Ideal boyfriend / girlfriend thread

>dark hair
>bangs
>likes art and weird music
>fun and open minded but not super bubbly extrovert
>thicc but not fat

>I am some of these, hell I can even be both of your intelligence preference at times
But are you a girl though?

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For you I can be

have sex femcel

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>virgin
>white
>healthy
>moral
>pretty
>young

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wait hold on, are you this same user? pfffft

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also few things added to this
>intelligent
>white
>takes care of herself

ideal girlfriend? she likes me. I like her. not hard really. so why am I still alone and nearly 30?

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>Short hair
>Tan or brown skin
>Petite
>Pretty smile
>Kind
>Thoughtful
>Self-actualized
I actually met a girl like this and I think she was attracted to me, but she was engaged.

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>Exactly like me but female and not inbred
Perfect

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>kind girl who will be a good mother to our children one day

that's all I want

>pretty long hair
>A coach potato but still relatively health size
>Hot tits
>thin lips
>Pale for a darkie
>who's about my height
>mainly interested in western history
>Who's never passive-aggressive

Him only. I want to worship him.

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>> Buzz cut
hell yeah, best hair cut
>> Plays some kind of sport
I used to play tennis. I just do calisthenics now, but I kinda play it casually a bit.
>> Pretty eyes
Pretty is in the eyes of the beholder. I'm sure you could come to love ultra-dark brown
>> Nice full lips but not too big
check. Played trumpet and euphonium on them for about seven years.
>> Has a tan but not dark skinned
Brown is pretty much tan
>> Taller than me in heels
I sure hope you're 5'4"
>> Weeb
Hell yeah. Four years of Japanese in High school, and still studying. I won an award for it, too.
>> Will put me in my place if I step out of line
I don't take shit from people, but I'm not violent or into weird BDSM stuff.

Not falling for obvious bait, though. If you want to know what your place is, it's not r9k.
Talk to girls more. If you're in uni, maybe you can meet some through clubs. If you have male friends, at least one will have a gf who will have female friends.
I don't want to share a state with you.

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so nerdy chad? hmmm

I want yandere gf to stab me if i dont love her enough
Pick related

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Phone poster fuck off
Go back to le reddit

>black metal
Black metal is the shittiest of metals
It's unaudioable piece of shit and faggots in emo clothing and paint in there face
Or they are posers.

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>sentimental fembot
>needs me as much as I need her

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This is me me, except the last part. I hate being touched intimately.

I'm willing to compromise on that if you let me make you happy in other ways of your choosing

You can please me by being a cute anime shota boy.

>madoka
>madoka
>madoka

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I'm sorry I'm a scruffy 3D tall man, is there anything else?

SHIT WRONG REPLY

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>kind
>caring
>understanding
>willing to help take care of a sick, disabled gf
>willing to babysit me while I smoke weed/also smokes weed
>understands that I need a lot of sleep
>understands that I get tired and sore easily and can't really do a lot of activities outside of home
>understands that I get sick a lot, and even though you can't see most of it, it's real, and I'm am uncomfortable on default
>okay with knowing he'll probably be taking care of me on my death bed in my fifties
>snuggly
>clean
>into horror
>into cartoons

not required, but bonus points for:
>over 6'I have a terrible daddy kink. I like to feel small
>into grownup roleplay
>willing to live in a long term loose roleplay relationship scenario where I play a 12 year old waif who gets adopted by by a sexdaddy
>would read me a chapter from a Stephen King novel before bed every night

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So in other words a Ukrainians.

>Taller than me in heels
just increase your height bro. bitches like you deserve to get your legs chopped to see for youself if you cann grow them

>250-450 lbs
>short, under 5'2
>doesn't shower
>doesn't brush her teeth
>buzz cut
>tattoos
>huge black square hipster glasses
>hates me for being a male
>forces me to buy her everything and work for her like a pig
>watch her fuck other men, I don't discriminate against polyamorous women
hnnngggg wow this is my ideal

>Don't mind about your hairstyle and hair color
>Body weight should be at least normal, but if you're chubby and planning to lose some weight that's fine to me
>Age is uhh at least legal aka 18 or from 21 to I don't know
>Good with people, good personality and respectful around others (and to our parents)
>Whatever your past is like, I'll accept you with an open arm

tl;dr - just be yourself and i'll be mine.

