/britfeel/

sure it was still going about half 3 ish when i looked
and the last post was done at 02:53, that was post 508
are you fibbing?

Nah lad I just got in like 10 minutes before I made that post and the thread was last bumped 50 minutes ago

Fuck knows then.
You walk anywhere good?

Nah lad just walked down to the canal to investigate this weird noise

What was it?
Back when i was a wagie i was walking home from work at 6am and heard some drunk woman shouting for help and shouting he won't get off me. I summoned up what courage i had and shot round to where i heard the shouting only to see a lass slouched on the floor who looked at me and said you're not my boyfriend. Then her boyfriend walked round a corner and said she's been a dick all the way home.

It was some lads at a building site grinding some metal up and dropping it. They're literally just taking the piss.
Met a few mongs like that in my time as well

never babysitting again
also my brother's girlfriends mates caught me reading comics on my tablet

lost some street cred there pals

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Ah the buggers.

Might as well bust out your favourite batman tshirt now

told them I was downloading stuff for the wee one but I dont think I sold it and I hope they dont google the title it was Elric of Melnibone

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Morning lads.
2 hours till my flight.

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Have a good time in Germany lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=xm100J0nDy8

sp look your waifu can help you

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Cheers pal, it'll be good yeah.
Spent 17.60 hard earned Lizzie's on that.

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I'd probably rape queen elizabeth. Tell your sister I'd shag her btw.

That brekkie still wasn't greasier than your face lad FUCK OFF

Bloody hell lad I think spending 7 bong on a fryup is a bit much let alone 17.60

Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)

Discord Link
https:\discord.io\dkujHhf

A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Jow Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc

Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. odEH

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I hate nonces lads.

Nonces get the rope

I'm yet to hear a convincing argument against noncing.

caught the lergy

Welcome to /U/ (On The Discord App)

Discord Link
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A server with...
>Actual *E-Girls*
>Boipussy, Nudes, Jow Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc

Post what you want Mods don't give a shit. Xyyg

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>*hits you with a shark*

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FELLAS

DONT BE JEALOUS

WHEN THEY MADE HIM THEY BROKE THE MOULD

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anybody else seen that picture of shippy on outer r9k?

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/mad-cow-disease-second-wave-17280340

lads?

what if the virus is inside us

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Kek just saw it

You're not far wrong lad. Look up the 'wet bulb temperature'. When we reach situations with 100% humidity and over 35C, erryone's dying without hiding indoors under air con.

So at that point we're all dependent on the grid for basic survival. A lot of people are likely to die when we start hitting that temperature

It probably is lurking in there somewhere. That's why most places overseas won't let brits give blood.

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Couple of Tim 'firsts' this week:

1) Tim says the 'f' word (multiple times)
2) Tim posts boobs - pic rel

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Is this only obtainable through eating beef? Or is it any meats? You have unironically set me off on one now

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so suicide then to be safe?

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>People cannot get mad cow disease. But in rare cases they may get a human form of mad cow disease called variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD), which is fatal.

>This can happen if you eat nerve tissue (the brain and spinal cord) of cattle that were infected with mad cow disease. Over time, vCJD destroys the brain and spinal cord.

>There is limited evidence that people can get mad cow disease or vCJD from eating muscle meat-which is used for ground beef, roasts, and steaks-or from consuming milk or milk products.

Thank you, I don't consume those meats anyway but milk will be annoying to avoid as it's in so much

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>go vegan or your brain will rot

This feels like an unnecessary escalation

When was fungus first discovered? Less than 100 years ago?

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sorry lads. this is the end

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I have awoken

Still hate whites

Anons: any plans for today?

waiting till tomorrow for a package

Ive noticed the f word a lot this week too, a sign of his increasing anger, having said that I did notice him stop himself once or twice 'you f-bloody turds'

Didn't notice the boobs though

Choke me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep

What I am is what I am
Are you what you are, or what?

