Catholic Thread

Hello anons, why have you not yet given up your allegiance to your false, manmade churches and joined the one holy and universal Church that was established by Jesus Christ and his apostles?

Feel free to talk about anything Christianity related in this thread

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I envy you religious folk, must be nice to believe in some eternal salvation after death.

What's the difference between Christians and Catholics?

Christian is the umbrella term, Catholics are one of the branches

Have you tried being religious? Reading the cassical arguments for the existence of God, ie Thomas Aquinas?

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user, you had me going there for a second with false churches.

>allegiance to false churches
I have no such allegiances. I am an atheist.

Talked to the president of my schools newman club. Looking into having a pro life night in the spring

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I've heard many versions of those argunents, and many counter-arguments. the classical arguments are not convincing enough.

Do you sign some contract obligation you to state you're an atheist in every single conversation?

no it's just the relevant answer to this question. I mean if you were only targeting other christians with this bait I apologize for intruding. I thought you were addressing all anons.

because my father convinced me that the Catholic faith was bad. i know that's not the case, but it's what he taught me for my whole life and thus, i can't look at Catholicism without feeling strange.

I'm not OP, but I find curious how atheists (and vegans) always state they beliefs in every single conversation.

This is strange, catholic basically ignore other Christians, while protestants always preach against Catholics with lies

I enter threads with questions I am willing to answer. I realize lots of atheists are obnoxious but I tried to get over my obnoxiousness and combatitiveness. I'm interested in the discussion and interested if anybody can present me with knew information or arguments.

I'm assuming that's a no to the first question then? Religion is both an intellectual exercise and a practice, if you actually are intrigued by religion then you should try actually practicing it. And as for the arguments I'd suggest actually going to the source for them, stuff like Summa Theologica. Youtube videos and the like aren't necessarily awful but it is kind of like a game of telephone.

I was specifically targeting other Christians but, I wasn't particularly bothered by your answer.

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my father grew up in a loyalist neighborhood of Belfast and experienced the Troubles firsthand, Irish Catholics and British Protestants constantly at each other's throats. it went from Brick-Throwing to shootings and random violence between Taigs and Prots really quick. he had to dodge IRA car bombs every day as he walked to high school, so it's sort of reasonable for him to assume that all Catholics are bad. TL:DR his community was terrorized by Catholic terrorists for the majority of his childhood

Reminder that Easter is a holiday the catholic church made up to make forceful conversion and proselytizing of scandinavia easier, its actually Eostre and was never part of kristjanity
Reminder that christmas was Yule and many modern traditions can be traced back to germany, scandinavia, and iceland. The date was moved when the catholic church wanted to convert people and documents show if we account for all calender fuckery done that when the original kristjan christmas happened it was sometime in october and we have proof of this dating back to mid 4th century rome, it was only moved to december to make converting norse pagans easier
If your god is real there would be no need to kill in his name while saying he loves everyone. No loving god would tell one of his children to kill another, such is a polar opposite of benevolence.
Keep using anime girls to recruit sad people kristjans, it shows desperation. Norse paganism has unviguntupled in the past 3 decades while kristjanity has shrunk.
You can only proselytize so much, keep trying in vain.
Kristjans stay seething.

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I'm a convert, being a former Prot, so I had a very similar problem thought nowhere near as extreme as what your father must be like since I just absorbed the standard North-American anti-Catholic prejudice. For a long time I knew that Catholicism was certainly by any doctrinal standard Christian (and of course now I know it to be the true church) but for a long time it was just hard for me to associate it with Christianity, it felt like something 'different.' I'm pretty experienced with Catholic v. Protestant apologetics so I'm happy to answer any questions you might have. But, if it is more of just an emotional block then I would suggest just spending some time around Catholic groups, university clubs, church, ect.

Also on the topic of the troubles I feel like a bit of a house negro because despite being Catholic I am a lot more sympathetic to the loyalist side, largely because I'm a Canadian anglophile.

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>Reminder that Easter is a holiday the catholic church made up to make forceful conversion and proselytizing of scandinavia easier, its actually Eostre and was never part of kristjanity
This sounds incredible stupid, easter is a jew celebration from 1300 a.c.

ayyy, i'm a Canadian too. but the Loyalist militias in the Troubles were the lowest of the low, however. Drug-dealing, murders, pimping, bombings, rioting, beatings, the list goes on. ordinary British loyalists hate them as well. it's best if you give your support to neither side, because when you bring up either side in that conflict, the first thing people picture is a vicious thug wearing a balaclava and waving an M16 in a child's face.

