reminder that this is why guys pump and dump you, ladies
Reminder that this is why guys pump and dump you, ladies
based and dumppilled
stop posting that shit fucking gif you fucking normienigger
well hello there roastie.
a self-aware female?
no fuckin way
i have to give god a call and ask him what changed his mind
I want to meet someone like her, unironically. I know I never will and most women who know about the ways of the world end up man-haters, but I live in hope that one day I'll find that person. I want to fucking cry but I can't anymore.
Except I am a woman with a career and hobbies with no potential for a relationship in my life.
The first guy to every maybe like me back flew away to England and on my way back home I was sexually harassed by 40 something nigger cab driver who kept grabbing my legs.
Sure, there are vapid women, but men are deeply shallow, too. Smart and funny women are the most likely to get friendzoned. I'm very funny. I always manage to make my friends double over with laughter and I've found out about people describing me as witty / funny behind my back several times. I'm still very single. Meanwhile, the women I know who fit the OP description perfectly get free flights around the world, lucury goods, designer handbags, etc. It's not all on fucking women and I bet this dumb thot, whoever she is, is just trying to desperately appeal to men by placing the onus of their shallow behavior entirely on women.
>I AM DEEPLY FUNNY
THEN WHY IS THIS POST NOT FUNNY
LE ANGRY FEMONON IS ANGRY LEL XD
have sex, sweetiey
You sound like my ideal type, unfortunately like youve said i consider myself boring person so i know there is no chance for me ending up with somebody like you. And i see no point in dating others just for the sake of it which means im destined to be single. Good luck to you tho. Theres still chance for you,
One more fucking point because this has me agitated.
Look at her profile picture. She's hot. She's a pretty girl. Gee, how conventient that a pretty girl has been treated like relationship material by men, and not a cheap cumdumpster like ugly and fat chicks are. Gee whiz, I wonder why an attractive woman, who has been told by horny men her whole life how smart, funny, interesting, kind, political, and talented she is, may have an elevated sense of self. It's amazing what years of orbiting does to the self esteem. Then she looks around at ugly girls comparable to herself and then regurgitates the compliments men give her as if that's the conceit of the discrepancy between the two.
I bet this woman's hobbies are "travelling", "sky diving", and "yoga". Fucking shoot me.
>still very single
Hello there ;)
>I am a woman
Dilate
>Gee whiz, I wonder why an attractive woman, who has been told by horny men her whole life how smart, funny, interesting, kind, political, and talented she is, may have an elevated sense of self.
We don't say that stuff to beautiful girls, if a girl is hot guys we will tell her she is hot. We say "you're so smart lol" to femcels to make them feel better.
>boring
Depends on what you mean by boring.
>ideal type
I highly doubt that, but thank you, nonetheless.
>see no point in dating for the sake of dating
I agree in theory, but I really want kids so I'm stuck having to prioritise this instead of letting it happen organically and whenever.
>chance
Again, doubt.
I love how if I say anything mildly interesting I'm assumed to be a man. Fuck trannies. Womanhood is a product of material conditions and they deserve the rope. Fuck you for associating me with them.
Bullshit. Men will say literally anything to get pussy. That means appealing to her ego.
You know what? I'm not hating on you. Contact me. I'll date you and give you a chance if you're close enough and biologically female. Will you love me for who I am?
Please give me a chance to see if it would work, not replying is just hurting yourself if you speak truly.
>I love how if I say anything mildly interesting I'm assumed to be a man. Fuck trannies. Womanhood is a product of material conditions and they deserve the rope. Fuck you for associating me with them.
Go back to gendercritical you old witch
The real redpill is knowing that bitch in op is as stupid as the whores she berates and is only doing this for male attention
Femcel, i will fuck ur pussy raw
have sex dumb incel
naturally, but she is still right
I bet you're fat/ugly/otherwise severely undesirable and that's why you try to compensate with imagined depth. You're only going to get shit men.
