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best cat ever
Absolutely
m'eow
>lost all its fur in the jungles and hellfire of the vietnam war
>a cunning and relentless combatant, earned commendations beyond measure
>returned home a hero, however damaged.
>unable to return to civilian life, he decided to take to the streets
>crime rates plummet as he puts his experience right where it hits hardest, bringing ruthless thugs to justice
>it's a wide topic of debate whether or not he's right in his vigilante justice and disregard for the law
>operating in a grey area where all lines are blurred he continues his war
Jesus relax Germany
its not my fault that im bored
GO OUTSIDE!
dont tell me what to do mom
*oh shit*
DO IT NOW, HANS!
or else the bad man will come.
fite me
Hans......
6/10, its too warm to immerse myself in winter sounds right now
8/10, actually managed to trigger me
I want to move to Alaska where it's nice and cold.
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Same mate, even in Poland it’s hot as fuck
I can totally understand that, if its too cold you just wear another layer of clothes but when its too hot you are just fucked
just move to austria, in the EU nobody can stop you
our coldest winters in the Midwest gets to -27 °C but our hottest summers gets 40 °C
it's not the heat that kills you it's the humidity
yeah, it feels like getting boiled in your own sweat
Lived in Weeb land long enough to know
I swear you could take a solo cup to my back and get an inch of sweat.
We're one month closer to December. I can't wait.
What?
Japan is what I mean
I’m the military brat that shitposts here, lots of experience around the world
Cool
Where have you traveled?
ITS ALMOST DECEMBER
185 days until December
thats a good way of thinking, but deep in your soul you know that summer hasnt even really started
There are 4 weeks in a month.
4 months left until autumn.
Saturday, September 22
a date that will live in infamy
Germany, Las Vegas, California(fucking worst, and that was before it was super-Commie shithole), Japan, Italy, and Poland of course.
Also American public schooling is the fucking worst I’ve seen in my life, and even digital school is a bit slow.
Or maybe I’m just too fast for it, but I fucking doubt that.
YAAAAASSSSSASSAASSSSSS
Also it’s really lonely because there are only 2 million military brats in the world, and that number has never been so lonesome for me, but hey, we’re one hell of a minority
Are you the reason why poland wants a permanent US military base now?
>American public schooling
Not all but some yeah
>even digital school is a bit slow
yes
>maybe I’m just too fast for it
yes
we all will live in infamy
Enjoy it
I suppose it’s only public schooling then, but it was awful, I’m not that picky, and the food there was so shit I begged me mum to make me food.
Schooling was so slow we did a lesson a week or something like that.
I hope it’s better now
>the food there was so shit
Yup
>I begged me mum to make me food
You know you could've walked out and grab a bite to eat somewhere else.
When did you graduate?
No this was a long time ago, like I was 9 or so, and I was really beta, recently I’m going to Uni for art(gay I know).
>I’m going to Uni for art
WHY IS ART SCHOOL SO EXPENSIVE IN AMERICAAAAAAA?
I don’t know, in America I feel like it wouldn’t pay off as well as in Europe, at least not like in Poland. In Poland this shits free, but you need a masters for even low-paying jobs(so I’ve heard, I don’t really know) so if I’m lucky I’ll see if I can find work online, or maybe it Scotland or something, maybe I can teach art in the Military.
>America I feel like it wouldn’t pay off as well as in Europe
Says you
>so if I’m lucky I’ll see if I can find work online, or maybe it Scotland or something, maybe I can teach art in the Military.
God I want your life
>God I want your life
It’s nice, but I’m constantly stressed by parents and shit, not to mention all the terrorism in the West.
I just have to be patient, but I wish you the best of luck based America.
>I’m constantly stressed by parents
man oh man me and you have two different lives
Yeah, I’ve got nothing to whine about, really though: you deserve a good life though, I’m sure.
My goal of becoming a billionaire is going poorly.
It takes time, I just want a job that pays enough doflr me to start a kingdom in Bir Tawil, but I don’t know how that’ll turn out
I thought it's already been claimed by some guy
Two guys, one from India, and one from America, but all they did was place flags down, I’m talking a propper kingdom.
Kekfugees welcome of course.
What kind of kingdom?
I’m not sure, I’m thinking either Democratic Kingdom(like Britain), or Republican Kingdom(a mix between a kingdom and direct democracy, something similar to Republican Rome).
Of course I’ll work out the details later, but I want the people to have power.
*overthrows you*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also I want it something similar to America’s gun laws, and Militarism.
FUCK
>Also I want it something similar to America’s gun laws, and Militarism.
Yes to all this.
Also heavy heavy screening for anybody that wants guns.
Mostly mental checkups
so are we going to do for the economy
>economy
Never really thought that actually
Shit
*What
YOU FUCKED US
Hey, your king now, good luck
so um, ahem: YOU FUCKED US KING
BEHEAD THIS MAN
AWE FUCK
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you should rather save all pics of the polish cat to spread the word
Cat thread?
cat thread.