>Also on the topic of the troubles I feel like a bit of a house negro because despite being Catholic I am a lot more sympathetic to the loyalist side, largely because I'm a Canadian anglophile.
This is special about Catholic church, I'm from Bolivia, half a continent away and it's the very same Church.

well, no shit. there's only one Catholic Church.

>Norse paganism has unviguntupled in the past 3 decades

What? It has gone from .001% of the population to .003%? Christianity has only shrunk in western countries, religiosity as a whole is actually on the upturn worldwide and there are more Christians today then there were thirty years ago.

>Reminder that Easter is a holiday the catholic church made up to make forceful conversion and proselytizing of scandinavia easier

I'm assuming you mean the word easter, because the celebration of the resurrection goes back to at the very latest the second century, of course long before Christians were prothatizing Norse pagans.

>Direct evidence for a more fully formed Christian festival of Pascha (Easter) begins to appear in the mid-2nd century. Perhaps the earliest extant primary source referring to Easter is a mid-2nd-century Paschal homily attributed to Melito of Sardis, which characterizes the celebration as a well-established one.[42] Evidence for another kind of annually recurring Christian festival, those commemorating the martyrs, began to appear at about the same time as the above homily.

But, I'm not even sure if that is true however I literally do not care at all. Appropriating pagan termanology goes all the way back to the new testiment itself, where eiarly Christians appropriated the usage of the 'alter to the unknown god' to talk about their God.

Okay, serious question. I know Catholics believe in the literal words of the bible, but considering it's just cherry picked dead sea scrolls by the Roman priests under Constantine, why believe it?

Unlike protestants you can also read any other text. The bible is not the qoran (literal word of God) but those books that are more trustable and important.

Because the Bible says its not what a wise person would do.

Can you point me where in the bible your claim is, if possible in a non corrupted translation.

If it sounds stupid than please prove me wrong. The idea that its the ressurection day of jesus is oldzl, but the name and common celebrations are pagan. The name never was easter, it was made that when the kristjans forced conversion in scandinavia. It comes from the goddess Eostre. What about celebrations now? Fun fact: a big aspect of Eostre was hares and egg hunting. Its said Eostre herself turned birds into hares, where they would lay eggs for children to find, before turning back to birds at sunrise and flying off.
Rabbits and eggs sounds quite familiar no? The idea behind kristjan easter is original yes, jesus came back, but the date, the name, and the celebrations everyone knows are all pagan on origin, as the norse pagans where so steadfast in their faith the kristjans had to change their own religion in an attempt to make more people convert, the killings and paying off 2 Kings wasnt enough apparently.
You're right that its small, but nothing large started large. Things take time to grow, and take time to shrink. Churches are being opened in northern europe, while 400p churches close each year.
Also the total number of kristjans is shrinking, the only abrahamic religion that is growing is islam, and thats most likely due to everyone self reporting as a muslim to not be beheaded

You are correct in assuming its the name, that was a wise observation to make. But the name and ideas associated with the day, along with the date, all show how it was added into kristjanity. People say "well the dates actually do match up!" In the cases of Yule and Eostre but forget that, looking at when these events would have really happened is 2 months earlier than we think, when calender were first being made properly and we were figuring out what time even is on a universl scale, there were places that skipped weeks to fix their time, all in all what was december 2000 years ago is about october now.

It's only called Easter on nordic contries. Where I live it's called "pascoa" from the Latin "paschae", paschea is a traditional jew celebration far older than Norse religion itself.
I think norse countries decided to call the traditional Catholic "paschea" easter because they were more used to the name, but the celebration itself has nothing Norse in it.

>Rabbits and eggs sounds quite familiar no?
This is a protestant tradition, Catholics or Orthodox (or any christian before XVI century) never had any relation with this.

Maybe Protestant adopted a lot of folk traditions in their rituals when they cismed.

Because god isn't real and you're wasting time and money.

