I got beat up by a cousin, we were having a family reunion, everything was chill we were having a couple beers and having a good time and I was chilling with my cousins, but when one of my cousins was leaving he decided to grab me from behind the couch like pic related and started to choke me a little bit because of some stupid ass martial art he was showing, I told him to stop it and that I would bite him if he didn't fuck off, he continued and I proceeded to attempt to bite him and he instantly started to choke me for real, I began to panic and started hitting him from wherever I could and that only made him angrier, no one was doing fucking anything to help me and I was starting to pass out, he finally released me only to punch me a couple times on the left side of my face really hard, I started to cry and told him what the fuck is wrong with you, then I proceeded to get in my car and drive home, I feel so humiliated, all of my family was watching as I got rendered into a little bitch
How do I regain my honor?
Regain your honor. Kill the avatar.
Call the cops you fucking autist.
My mom told me to do that, I don't know if I want to, I don't want to turn this into a shitshow
I'm so fucking pissed right now, the left side of my head is pulsating and I can't stop fucking crying, I put on some ice to make it better, what do I do bros? how will I ever recover from this? as I said I don't want to call the cops on him, that would only make things worse
fucking kill him
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Do it you fucking pussy, how could it possibly make things worse? Get that dickhead arrested.
Don't snitch to the cops OP that would be a real bitch move. Call your cousin and apologize for spazzing out
user, I've only read the first line, but you need to return and make him pay, only his regrets and fearful apologies will make you honor back.
Dont call the cops unless you have a witness op otherwuse the cops wont do shit. I know from personal experience.
Go to the hospital, get that on record, and then file a police report.
Vandalize his house.
>apologize for being assaulted
Fuck off, normalcunt.
Even better, you can burn his house.
>dude dont snitch bro just let people get away with committing crimes and being violent dickheads that's what my favorite rapper says
No, you apologize, you become his friend, then you make him suffer.
I'm not OP, I'd threaten to shoot, not bite.
>be a pussy and call the cops, you cannot solve if by yourself, better call mommy.
A dog that bark never bits, just burn his house with no warning.
>A dog that bark never bits
Literally every dog in existence barks before it bites.
Thank you OP this story legit made me laugh out loud because I thought it was gonna end with you doing something like knocking him out by accident. But it ended with (what I imagined) you having red teary filled eyes and a sqeualy voice saying "what's wrong with you!!" Please tell me that's how you said it it lol!!!
You didn't lose honor. Everybody probably thinks your cousin is a psycho.
And you are dog? Stop being an animal and do it without warning, like a clever bunny would do.
Unironically beat him with a bat, its only fair since he grabbed you from behind first.
Getting beat up is no excuse for driving drunk.
I'm with him OP you'd reallllllyy look like an even bigger bitch if you called the cops
That's fair and just. Do not bring friends to beat him or use a gun, this will stain your honor.
>And you are dog?
No, but you might be judging from your intelligence. I know how to legally protect myself and hurt my enemies.
I would suggest letting it go but if you believe you have sustained any injuries it would be wise to at least file a police report so you can get it on record for any possible court battles.
t. OP's cousin
He's right, calling the cops might have solve somethings, but you'll look like a even bigger pussy
Yeah and if he is a pussy so what? Does that mean that he's not entitled to protection, that anyone should just walk all over him? I'm 6'4 and 200 pounds, I guess that means I have a right to walk into your house, kill you and take your shit. What are you gonna do, call the cops you pussy?
OP doesn't want to play the law or hurt his enemies, OP want to have his honor back.
I'd probably shot you without warning. See first hand if a 6'4 200 pound fag is stronger than a bullet.
But calling cops is no way to restore honor, if you need protection, you're a peasant at best.
Go to the cops, make him pay you for physical/psychological domestic abuse.
fuck off niglet logic
>not turning and instantly start swinging on that little punk
I got in a fist fight with my little brother thats bigger and me and whooped his ass in front of the entire family at a reunion once and I gave no shits you kind of fucked up not beating him to a pulp right there and then
if your family just sat there and didn't say anything that means they don't care about you at all and they like your cousin more. so, if thats the case, they aren't worth caring about. call the cops, report it, and watch him get arrested.
