I hate how much I can relate to this roastie

Because how most guys met girls is through their social circle. It's not only rare to engage female by approaching them and it's also culturally creepy (look at the first sentence for why).

marvel movies aren't even that good. you're BOTH fucking idiots. congratulations, idiot.

i'm more like "at least i don't like marvel movies karen"

That is extremely young. I do not even need to know you to know that your marriage probably will not last.

this is my favorite poem ever.

yassssssssssss marvel movies

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superhero movies are in the same category as WWE

>I'd be lost without my kids
>31
I like it, being constantly reminded that being a khv past 30 is freak tier. Maybe it'll motivate me to finally kill myself.

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The meaning of life is whatever the fuck you say it is.

why do women find this funny

agree with this. for her, she probably had hundreds of chances (each year) to get someone *good enough* but decided shed rather increase her count by 100 guys and down a few hundred gallons of wine.

its not like she never had the opportunity to have children

forgot to mention the multiple abortions shes probably had

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>Meaning in life
I enjoy eating, drinking, sex, music and learning. All in moderation.

OMG MARVEEEEEL

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I can't relate because people are surprised she has no children.

idk i'm a physics grad tho she probably still works at the gap or whatever

Not everyone is a manchild well into their 30s. This was normal marrying age just 20 years ago.

it was also extremely common to burn witches just a few hundred years ago, yet we dont do it anymore

>Be 32
>No kids, no gf. Pretty damn happy.
>can afford to do what I want, when I want
>they have to evolve their whole lives around their kids

Upsides and downsides to both. Be happy with what you have, or fight to get what you (think you) want.

So what's the argument? Everything that was done in the past is wrong?

Marvel is cool when you're 12, start watching anime like a real man

but witches are actually real and can do harm
way to btfo your own muh currentyear argument

>start watching animu

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>it was also extremely common to burn witches just a few hundred years ago
It actually wasn't though

How badly did you fuck up anondad?

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You know what else was normal? Not divorcing. Good luck.

>It actually wasn't though
u get my point bro, so what if those women claimed to be withces and to covert with satan bro?
it's still wrong to try to stop them and we've outgrown that by now

I LOVE progress

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>i wake up every week at mid-day, alone, and start drinking
>this is something to be admired

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>not telling them that you have WW3 to look forward to

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My wife and I are around the same age, which is 20. Since you're my senior I gotta ask you what kind of optimistic planning allows you to do something like that. We haven't even brought up kids a single time lol

>My wife and I are around the same age,
ohnononono she's gonna be wrecked and spoiled once u are approaching ur prime bro

>Married at age 20
OHNONONO

We got married when we were eighteen. We're going to the same college and everything.

It's impossible to wreck or spoil my wife, she's too pure

>It's impossible to wreck or spoil my wife, she's too pure
she's gonna age bro and her lewding hole is gonna get increasingly gaping bro

esp if u have childs

If you're distracted by media, especially by marvel, then that's certainly a welcomed addition to the darwinian selection process.

I mean we're all gonna age. Her being cute was part of the reason why I liked her initially but I'm completely in love with her
but like I said there's almost no reason to think about having kids

Good for you man. I'm not the one you replied to but being a father is pretty great. Not gonna lie it has its negative sides as well but it can be very rewarding. After having a son I feel much more responsible and grown up as well.

I found out my fiance is infertile 2 nights ago

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yea and it also meant you were stuck into wageslaving for the rest of your life
if you do this now you're signing yourself up for a life of poverty

>I mean we're all gonna age. Her being cute was part of the reason why I liked her initially but I'm completely in love with her
>but like I said there's almost no reason to think about having kids
even worse, enjoy your 30yo used up mummy then while u haev teens hitting on you LMAO

>enjoy capeshit
Manchild, I have no respect for you

Has my wife personally offended you or something?

>capeshit
ohnonononono

just being honest bro, enjoy ur decrepit roast u sterile manchild

desu at least he isn't a soiboi faggot.

Imagine not enjoying marvel movies. How sad you all must be. Bummer

>getting married when you have no idea who you are and your biggest life accomplishment is graduating high school

lmao the robots are better off than you idiots. Enjoy your miserable marriage and probable divorce.

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You could have at least obtained an education first.