Wow, edge and empty, I give you a 6

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Revelation 13:18

It was the catholic church who changed the name to easter.
Many people dont know but kristjans, namely the catholic "one "true"" church attempted to convert scandinavia, issues arised, namely that the people there needed no church to tell them to believe or theyd burn in Hel for eternity, they believed out of genuine faith. This made it hard for the papacy to convert people. They got in bed with Erik Tryggvason and Harald Bluetooth, having them kill people who were outspoken against the papacy, and made it impossible to talk about the gods. The papacy opened churches and proselytized the children. It took near 200 years, what wouldve been 8 to 10 generations for the average family, for the church to finally be accepted, even when proselytizing kids from childhood.

The big thing is they saw how few people converted, they took pagan holidays and put them into their holidays, claiming that it was true all along. This is why catholics call it Easter, its a stolen holiday. I say i hate kristjans, but its mostly catholics that i truly hate.

"hic sapientia est qui habet intellectum conputet numerum bestiar numerus enim hominis est et numerus ejus est sescenti sexaginta sex"
Ok, how this show anything?

Those who have not admitted their wrongdoing will not be allowed to pass the gate (limiter) and enter heaven (not likely a place.)

Have you heard of repentance? It's commonly understood to mean something like admitting you were "wrong" or "being sorry" for something you did. In reality it means to admit you're unable to understand the difference between "right" or "wrong" and that all your primitive notions of reality are delusional and inapplicable in heaven.

That is why you won't be allowed to enter until you have repented. You will be incapable of surviving the terror that awaits you if you continue to latch on to your life here.

See Buddhism and nirvana regarding freedom from passion, aversion and ignorance.

Authoritarians prefer dictation from an authority so that they can avoid carrying any personal responsibility for themselves, their actions or beliefs. An authoritarian will always prefer to have some thing or person available to deflect blame from themselves. "If you have a problem it isn't with me; it's with God." Authoritarians are ultimately pure cowards who are unable to stand and defend themselves without a scapegoat to fall back on, hide behind and toss as tribute to full the jaws of the lion.

To repent is to stand up on your own feet and defend yourself; to open your mind to the truth about reality and to admit your delusions.

God is not your scapegoat but he is ready to judge you once you repent and open your heart to him.

Have you brought Jesus into your heart yet?

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user, the celebration is officially called "paschea" what's the problem with a local culture nickname? Local folk like when you use local names...

Im quite sure that its not local to many places. Easter is quite a big celebration in the United States, are you telling me that its local to there? The churches all call it that, protestant, catholic, eastern orthodoxy, lutheran, they all call it that here.
Care to explain?

>Im quite sure that its not local to many places. Easter is quite a big celebration in the United States, are you telling me that its local to there?
>The churches all call it that, protestant, catholic, eastern orthodoxy, lutheran, they all call it that here.
>Care to explain?
Local folk like when you use local names... and protestants made it a local name during colonization.
If American protestants like to call pascea Easter, it's not Catholic church fault.

Its not the fault of the very church that integrated the name and traditions of the holiday into itself when the papacy forcefully proselytized?
Really?
You tell me the church that grafted Eostre onto itself, and made that name common, is not at fault? The papacy themself, who decided to do such a thing, the papacy claimed to be the "true religion" amongst kristjans, they arent to blame?
What a bumbling fool.

user, the name is paschea, if peasant and protestants keep calling it easter it's not the Pope fault.

Paganism is obsolete and will never make a true resurgence? You dont actually believe that, do you?

The papacy themself made the decision. The papacy is at fault.

He does believe paganism was frighted with military power and people want it back, while in real life people just abandoned it.

user, if keep repeating a stupid claim it'll not become true.

Catholicism is the second worst denomination right after mormonism.

Can you tell me why it's worse?

I'd post an explanation of the ten commandments but I'm too lazy right now.