If you're serious about this dumbass you should just beat the shit out of him. If you dont think you can beat he shit out of him because you're not strong enough, call the cops and file a police report at least so next time he does it hell go to jail or something. If you're a bitch, own up to it. Don't just do nothing though, because then you'll really just be a bitch.
Make him pay and ruin any bit of honor you might still have.
>but it was only a few beers
Yes, with all your family giving testimony in favor of him he will not get arrested and you'll be a sniffer .
Really user? Biting?
You handled that wrong, and you know it, it's probably part of why you feel so humiliated. You don't have to do anything though, it's not your fault your cousin provoked you.
I get pissed pretty quickly even if someone is trying to bar my path, let alone touch me. You *should* get mad. It's going to be fine.
Next time, keep the anger just below the surface, don't let it go to your head or people will be able to control you.
OP has no honour, and if he cared about honour he wouldn't have gotten in that situation in the first place as he would be Jow Forums enough to remove his cousin's arm from around his throat without needing to resort to biting.
OP wants revenge, he wants his cousin to pay a price, and the easiest and best way to do that is If OP really wanted to settle this honorably, he'd go to the gym and get Jow Forums and then kick his cousin's ass, but he won't be doing that.
I don't really think he lost any honor though. His autist cousin was the one who sperged out in front of the family and has made things uncomfortable, plus the rest of the relatives did jack shit the whole time. Sound like a pack of cunts he's better off without
Fuck honor, it's about making sure a piece of shit gets what he deserves and doesnt cause more trouble for society. Idiots like you are why people like him exist. Kick his ass and he'll just bother someone else, throw him in jail and hes away from society.
The only option you have to regain your dignity(and willing to do prison time) is to cripple him with a bat(so he can't come back at you)
but let's be honest there's nothing you can do. You'll just have to accept it and move on
This. But in all honesty, only a bitch would bite. Get some gains and learn how to keep people off you and maybe you wont be a bitch anymore
>If OP really wanted to settle this honorably, he'd go to the gym and get Jow Forums and then kick his cousin's ass, but he won't be doing that.
I think a execution shot is honorable in this case, but only if he warn his cousin first.
>break into his house when no one's around
>carry a bat
>take a shit on the carpet
>piss on his clothes
>cut every wire (phone chargers, tv, etc)
>disconnect the fridge
>proceed to break as much shit as possible no fucks given for five minutes
>gtfo as fast as possible
OP you have an excuse to do something hilarious dont puss out of this.
>honor
>2019
get a load of this guy, first of a all the cousin's the cunt without honor, grabbing someone behind his back and punching him for banter. honor don't mean shit with physical violence, this is america nigger, go to Congo if you want banter without civilized humanity and just oogabooga chimpouts.
>I don't really think he lost any honor though.
Then you are a fitly peasant that only understand the mud under your feet.
>His autist cousin was the one who sperged out in front of the family and has made things uncomfortable, plus the rest of the relatives did jack shit the whole time. Sound like a pack of cunts he's better off without
And he was the one that got beaten, this is dishonor.
>implying he'll be send to jail
Prepare to be beaten once more, this time with extra rage.
Well, it probably looked like his cousin was messing with him playfully, and then he bit his cousin like a bitch. In his families eyes, he probably got what he deserved for biting him like a bitch.
>Trannies and psychopaths lecturing us about honor
R9K everyone.
and? thats his best option. then he would know he should never speak to any of them again. what do you suggest? he go start a fight with his cousin and risk an assault charge like a retard?
>get a load of this guy, first of a all the cousin's the cunt without honor, grabbing someone behind his back and punching him for banter. honor don't mean shit with physical violence, this is america nigger, go to Congo if you want banter without civilized humanity and just oogabooga chimpouts.
