't want to try and smuggle them on a plane. So I let them go where I found them.

you seem like a wonderful person, i hope you find a partner you can share this with

Guaranteed she was awake the whole time

>i hope you find a partner you can share this with
You and me both, friend. I doubt it'll ever happen, but if I could find that one girl as fucked up as I am who would let me slap some leeches on her and watch them give her the ol' succ, that'd be neat. I mean, I know there are some out there into vampires and blood play, but I think this takes it to another level. People are generally so afraid of leeches when there's really no reason to be.

perhaps try fetlife? maybe you'll find some luck there. and a vamp or blood play chick might be your best bet. could just be showing them something they'd never considered, and end up loving it. best of luck, leechbro

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How am I supposed to believe this