Short version:
1) god = truth, don't delude yourself
2) don't idolize people or things, groups, tribes or anything else
3) do not justify your own actions or words by placing them in my mouth. do not use my name in vain to promote yourself, you heathen narcissist
4) take time off for fun so you can remember what's really important without stress and delusion
#4 comes with it's own song, also see devolution
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I recommend you read the remaining commandments with this holy melody.
5) remember you didn't create anything, I did, and it's all part of my master plan. don't give yourself too much credit, kiddo. also your parents, ancestors and so on probably went through all this shit when you were still having your diapy changed.
6) try not to be a murderer (includes yourself.) there are many things that can be created from my original creation, but few of them can be recreated once destroyed. a life is one such thing that can never return. appreciate the life you have before it comes to its inevitable conclusion.
7) take care of your friends, kids and so on, just generally don't be a deadbeat
8) don't steal, if you're a useless pathetic waste of skin try spending some time learning to make something rather than wasting things others have made
9) thou shall not lie. like #1 (do not lie to yourself) and #3 (take responsibility for yourself) you must not lie to others and mislead them. remember that in doing so you will be responsible not just for yourself but also through your actions all their misdeeds. choose very carefully what you present as evidence when others' lives and futures are on the line.
10) don't be greedy, jealous or envious and try to focus on your own shit instead
11) something about getting set up to get stoned or something, 420 forever!

I was catholic. Then I read the bible. The old testament is horrible, the new one is inconsistent. I'm now deist.

That's the problem, you were a deist from the start, but you went to Church because you through it was some vague thing about a random God.
It's better this way than going to Church in ignorance.

>has unviguntupled
Alright then.
>in real life people abandoned it
Read up anything on thr kristjanization of scandinavia. People were killed because they refused to convert, the queen of sweden refused to convert, being very blatant that it was a betrayal of the gods
If people "abandoned" it, why did they need to kill, use kings as pawns, and proselytize? Why did it take over 200 years to be finally accepted?
Ive read up on the kristjanization, you clearly have not.
>if you keep repeating a stupid claim it'll not become true
Ironic given your first statement, and it is true. Read on the kristjanization of scandinavia before attempting to tell me im wrong.
Fools stray from the truth like a blind sheep from the herd, are you a sheep user?

It's unbiblical and full of idolatry.

Have you read the bible user? When I've read it I didn't found a single vesicle the Catholic church didn't followed.

And no, having saints as role models is not adoration.

>2) don't idolize people or things, groups, tribes or anything else
A big one on this list is really one people should watch out for: the tendency to worship the graven image of "THE BOOK"...

That's called "THE BIBLE" = "THE BOOK".

Seriously? If they fucking call it "THE ... anything" it's a good sign they're a fucking wacko cult of shitheads.

Just don't go there frens!

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That may be so, but I'm sure you concede that the Dead Sea Scrolls stand above the Bible. Subsequently, it must be admitted that where it says as a child, Jesus killed another child with a rock. Isn't he also sinless? How is it that the Dead Sea Scrolls say Mary had children other than Jesus, except she was a virgin. Some even suggest John the Baptist was his brother. While on the subject of Mary, she also had the son of a man other than Joseph, giving birth to a bastard, that bastard being Jesus. Having a child out of wedlock is a sin, much less when you're married to someone else. So how is she sinless? You may ask yourself, how does this disprove Christianity? Well that's simple. If the second most holy text contradicts the most holy, and 90% of the most holy was purposely destroyed by teacher's of said religion, why believe it at all.

However, let's disprove something far more important, the big man himself.
If God is omnipotent, can he create a rock so heavy that he himself cannot lift it? No matter the answer, he is not omnipotent.
If God is Omniscient, he knows all. Therefore, he knows 2+2=5 which is objectively false. Therefore, he is not omniscient.
If God is Omnibenevolent, why does evil exist? Were he to be omnipotent as claimed, he could build a universe void of evil with no negative effects to the souls of those being tested. However, he does not do this, therefore, he is melevolent.
If God isn't omnipotent, omniscient, of omnibrnevolent, even if he were to exist, why call him God?

It's too long, I didn't read it, resume it.

user the pope is super left wing he even encourages people to let the refugees enter in Europe
Why you like this church so much

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The second part is the important part

"THE BIBLE" is the word of god right? So what about that commandment "do not use my name in vain" then?

Who wrote the articles in this so-called "the book" ? We even name some of the portions after their authors.

They claim they wrote THE VERY WORDS OF GOD.

... but GOD = TRUTH. Did they only write the truth?

How can they possibly claim this shit without coming in conflict with EVERY ONE OF THE COMMANDMENTS!

/rhetoric mode off

>And no, having saints as role models is not adoration.
Never said it was. You know exactly what I'm talking about so, quit playing dumb.