Look, I tried meeting a guy off Jow Forums and it got me attacked. Not trying that again. Plus, I already said incendiary things about blacks and troons. For all I know, you're one of them trying to "expose" my wrongthink.
>witch
Gotta love how when trannies are called out they evoke one of the greatest mass crimes committed against females and a historical testament to their fundamental manhood.
How about you go back in the closet? You know, where your belts are.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>fat
Nope. I was underweight until I started dirty bulkan.
>ugly
More or less.
Thanks for proving my point about male shallowness.
>woman
>"I'M FUNNY!!!"
>actually avatarfags
you talk like a man, gross
>More or less.
Well there you go. If you're ugly and all you have is your personality, you're not going to be able to get a guy who's attractive, personable, and has a good job. You might get one out of the three, aka a shit tier man to you.
>im very funny
tell us a joke then
This post has a kernal of truth to it, but is not why isn't really what is going on, for me.
I don't date women because I don't get the idea of dating. My brain is too erratic for one person, and there are very few women who could legitimately put up with me for over a year.
That said, the women who do put up with me for over a year I tend to mostly be interested in sex with, not anything further. The reason isn't so much because they don't have any thoughts or hobbies, most of them do more in their life than I do in mine. Instead, I am just interested in different things. They like travel and music festivals, I'm a workaholic that likes alcohol and jazz shows. They like drugs and long nights, I like to smoke weed and turn in early. They like large parties, I like small gatherings. They like to practice drawing, I like to practice guitar. They like to do yoga and dieting, I like to go jogging and weight lift.
>Smart and funny women
what an amusing pasta
And you talk like a man impersonating a teenaged girl.
You just strawmanned me because you're scared to admit I'm right. I want my looksmatch. Maybe ask before you prattle on about what men look like "to [me]".
You hope that she'll text back.
I'm curious about how universal this is. It sounds like there's a common trend in the interests of women interested in casual relationships. Do you feel you're representative of men in your situation.
>one of the greatest mass crimes committed against females
>Oh no what about the 7 gorillion women
But maybe we should start burning witches if it ment less crazy dykes like you.
God,is there a more pathetic thing in this world than a western femcel?
Think about it,being a woman in this age before the collapse of your civilization,having been given "equal" rights by the state and more power than the individual man may ever have,with hordes of betas willing to do your every bidding(no matter how ugly you are),with the nanny state willing to punish the slightest percieved wrong against you and somehow you still manage to fuck it up
Imagine being so priviledged and so desired and still end up alone,poor and/or homeless
You must truly be a failure of a human being to mess up
I won't belittle other men's autonomy to say that I am representative of them. To be frank, most men seem just as tacitly boring to me. My roommate is a NEET, does nothing but mooches and watches youtube or Netflix or what have you. Intelligent guy, but wastes his brain power.
Most guys in my situation that I meet have a thing for finding a virgin. I know 2 that buckled down purely because they found a virgin they liked. Others I know are really just low-IQ, even if they bang tons of women. For example, one dude literally shot himself in the face because a friend said he wouldn't.
>For example, one dude literally shot himself in the face because a friend said he wouldn't.
lol, chad as fuck
I fail to see how you being part of a trend affects the autonomy of others - but fair enough.
>virgin
>has casual relationships
Disgusting and hypocritical.
>shot himself in the face
>because of a friend
Lame. You're supposed to shoot yourself for Judas Priest.
>wants a male partner
>dyke
Hm...
>homeless
>poor
What?
stop making me cringe, you haggard old crone
She's right but not quite on the mark.
Even if she did have interesting hobbies and what not so fucking what? So now she's a friend you can fuck? Just get male friends; less entitled and overall lower investment.
A woman's role in a relationship is to be a homemaker and take care of children. If you're unwilling or unable to do those things, then yeah the only advantage over a regular male friend is is that you're a cock sleeve.
And that's what you will not understand, you self pitying avatar fag.
> I want my looksmatch.
