I am playing yugioh against myself because I have no one else to play with, and the local games place is filled with cringey, stereo typical onions/reddit teir fuckheads.
I am quite lonely and am reasonably jealous of those plebs. They get to enjoy the game with others, and are probably friends. I am playing it against myself in my fucking bedroom.
same man wish we could duel each other but oh well
>playing yugioh against myself
This was me from 10-16 years old pretty much, not even with original cards because poor
I threw all that, I kinda miss it.
Nice. I like zombie cards. My only understanding of Yugioh comes from the old Playstation games, though. I'm extremely out of date with how Yugioh plays now.
why not play on dueling book or ygopro like the rest of us losers
I dont want to look at a computer all the time. I love the feel of physical cards, I love sleeving, sorting, building, staring at the sexy shit in my binder, scouring the internet for good copies of rares I am after, buying that cardboard crack and opening sealed product.
>old Playstation games
There was more than one? I played forbidden memories and couldnt shake the feeling something was crooked how it FORCED you to get your ass pounded into the dirt by heishin
can relate, after the elemental heros thing I have no idea about the game now.
Nerds are the greatest friends. We aren't obsessed with status like normies are. You're on r9k, you're not any better than us.
I do not want to be friends with people who talk about Jow Forums in public, who spout maymays IN PUBLIC, who get super shitty when the newcomer wipes the fucking floor with them, who have literally zero else to talk about other than typical nerd shit.
I lasted three sessions before I could not handle the level of soi and saltiness. The most salty group of people I have ever met in my life.
>They get to enjoy the game with others, and are probably friends
Don't worry user, you're not missing out.
Nobody is enjoying the game these days, and the people who still play it are barely friends.
Unless they're black.
The nicest, most welcoming, "I can get along with this guy without knowing his name" people I've ever met were black yugioh players.
But beside that, the game is shit, the people are shit, and konami is a shit company.
Yugioh actually had to write personal hygiene into the competition rules this year because the playerbase is so disgusting on average.
t. has an official konami duelist card and played for two years right after the BA/Shaddoll/Nekroz era
>has an official konami duelist card
Can you please post a picture of this? It sounds cool and Id like to get one printed lol
I once played magic tricks to my cat cuz i was lonely,surprisingly he reacted to it......
get a cat OP they act like a human sometimes
>Elitist nerd looking down his nose with jeleousy
cant you play online? real life card games are for normies now, we're not in the 90s anymore
Imagine learning yugioh's rules from that retarded ass game forbidden memories
>There was more than one?
I'm talking about Forbidden Memories and Duelists Of The Roses, but yeah, there's others. Like a Capsule monster game or something like that. I still play DOTR, but my FMR copy broke back in the summer of 2015. Hope to get a new one soon. I miss that one and how much early installment weirdness it had. Plus, the music was pretty fucking good.
>couldnt shake the feeling something was crooked how it FORCED you to get your ass pounded into the dirt by heishin
Oh, I remember that. I managed to beat him by dumb luck once and guess what the game did? Made me duel him AGAIN. Guess you're really supposed to lose to the asshole.
>cant you play online?
You dont get sexy as fuck holos when you play online.
Wow look at you, you can fucking read.
I dunno, looks like you're fucked then. Normal people don't play card games.
Iktf but with pokemon. I play alone with my old deck sometimes for teh lulz. I play the current tcg online game from time to time but I don't like the modern game style. Also the cards' artwork sucks ass a lot compared with the old ones
I got really good at making high quality proxies though, I'm planning to sell all my cards minus the neo expansion ones and replace them with proxies since I'd probably never play again IRL with those cards. Last time I ever played IRL was in 2009
>no sleeves
>playing Yu-Gi-Oh with yourself on your bed
>no clear sense of what's even happening on the board or where field center is
>OP post implies you were too lazy or brainlet to install YGOPro, which is literally in the OP of every /vg/ thread on Yu-Gi-Oh
>can't put aside his feelings of superiority to others or autistic sentiments to play a children's card game
Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't require that much communication, just go and play some matches retard. And sleeve your fucking shit, you goddamn animal.
>no sleeves
They are fresh structure decks, they arent worthy of sleeves until I tune them
>>playing Yu-Gi-Oh with yourself on your bed
Clearly you can read, good for you
>>no clear sense of what's even happening on the board or where field center is
I know where it is because I put the shit here
>>OP post implies you were too lazy or brainlet to install YGOPro, which is literally in the OP of every /vg/ thread on Yu-Gi-Oh
I dont WANT to play yugioh on a computer. I like real cards.
>>can't put aside his feelings of superiority to others or autistic sentiments to play a children's card game
No, I cannot. This is why I am on r9k.
>Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't require that much communication, just go and play some matches retard. And sleeve your fucking shit, you goddamn animal.
No, and no. I dont want to be around people who JUST want to talk about magic, warhamer or yugioh. I want to meet people who are real fucking people.
I'm not him but it looks like this
Cool. I might make my own.
>yugioh
based, fuck soiboys of the coast