Here, I cut out the important part of my post for you:

However, let's disprove something far more important, the big man himself.
If God is omnipotent, can he create a rock so heavy that he himself cannot lift it? No matter the answer, he is not omnipotent.
If God is Omniscient, he knows all. Therefore, he knows 2+2=5 which is objectively false. Therefore, he is not omniscient.
If God is Omnibenevolent, why does evil exist? Were he to be omnipotent as claimed, he could build a universe void of evil with no negative effects to the souls of those being tested. However, he does not do this, therefore, he is melevolent.
If God isn't omnipotent, omniscient, of omnibrnevolent, even if he were to exist, why call him God?

>If God is omnipotent, can he create a rock so heavy that he himself cannot lift it? No matter the answer, he is not omnipotent.
>If God is Omniscient, he knows all. Therefore, he knows 2+2=5 which is objectively false. Therefore, he is not omniscient.
>If God is Omnibenevolent, why does evil exist? Were he to be omnipotent as claimed, he could build a universe void of evil with no negative effects to the souls of those being tested. However, he does not do this, therefore, he is melevolent.
>If God isn't omnipotent, omniscient, of omnibrnevolent, even if he were to exist, why call him God?

IF GOD == TRUE THEN FALSE?

Typical christfags, doesnt actually answer the question but insults people. You know hes right, you know there's no way to prove him wrong, but you attack him because you think its the right thing to do because of your "unwavering faith". Stay seething christfag

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You just cherry picked my argument for my contradictory wordings, but not logic. That says a lot about the "strength of your belief"

>/rhetoric mode off
there's a place for you.
it's your home.
it is reddit.

HOLY SHIT HAS THIS NIGGA REALLY NEVER HEARD OF A PARADOX?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I forgot to mention it in my other reply, but I'm saying that even if God exists, he is undeserving of such a title

>Typical christfags, doesnt actually answer the question but insults people. You know hes right, you know there's no way to prove him wrong, but you attack him because you think its the right thing to do because of your "unwavering faith". Stay seething christfag
You misunderstand.

I mean god literally equals truth. It doesn't mean some insane dude in the sky or some stupid shit a retard came up with.

If you're an intelligent person the truth is you, the truth is what made you, where you're headed and everything. The truth is the origin of all things and their final destination.

The truth is inevitable.

If GOD equals TRUE, then is that false?

You might make a lot more sense out of the important, intelligent, philosophical elements and be able to trivially discard the bullshit if you understand the ten commandments and the description of repentance I provided you.

I can give you some other facts:
1) indoctrination of the youth is a sin
2) blind faith is NOT true faith
3) you can only develop true faith by testing (proving) everything... think in terms of the scientific method and hypothesis vs. theory. true faith means to have no reason NOT to believe until you find a better explanation or way to cause your belief to FAIL TO PROOF according to an experiment or test.
4) "don't murder" is literal, it actually means don't murder just for your info.
5) in return for revealing these truths my ancestors were murdered, by the Christians

Dont care, didnt read, you're a retard.
"Hurr god is true despite the only evidence being a book and the faith of the masses which is so fragile they never question their own beliefs"

>Dont care, didnt read
Ignorance is something that will imprison you forever, child.

See here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana_(Buddhism)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dukkha

You must seek truth and only truth if you seek freedom from ignorance.

I don't understand the whole "individuals/humanity can think its way to salvation" meme that gnostics, eastern religions and many modern atheist movements subscribe to.

Explain it.

The truth is your "god" is a falsehood made by scared pussies who wanted to believe they were important. Life is meaningless so we give it our own meaning, if you need some magic sky man to give your life meaning then you should an hero right fucking now because you're a weak human being and a disgrace to the human race.

>Explain it.
I don't either. You'll need to define "salvation" and honestly I think you can't, because it's impossible.

Why even try? Why not focus on learning things that are important to you now and be open to admitting when you're wrong or have made mistakes so you can correct them, improve and continue to learn and better yourself?

If salvation is anything real, is that not it?

>The truth is your "god"
Who?

You just told me the truth is my truth. Absolutely 100% correct. Bravo.

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>a falsehood made by scared pussies
Here's some music to calm yourself down.
youtu.be/zij0uY3ifO8
Also see this here post I already made describing what you tried to tell me that I already know.