You're a woman, so you probably mean a completely average guy, which you think is ugly.
In fairness, dude survived by virtue of being too stupid to properly aim. And got a quarter of a million because the plastic surgeon who saved his life partially blinded him, so he sued the fuck out of him. Plastic surgeon is probably pissed to hell about it, dude's overall a douchebag.
>Thanks for proving my point about male shallowness.
You bitched about being single, someone here asked you out and you rejected him individually because he posts here. Are you retarded?
And this is coming from a married man: I hope you die alone.
I believe that you're funny. What I dont believe is that guys arent lining up to date you. There are tons of guys who would date ugly and vapid women, and women with a personality are in high demand.
>Hm...
It's just an insult hun. Just like people call random guys on her fags all the time. I know you're severely autistic, but you don't have to take everything literally.
>Even if she did have interesting hobbies and what not so fucking what? So now she's a friend you can fuck? Just get male friends; less entitled and overall lower investment.
It's because after awhile you get bored of dating these empty vessels who are dead inside and only have their vaginas to offer. A complete human being is more interesting
And that's why dating culture is degenerate.
>I tried meeting a guy off Jow Forums and it got me attacked
Yeah but how long did you know him beforehand? You gotta be smart about online shit.
>"All guys ever want is sex"
then Chad accidentally walks in
>"OMG OMG he's 6'6" OMG OMG he's so sexy I just want him OMG OMG"
The only thing old here is your attempts to insult me.
>which you think
As if you know what women think.
>properly aim
What, did he do that dumb thing Dylan Klebold did where he tried to shoot his temple but aimed at the side of his head? Recoil? I really don't get how someone fucks up a gun suicide.
>explain how I did give anons a chance and I was put in danger
>explain how troons and niggers may be trying to expose my wrongthink
>"but u just rejected man!"
I don't think there was a man you reject, you brainlet.
You're assuming that men prefer interesting women to vapid ones. I assure you, they do not. The guy I like just flew away. I actually observed my male friends treat me more kindly when I acted like a boring cunt. I was hospitalised due to a medical issue and during recovery I was very difficult. I told very few people what was going on. And what do you know? Male friends start being nicer to me when I act like a bitch. If it wasn't for my principles, I'd fully capitalise on it.
>"don't take everything literally"
t. Guy taking my semantics literally
>"let me tell you about Jow Forums culture"
t. Guy who uses autistic as an insult
Four months.
wtf an actually based femanon? what the fuck is this board coming to
>As if you know what women think.
Studies have already proven women perceive 80% of men as below average.
I fail to see the point in this debate
Are you fucking retarded? The only good thing about this self congratulating and self pitying cunt is that she seemingly hates niggers.
>explain how I did give anons a chance and I was put in danger
I never said you never gave anyone a chance. I'm saying you didn't give an individual a chance. Because you're a woman, you only see people through groups. Thanks for proving everyone's point about not being able to think.
>explain how troons and niggers may be trying to expose my wrongthink
Then don't claim you're smart if A) you made a poor judgment the first time and B) you don't trust yourself to make a good judgment this time. Learn how to read people better, retard.
Shes ugly and nonwhite she has to be.
Why are you fucking avatar fagging? Like what drives a person (not only you) to feel like they have to include pictures, and specifically of the same character, in every post they make?
so if she shoved her pussy in your face you wouldnt eat it?
no, it is degenerate and unchristian
Fuck no id break her spine.
do you really think jesus wasnt eating delicious jew pussy?
Jesus never sinned so I doubt it
This whole exchange has filled me with joy. I am laughing like an idiot at you two.
>Four months
A decent amount of time. I think the last time I met someone from the internet I went about 6 or 7, but we had also voice chatted and on camera many many times beforehand. And met in public of course. She was still panicking when we did though. Told me later she was scared I was gonna murder her in her sleep for the first day until we got comfortable in the meatspace.