His cousin was cunning, if he cared for his honor he'd stay sharp and not allow himself to be taken by surprise.
I suggest OP to get strong and beat the shit out of him, this kind of violent retard always respect strength. (if OP is lazy, he can use a bad)
I think calling the cops would be the right move in this case. I can understand why people would want you to take matters into your own hands, but there's a problem with that. If you do that and he calls the cops, you're going to look like the bad guy. Beat him to the punch all call the cops. They're there, so use them.
>randomly attacking someone from behind for no reason is cunning
So if I randomly slit a stranger's throat on the bus I'm not a piece of shit, I'm cunning?
Slash that faggots tires, do something to his gas preferrably. If you pour some sort of chemical in his gas tank his car is done for the next time he tries to start it.
i know someone who beat someone up like that with a tire iron, first degree assault and got 2 years in prison with no priors. have fun
Yes, at least this is what Musashi said...
I hate family reunions... Same story with my cousin, he tried beating me up or something. He punched me in the head and started laughing for God knows why, I responded by grabbing him by his ribcage and shaking the life out of him. yes I grabbed him the the ribcage
Well cops were called and he tried filing assault charges on me.
Case was thrown out and now my side if the family doesn't speak with his side.
Really I dont care, he was always a dickhead that would do something stupid to you for no reason. I remember when we were kids he smashed my hand with a hammer, why? I dont know but I hot to watch him get an asskicking if a lifetime
"Stay sharp" "not let him be taken by suprise" go to fucking africa then steve irwin. Talking like he is a fucking navy seal. You would have gotten your ass beat just like OP
In 2 years he'll get out, but his enemies will never get ride of the fear (and broken knees)
>first degree assault and got 2 years in prison with no priors.
honestly that doesn't sound too bad.
Op why did you cry and run away....
>And he was the one that got beaten, this is dishonor.
The cousin acted even more dishonorably by starting an assault that was uncalled for. Also is just losing at something really considered dishonor? It's not like it was even a fair contest, nor should OP care how he looks in front of a family who let this kind of behavior go on.
I'm just going off of what OP said, so you may be right. Biting is fighting dirty and not exactly a brave move but people do crazy shit when they feel cornered and taken by surprise like that
If OP doesn't know how to fight or how to be prepared, he deserve to be beaten. He should apologize to avoid further beating from his stronger cousin.
im pretty sure it was only 2 years because, surprise, it was a girl who did it. yea, she beat the shit out of another girl with a tire iron because she caught her boyfriend cheating with her.
i've had things like this happen to me. Takes me usually like 5 days to 3 months for it to stop bothering me the way it does.
pro tip: Don't act on your emotions at all, what you are feeling is bitch emotions and will only make things much worse. No matter what just go on about your life like nothing happened and it will get smaller and smaller, everyone takes a beating from time to time.
>The cousin acted even more dishonorably by starting an assault that was uncalled for.
It's called cunning, and the glory of victory clear the shame of dishonorable methods.
>Also is just losing at something really considered dishonor?
Yes, OP should be prepared and sharp. Being caught in a trap is reason for great shame.
"Apologize"
Literal fucking windowlicker
>be prepared
Come on, that faggot grabbed him from behind how do you prepare against that? Fucking sorry for trusting your own family right? Bitch move by his cousin and deserves to have his wrists broken with a metal pipe.
master martial arts then challenge him to a fight to death, regain your honor my brudda
OP was caught in a trap, OP was beaten and OP lost his honor, now OP need to humiliate himself in front of he who bested him.
It was self-defense, there's no such thing as "playing dirty"
OP even if you couldn't defend yourself physically you could've at least done it verbally, and tell him to fuck off in front of everyone. But what's done is done.
You are so goddamn stupid. Leave this thread. You treat a domestic dispute like its fucking Feudal Japan.
>wherrr is your honourr son, you hav fairred dis famirry
>Bitch move by his cousin and deserves to have his wrists broken with a metal pipe.