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>german/dutch
>smart
>taller than 182

My standards are low

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>over 6
You are going to be under 6 feet into the ground, roaasties are the first to get haanged

>Light skin + dark hair/eyes
>Beard and tattoos
>Multitalented (academically inclined + other things)
>/out/doorsy
>Masculine
>Traditionalist, anti-LGBT+, anti-feminism, anti-communist, etc.
>>NB: not homophobic, sexist, racist/anti-miscegenation, etc.
>In good health
>Can eat coriander and very spicy food (not this "muh thai chillies are hot" pussy shit)
>Likes me back and is emotionally present and interactive

>what is the difference between 'required' and 'bonus'

I only win in the height area there.

how tall are you then to demand that hegiht from a man?

Height is the only area I lost at.

4'11"
If you read the post, I disclose that abnormal height fuels my gross fetish
And again, I don't demand it. Are you a non-native speaker or just having a hard time typing and flapping your wrists at the same time?

ideal bf:
>medium/long length hair, any color works
>blue/green eyes, glasses are kinda cute
>white please, sorry
>ideally a just a couple inches taller than me, no more than 4 inches shorter.
>enjoys vidya/anime/manga/etc
>enjoys cooking with me
>likes animals
>genuine and values complete honesty
>loyal and committed, not afraid of commitment
>very physically affectionate / sappy at times
>not afraid to show emotions, but doesn't project emotions onto people
>loves me

Probably more I could put here.
But idk feel like I'm rambling already.

180 wouldn't be too bad if you're blonde or blue eyed

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>4'11"
kill yourself, you can't even reproduce with a tall man, is almost impossible

>180 wouldn't be too bad

180 is much more taller than average, I hope you die impaled bya pole in a car crash. how tall are you to say 180 is not "too bad"

I can't reproduce anyway, I'm too sick
ree into the void, midget

I am biologically female and 176. It'd be awkward to have a bf the same height as me

Ideal gf
>is a girl
>loves me

at the very least your demand is justified, not like this subhuman midget

>sadic
>has scars on left forearm from highschool
>likes to draw(graffitti too)
>documentary movies
>cook togheter
>I'm fine with having the driving license only
>travel
>not using a phone every 5 minutes in public, I don't even have a phone
>freerun,parkour and tabletennis
>alcohol and sometimes weed
>knows 2 languages atleast
>if she doesn't want babies I'm ok then I don't plan that either
>socialism or anarchy political views only
>can dress/makeup however she wants as long as she acts as a slut in bed and as a lady in public
>doesn't hate my gas mask collection
>likes to talk shit about anything
Still praying to Satan I'll find this woman

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>white please, sorry
Either be unapologetically racist or not racist. Choosing a middle ground makes you a cuck.
Fucking summer roastie.

d i s c o r d

ye ik lads, this is all part of the downfall of the board and i'm contributing to it but tfw no gf

If your white you can't be a robot
It's as simple as that

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I never understood why midgets need tall bfs. They think too high of themselves and the fact that some tall men actually give them attention is disgusting and dissapointing

>german or just white huh
>blond
>blue or brown eyes
>taller than me (so just taller than 158cm)
>into fashion
>likes anime
>is funny
>loves me and gives me affection.

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I mean I'd be accepting of someone asian / hispanic (maybe).
I just want kids one day and would like them to look like me at least a little.
Also I don't know why not being full blown racist makes me a "cuck" but okay friend.

If you want to leave your discord I can add you.

Well i meet those expectations.
I am german, barely over 182 and a lot of people unrelated to each other told me how smart they think I am.

I'd like to be able to have a talk with you if that's fine by you and possible

Ahh shit, you american tho?

I fit the list, but am euro and as much as I'd like a gf, got no interest in e-dating.

I am European but too broke to afford travelling rn

Unfortunately yeah, I'm a burgerlander. Not too interested in distance either.

omg where are you from and how can i contact you?? i'm 6'3 btw

Tsk, shame. Best of luck with it though user
I'm lost, which poster are you

user why are you pretending to be me

This is the actual poster

uhm yeah i think that would be possible... However I dont think you would go any further than one talk with me

How come I wouldn't?