>Male friends start being nicer to me when I act like a bitch
Because they're either beta and want you to walk all over them, or they just want to placate you until they get away from you. Plus, you were in recovery. Who WOULDN'T be nicer to a friend in the midst of a visibly difficult recovery.
>men prefer interesting women to vapid ones
Men looking for a quick fuck prefer vapid ones. Men looking for a relationship prefer interesting, but more importantly, COMPATIBLE women. I'm sure I don't have to explain compatibility to you, right?
Well that's quite meaningless he defines sinning as gentiles and to a lesser degree jews harming or offending jews.
Sex. Have it (then dilate).
begone, serpent of satan
jesus had this all over his face, deal with it
Notice how she specifically emphasized relationship over sex.
Don't be fooled. She's been riding the cock carousel her entire life. Her thousand cock stare probably turns off men now that she's 30yo.
Satan and YHWH are both essential parts of jewish morality, I want nothing to do with either of them.
Said that his homie and him had taken the bullets out of the gun way earlier. But then, they heard some commotion and re-loaded it. They smoked a blunt and then they were pretending to shoot themselves by pointing the gun toward themselves.
>friend: say I won't!
>homie: you won't
>friend pulls trigger and blasts through his teeth at an upward trajectory, destroys his cheek bone, bullet fragments fly throughout his head, and the front of his forehead shatters a little
Dude is beyond stupidity
Satan is barely in the old testament
>Smart and funny women are the most likely to get friendzoned
Hahahaha
>I'm very funny
HAHAHAHAHA
>The new testament isn't jewish as well in origin.
Christianity is jewish neurotoxin meant to cripple the gentile population of the world.
take a fucking xanax varg
Really? I dont think thats right. I personally hate dumb women. I have a bunch of female friends that I dont really talk to because they have nothing interesting to say. They just talk about friends group drama and if there is none they stir it up themselves. I have had a couple female friends who had interesting personalities, but I ruined our friendship by asking them out. Girls who are with personality like that usually end up dating top tier men, which is why I question you when you say men arent interested in you.
What kind of guys do you like, personality and looks? Post a picture of a guy who is your type, please.
>pagan "muh placenta" LARPING
No.
>I was in recovery
>Guys treated me better
Why didn't you put 2+2 together?
Anyway, it's been fun. I'm off to work.
>>>>>>>>>studies
I'm guessing you mean "that one OKCupid article", which totally is devoid if sampling error. Uh huh.
I point out that men are shallow and preoccupied by aperances, the woman in the OP likely is a boring cunt deluded by male adulation, robots get mad because I expose their hypocrisy.
>Because you're a woman, you only see people through groups.
Subtle troll. I admire the delicacy.
>you don't trust yourself to make a good judgment this time
How is not giving my personal information online after saying things people have gotten fired for not a good judgement?
>ugly
Yes.
>nonwhite
No. But let's not pretend Asians aren't fixated upon by incel race traitors.
The Christian bible never explicitly prohibits oral sex between married people.
Sure.
I just like Ms. Censordoll.
>camera
>voicechat
>meet in public
Smart. I did the same.
>in recovery
They didn't know I was injured.
>beta
Some are. Really makes me critical of men, though. My male friend of a decade wouldn't spot me 20 dollars because I forgot my wallet when I would pay him back but paid for some thot's Comic Con tickets. OP pic is absurd.
>men...prefer interesting
Yeah right. The guy I like right now is dating a woman who's borderline, lives at home, and dropped out of a psychology program. He says I'm smart and funny, calls me up when he has problems (and assures me he's leaving her as soon as her trial is over), but has never made a move on me and is still dating this idiot in the first place.
See .
I'm 24 and a virgin. I emphasized relationship because any woman can get pumped and dumped, you absolute retard.
What a moron. Poor gun etiquette drives me insane. I stopped being friends with a girl who pointed a loaded gun at my knee as a joke.
>The Christian bible never explicitly prohibits oral sex between married people.
pls marry me and make me your pusy eating boy toy slave
you are lower than a dog and deserve less than table scraps
Eh, fuck it. One more.