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Right-wing minarchist-libertarian conservative catholic reporting in fellow anons.

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>using 1/4 a sentence to prove yourself right
Wow, imagine unironically being this retarded. You use a piece of a sentence and say you're right
Do you have a brain? Do you?
Religiously i disagree with you but that picture is based as fuck. FUCK commies and FUCK nazis.

>retarded
It seems you have a bit of insecurity showing. Do you need a fig leaf to hide your shame?

youtu.be/prXm6Bg99Bg

>"hurr i avoid the point you made and instead play the moral highground and be condescending"
Until you answer why you think using a piece of a full sentence to show how you're right, you, by definition, are the retard here.
Dont beg the claim retard.

>Until you answer why you think using a piece of a full sentence to show how you're right
Not him, but this happens every time I argue a point here -- people fold immediately and do everything to either move the goalposts and avoid answering specific questions and somehow think they're witty because of maneuvering themselves out of a debate. Anyone being proud of not having to advance a position deserves ass cancer.

You started this whole thing by stating "I didn't read."

The solution is that you read what I said.

Are you honestly trying to argue without having a clue and openly admitting you don't?

What are you? President of the United States?

Second Coming of Christ here

Every person of color living inside the United States are all Afrocentric nationals guilty of treason. They stole my Omni-Sciences and psyoped the populace into thinking they are behind my work, scientific advancements, network and networth.

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Afrocentric insurgents were planning to kill white people over the course of 4th July weekend to cover up the the theft of my work which they all used to psyop the populace with, and to cover up if it came to light that they psyoped the populace using the theft of my work and symbols.

I authorize the use of lethal force against every black national in the United States who are all guilty of treason, espionage, conspiracy, racketeering, fraud, extortion, engaging in psychological warfare and communicating in encryption to overthrow the United States Government

I authorize the formation of Right Wing Squads to deter the Afrocentric insurgents

I authorize the death of every Afrocentric black national residing in the United States and the destruction of every black ghetto


Dues Vult

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Yeah, although smart people on Jow Forums is a bit of a rare thing, its like finding a basrd normie, they exist, but its 1 in a million

You rely on men in videos to make your point for you? You can't speak for yourself? Don't call yourself a man (and I hope your parents get cancer for raising a retard who can't speak for himself).

>smart people
It's called the normal distribution. There is technically no such thing as "smart", but I'd say fairly the boundary point is somewhere around 2 standard deviations positive.

That would be approximately 1/50. So the very best possible likelihood of encountering even menial baseline intelligence is 1/50.

Meeting a genuinely intelligent person is even less likely. On Jow Forums? Impossirbu.

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I can't answer a question or respond to an argument that does not exist. Are you confused young one?

Not religious, but if I were a christian I would be a Catholic. Every other sect is just autistic fanfiction or LARPING as Jesus. Too bad I don't believe in a god.

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>Too bad I don't believe in a god.
... but do you believe in truth? The distinction between reality and fantasy? Between heaven and hell?

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I wanna do the plastic cup transparent like this one. Also who the fuck made it red? Blue is the best color. I mean just look at the fucking sky.

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Fixup sucks but so does everything so deal with it.

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Yes, in fact it is because I believe in truth that I don't believe in religions.

>I don't believe in religions.
You may find you believe in our religion of truth.

>religion of truth
Hmm yes its not like every religion ever claims that
Keep seething christcucks

>Keep seething
You no see thing? It is a shame you are blind. I hope that with faith you can one day open your eyes to see the light of the lord!

Keep living following some book written by ancient jews, ill live my life not following some magic nonexistant skyman, proselytizing like a cuck, and being a bitch. Ill instead do what i want, give my life its own meaning, and jerk off to loli hentai

some other user interrupted me.
There is no rational evidence to suggest that christianity is any more grounded in reality than judaism, islam, buddhism, norse paganism, greek/roman paganism, native american religions, etc. It's all just silly fairy tales designed to make you happy

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What I've said in this thread links and unites all human religions by a common philosophical thread rooted in truth and the scientific method. It allows you to discard the senseless lies and follow only the truth and intellect passed down for tens of thousands of years by wizards like myself.

Join the mages guild brothers.

>Ill instead do what i want, give my life its own meaning, and jerk off to loli hentai
AH MEN BROTHA, are you into futa lolis?