Swimming at the beach

>Swimming at the beach
>See this
Wat do?

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Look away and start walking in another direction before they notice I'm right in front of them and react negatively to it.

wave, blow a kiss, keep swimming

>Wat do?

Cry and hope the water hides my tears

God damn now I want to go to the beach

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Walk through their hands and push the fatty in the water

Wat do?
>go home and eat my frozen pizza i left earlier
>because thots are obnoxious

Is she with those guys

drown at least one of them

Yell out "how's the water?"

Tell the lifeguard they are not wearing appropriate attire like the sign says.

Why would you want to do that when women only look at you with fear or disgust?

There is no reason to do that then indeed, but they don't look at me that way

>Tell the lifeguard they are not wearing appropriate attire like the sign says.

Based.

How do you get them to not look at you that way?

her tattoos are repulsive wouldn't piss on if she was on fire

>tattoos
>No pubic hair
disregard

ravage the redhead

beat them up for not being covered

Friendly remind them that they're both the same gender, that it's not what nature intended and that they're basically contributing to the extinction of the human race.

remove my clothes since I just found a nudist beach, setup a spot and put on my reflective aviators
I got a body like a frog, all my fat is upper body / stomach and I got long skinny legs
after chilling in the sun for a bit I'll stroll up and down the beach with my moustache, poker face, and aviators

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someone from the satanistic ritual ceremonies needs to give these succubis more subtle tattoos

>tfw short and chubby, have stretchmarks from being really fat, and can't go out in public without a shirt on

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