Well, you're definitely a minority. I've never been asked out sincerely. Godspeed, good boi.
>what kind of guys do you like
White lanklets with long hair. Pic related. My crush looks like this YouTuber before he trooned out. Only difference is my crush is shorter (5'8) and has black hair.
They didn't know I was in recovery. Hence "very few people".
I wish this post was real.
>has never made a move on me
Oh okay
You're putting zero effort into this
You're a vapid whore just on a different level
Reply to Shoot. Sorry. Avatarfagging truly will be my undoing. Pic related now.
I'm assuming you don't have friends who told others you were in the hospital
Or you had a sickly appearance
I don't give a fuck if the gun is loaded or not. Gun safety 101: don't point at anything you don't intend to destroy. You should've shot her fucking kneecap out.
Zero effort? I cold approached this guy. I did the guy's fucking laundry and cooked his meals in the days leading up to his thesis. Are you really saying I'm putting "no effort" because I don't want to ask a guy out - after asking men out several times in the past and being horrendously rejected? Fuck off. When's the last time you asked someone out?
>they didn't know
You might be surprised. They definitely sensed SOMETHING was up.
>friend wouldn't spot you 20 bucks but paid for a thot
Shitty friend. Nothing to do with being a guy.
>never made a move on me
Probably scared of ruining your friendship. He values you so much as a friend he doesn't want to risk losing you.
>I'm off to work
Same. Maybe I'll see you there bb.
>Subtle troll. I admire the delicacy.
See? The moment you're cornered in an argument, you back out like a soft bitch and claim troll-dom. Don't claim you're smart if you can't even go jab for jab in a basic discussion, retard.
Your bitterness and anger are why you're alone.
Yeah that's the thing, like most women who get rejected she probably use that as fuel for her ego and as to why she always deserves even better.
This
She's the embodiment of resting bitch face
Based woman. Amazing
Thots on suicide watch
STAY MAAAAAAD
>Except I am a woman
Shutup and get off my board.
>I just like Ms. Censordoll.
Worst character.
The friend zone does not exist. You just need to not be attracted to friends.
My friend group is sporadically divided between New England, Quebec and Alberta. They don't really speak.
>sickly appearance
Eh. Perhaps.
I was furious. Dumb cunt kept saying that the safety was on. Should have throat punched her.
>give multiple examples of men being super nice to vapid hot chicks
>you conveniently have excuses for all of them
He's not a shitty friend. He's a good guy, just blinded by thottery.
>values ...friend
Welcome to my life. I don't know. I keep feeling there are signs that he likes me. Like:
>talked with me for 13 hours straight once
>let me touch his hands to feel his double joints
>offers to carry my briefcase
>initiates hugs
But then he'll do other stuff like not talk to me for a month, and you know, cuck me into oblivion with way my prettier but certifiably insane girls.
>work
Fuck, now I'm going to be distracted by this thread. Whoops. Better leave my electronics in my car.
If it's not a troll it's very sad.
You remind me of those normies who say to incels "girls don't like sexists". You're putting the cart before the horse, genius. And besides, I'm incredibly bubbly and cheerful IRL. I hide my power level and rage online.
Clay's better, but she's solid.
lol, I am gonna fuck you and make you love me, and then I am going to dump your femcel ass for Stacy
>You just need to not be attracted to friends.
yeah man just dont be attracted to this. She sees you as a friend.
Only thing you make love to is your socks.
4/10, I feel no attraction
>If it's not a troll it's very sad.
You're told you're too stupid to think of anyone without assigning a group to them and that your history represents poor judgments. I'm told saying that is trollish. I tell you that not being able to engage in a basic discussion emblematic of the same women you hate and you double down on trying to back out of the argument.
Sometimes the joke writes itself. Typical angry hag.
>some woman avatarfag shows up
>suddenly whole threat revolve around her
>How about you go back in the closet? You know, where your belts are.