My biggest nightmare
I am not a cheater but I am almost sure I will end up cheating

don't listen to the other people here, you're a very lucky man, women rarely marry that young. i hope she makes you happy and has a dozen kids with you

>I am not a cheater but I am almost sure I will end up cheating
of course u will if ur wife looks like a mummy bc old and u have teen thots grinding on u idiot

I too tried finding meaning in life by abusing drugs for a while. Found out that it's only short term pleasure, I have nothing in the long term. Now life has been shitter than ever.

>Having a kid at 22
>spending your 20s waking up at 1am to rock some screaming brat and change diapers

Holy shit that sounds awful

>person says
>this fucking retard responds

Fucking brainlets on my board

End your life brainlet

>married at 20

Holy shit that sounds awful

Youre so fucking lucky. My mexican gf is on bc and is so fertile that we still got her pregnant and had to have an abortion

> i habs no argument

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>muh not an argument

Kill yourself, molyneux cocksucker

I've came to realize you can't really blame most women on their desire to marry and find a family between 20-30.

Unlike guys who can still impregnate well into their older years, women are limited. The rate for a successful impregnation drops massively in the late 20s. I know a girl who's only 29 but hasn't been able to conceive and trying for a pretty long time.
My cousin is only 35 but had a natural abortion twice.

I wish I could live well into my 50s before even thinking about starting a family but it's not really realistic if you actually want to start a family, unlike most degenerates on Jow Forums

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> capeshit
> spent all his youth fucking Chad
> its probably the only sad thing in her whole life at the moment

I cant empathize for shit with that roast

I don't envy you but that's pretty based and unselfish of you.
It's better for kids to have reasonably young parents so the generation gap isn't too big.

Are you retarded? What woman wants to marry in their 20s? Never heard of the cock carousel???

CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME

friendly reminder: if your hobbies are based around consumption you are automatically a onions.

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I don't know about burgerland but in civilized parts of the world most women marry around 25-26.

I can vouch for that user as I know a husband and wife who got together during their senior year in highschool. They got married after a year of dating and they are still together 10 years later with the wife pregnant with his second child.

not to defend manchildren, but:
to what extent?
what hobbies do not require you to buy stuff?

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if your gf/wife is asian you'll be fine, it it's a white roastie you're gonna get divorce raped eventually. So which is it?

>I'd be lost without kids
Sounds like a cope to me, there are no benefits to having children, they are literal parasites

I don't watch marvel movies but whenever I see parents out with their kids they seem miserable.

Every hobby needs you to buy stuff, it's just to what end that's different. The entire point of collecting pokemon cards is buying and opening packs.

A good litmus test is asking whether or not your hobby is creating something, or helping you improve in some way.

If not? You may be a onions.

Bro you aren't even an adult yet. You'll learn what you've done later

>A good litmus test is asking whether or not your hobby is creating something
By that logic playing minecraft or gmod is a good hobby lol

so buying books to read and ammo to shoot guns with is okay?

>capeshit
the only media that makes me instantly judge a person

>t. pillowfucking incel

Why are you worried about the apprival of some faggot on Jow Forums?

I don't know and you're right, thanks for telling me
have a fucking day, my nigger

You're building shit in a virtual world. Yes, it's beneficial for the brain.
Is it as beneficial as actually building shit irl? No, probably not. But it will still get your almonds activated.
Most vidya can be beneficial for the brain if you let it. Total War made me think about chess differently and improved my game tenfold.
You can apply any knowledge you gain from anything to anything. Playing minecraft might make someone a better architect because it gets their brain thinking differently about space.
You ultimately get what you put in with vidya. You can mindlessly shoot niggers on CoD, sure, but you can also build, strategize and test yourself.

happy 5 years of marriage in the future
I hope the divorce doesnt fuck you up too much later

>liking capeshit
congrats the average IQ on this board is about the same as that of normies now

Ignore these retards, and congratulations

>everybody giving shit for her and OP liking capeshit
Change the first half of her last sentence to any other kind of media and it's the same as everyone's story here.

>all media is the same
nah retard

It's all a waste of time though, and a distraction from the things you should be doing. Obviously something like listening to music or playing complex games is going to be better for you than frying your brain watching capeshit, but ultimately it's still a distraction at the end of the day. You can argue that it's not all you want, but time will prove me right.

it's not either or, you can easily have both and it's actually healthy to do so

Of course you can, and those aren't the people I'm talking about. I'm talking about the ones who get caught up in playing video games for 3 days straight every weekend instead of socializing or looking for a girlfriend.