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aye i've been on a bit of a spending spree lately. been trying to find a belt for my ill fitting shorts and trousers. bought some homewares and a copy of dekalog. thinking about buying some parts for my bicycle too but it feels weird buying 30 bong pedals for a 60 bong bike.

choke me, terrible tight, my pumpkin, i'll carve you right. frightening and full of light
we'll save the seeds and keep them dry
we'll save the seeds and keep them dry

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Chuck, not choke

gonna wear a jumper to work lads. am i mental or what haha what am i fucking like

Spend some time in spoons. Get pissed up on their blueberry guest ale (2 quid a pint) and commission some kind of hot meal as i've not eaten a meal in two days.

Then that's it sobriety commences. Down to my last joint, saved a few small bags of trim if the withdrawals get so bad.

>Chuck, not choke
choke on my balls

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>Didn't notice the boobs though

Guess you didn't expand the image i posted.

timmy is such a fucking spesh

so funny when he puts the camera down and rambles inaudibly over the sound of traffic

Timothy looks a bit like 'wallace' here.

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I meant I must have missed it in his Twitter feed.

Love Tim desu

shippy made it. good job pal

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few things sadder than an empty photo frame, tim.

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>tim getting mad at blue car

better than your car you unemployed piece of shit. you dont own that building

YOU RENT IT

really hope some chavs barge past him when he films across the road

>really hope some chavs barge past him when he films across the road

do you think they'll send him a pizza wizza as well?

think tim will get pizza wizza today

McDonalds breakfast for me.
Bagel sausage and egg meal with milkshake.

tim needs a hard dose of reality. hope he gets raided

imagine if kane used the darknet to send him a illegal fuck ton of drugs and then tip off the cops for when it arrives

In Paignton at the minute, will go for lunch soon then beers this evening.

For me its jam on toast and a cuppa tea

you gonna drink it or launch it at a suspected fascist

might treat myself to the special edition of shenmue 3 lads

Er yeah lads don't all post at once will ya

fuck you lad dont tell me what to do

going to a new restaurant for sunday lunch with mummy today

dunno what to wear lately cause I've done a lot of depressed comfort eating and gotten fat

Based, I started watching Dekalog the other day. Part 1 was so sad

Wear shorts and a crop top do you can show off your thicccness

>gotten fat

height and weight mate

>tfw the most aesthetic /britfeel/ poster
feels gud

think i'll play some ets2 lads

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A blessing for the /britfeel/ lads on this sunny Sunday.
May your temperatures be tolerable.

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it's 15 degrees and cloudy here father, i'm loving it

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>jacked off 3 times yesterday
>realise that this shit isn't healthy
>now on a 90 day nofap to try and get my shit together
Wish me luck lads, hope you're all doing well

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cloudy as fuck here mate, 19 degrees

it's shite

Ever thought about getting a cat c license

is 35 too old for a kid for a guy

I know that people have kids even after mid 40's lad, so it isn't that weird to most people as far as I am aware.

went to see toy story 4 in the cinema last night
bo peep is thicc

No, but the younger the better. It's more of an issue for women anyway

nah 50s should be the latest guys can have kids, early 30s for women

gotta start right now - you'll be over 50 by the time they move out

>having a good day
>hear someone has a job
>day immediately ruined

it's not but I'm afraid it is for you SCEA

>wake up
>remembered i asked a friend to flash me
>she lifted up her shirt without hesitation
>she was smiling
>cant remember how the conversation ended
her tits were really nice but im scared lads

>jacked off

Get out yank.

starting my new job tomorrow, feels pretty good anons

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What original job, lad?

software development work in a small office. Mostly making software + websites for clients

this time next month ill have resigned from my job

also i need to buy a new phone. i dont really want to buy a new one though, but it's broken. i dont care much about my phone, as long as it can browse Jow Forums and has big battery. dont care about specs, what do you even do on a phone?