This would restore OP honor, but OP should give a warning before he cripples his cousin in his rightful revenge.
Yes do this
Break in and wreck as much shit as you can in a 2 minute timeframe.
If you smash a car window, bend the roof so he cant pit a new window in
Pic related is how you cause damage to a car that cant be fixed easily. Always peirce the radiator or at least bend the fine as much as u can, if you really want to be a dick poke his oil pan out and cut any wire u can get to
>reads Machiavelli's The Prince once
He doesn't sound Japanese at all. He is espousing Chinese sentiment.
Read the five rings from Musashi, it's far more based. If OP had read it, he'd be prepared and would had his honor.
I'm quoting Yamamoto...
There is playing dirty. His cousin apeared to be jokingly choking him out (as stated by OP) and then OP said he will bite him. His cousin probably didn't think he would and then got bit. Cousin gets pissed because he was just messing with OP and then proceeds to smack his shit because he was a bitch for biting when they werent fighting for real at first. I'd say OP was in the wrong in this scenario and acted like a total sperg, then cried all the way home like the wee little piggy he is.
Not beat him
Run up behind him and hit him on the back of the neck as hard as u can. Jump off the ground and swing down like a cartoon or something
Yamamoto was acting Chinese.
Pretty good ideas, but its very obvious what happened if he does that. You need to put something in his gas, do something within the cars mechanical components. Just start loosening shit in his suspension, if not remove entire fucking parts,
There is no playing dirty
OP cousin was just playing with him and OP overreacted, OP acted in a violent way against a family member, the beating was deserved.
If he dedicated himself to anything and learned discipline he would see that he should only fight his cousin if he tries to attack him again. He is upset about being a "man" and fighting back out of sheer rage but he probably does not have that which is why he hates himself now. But being a man or just a person is not about being scared or being tough, it's about being wise and if OP can't calm himself down then he is going to do something even more unwise which will get him into even deeper shit. he'd be lucky if he just got his ass beat again, because the alternative is hurting his cousin so bad that he ends up in jail.
There is and OP played dirty, biting is for dogs and children. He should have frighted like a man.
Thats what I was saying, missed the no in There is no playing dirty (Here)
Actually I was just trying to say this. I cant talk today fuck
no there isn't outside of the ring or octagon, fighting "dirty" is just chads way of keeping you from winning. If somebody went up to you and started shanking you you wouldn't be like
>"w-wait *SHANK SHANK* but thats against the ru-*SHANK SHANK SHANK*
How are you even defending the cousin? He is one of those faggots who finds the need to fucking attack people to "prove his worth" Probably used to ask people if they wanted to fight when he was younger. He is a wannabe chad and deserves to have his shit kicked in
There's honor in victory, no matter the means... but OP was defeated and bitten, this is an even greater shame.
I've done it to people who fucked with me. They had to get a new car because when you dent that arm, a window cant be replaced. Plus I'm a mechanic, I've tried fixing similar problems. You have to cut it out and weld in a new one, I doubt he would want to pay a 8000 dollar repair fee and wait 3 months for his car to be done.
Cut his caliper wires and put soda in his gas. Sugar works too, it clogs up the fuel pump. However, putting diffrent liquid in the tank dosnt always total the car. Open his hood and cut and RIP out any wires you see. That's thousands of dollars in repair alone, not to mention the price of a new wiring harness
The hell This isn't rocky, biting is way more honorable than attacking someone from behind for no reason
user, OP's cousin was joyfully playing with OP, and OP for no good reason attacked him. Someone that attack family deserve far worse than a beating, OP was luck.
Fuck off retard.
Being a man would mean walking up to his cousin and gutting the fucker with a box cutter.
perhaps but op is going to learn from this and move on with his life.
If you don't agree with that sentiment its because you are terrified of being in his position and would kill yourself.
also honor is a SPOOK faggot
Biting is how animals attack. If OP cared for his honor he'd be prepared, if someone attack OP from behind and OP is taken by surprise, it's OP fault.