Best of luck to you, too, user.
Also i'm the original poster. Pic related.

Stop larping and making men on r9k think that all femanons are gold diggers.

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I dont really wanna write it out here I can tell you personally. I just dont wanna get your hopes up.

pls respond at once

Basically someone who I can talk to and doesn't shy away from actually conversing with the other, who we both share interests in japanese culture, and can be total lovey dovey dorks for eachother and do many things like playing games and cooking together, never wanting to be apart.

But hey have some greentext ideal gf too:
>cute face / eyes
>smart
>likes to wear dresses and be cute
>weeb
>can practice japanese together
>some like for touhou
>can play games together and rpg maker horror games together
>can have deep conversations together
>will read Higurashi after I tell her how amazing it is
>likes to cuddle
>also likes to have long passionate love making sessions followed by cuddling
>likes it when I tell her I love her and gush about how amazing she is
>likes to put me in cute clothes and dresses too
>/gfd/
>older sister type
>very caring and nurturing

>not requirement but ||I like larger chests a lot t b h||

White, hazel eyed, 5'11'', long thick fluffy curls.
I love my cute staffordshire bull terrier and playing with him, and I love baking / cooking and always wanted to do it with another.

I am pretty cutesy and study the art of ascii hearts, sincerity is the only virtue that allows for true communication between people and hearts, and pouring your true honest love is the only real way to communicate without lying to someone.

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Understandable but how can we talk privately

Fuck it, ive ticked almost all the boxes, and im USA. What other ideal traits you looking for?

I guess discord would be an option

So you basically want a 2nd dad to take care of you while you sit around and NEET it up. Fucking die roastie.

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Should I give you mine or will you give me yours?

I just want a girl who actually has her shit together because I don't.

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mine is OwO#0827

>10/10 Stacey gf, no 9/10 or below (maybe).
>smart, above 145 IQ
>good personality (putting this here cause some people don't know that stacey already has a good personality)

sorry fembots, if I were dating you girls, it's likely because I'm trying to sleep with you.

optional/non-mandatory traits
>rich
>good at vidya
>talented in their respective hobby/field
>know when to switch from independent/dependent. ex: know how to cheer someone up or say the right things.
>asuna (sao abridged) type of personality, just know that I'll roast you back.

idk, just-nothing but the best is good enough for me.
youtube.com/watch?v=irGjHDA-qM4

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>sincerity is the only virtue that allows for true communication between people and hearts, and pouring your true honest love is the only real way to communicate without lying to someone.
I agree with this immensely yet it has primarily served to scare guys away from me because of how forthright I am with my feelings whenever I develop them.
I don't know if I'd fit a lot of your ideals. I am far, far, far, far from the cutesy type.

It's hard to really think of them off the top of my head, but user above gave me a decent idea.
I'm fine with submissiveness on occasion, but I would prefer a more balanced person in terms of dominance/submissiveness?
Not just talking in sexual terms here. I'm I guess what people would call a "switch". I can be opinionated but can also be a doormat at times.
Guess another ideal is for my partner to be low maintenance / not mind me also being extremely low maintenance.
Hard to think of others off the top of my head.

I'm kind of nervous to, people don't approve of my hypothetical ideal
you could drop your discord though

>white / asian
>must be a biological female
>not fat
>cute (without makeup)
>highly intelligent
>must be /lit/
>not too short
>intellectual qualities : display a high degree of probity and honesty
>psychological / emotional(?, not sure what's the right term to use) qualities : quiet, severe, edgy, high degree of contempt / disgust for those below her, despite this, kind

pic gives you an idea

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>is a weeb
>isnt uptight, she enjoys dark or stupid humor
>just likes having a fun time and isnt too serious
>isnt a literal psychotic, i can handle most other emotional issues but ive already failed at a BPD relationship so if she did have it there will probably be issues
>US preferably but I have enough money to travel if theyre special
>enjoys being lewd with their loved one
>would want a family someday

Basically just be chill and youre golden

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Switching is great, and I prefer/am low maintenence. You sound pretty chill.

My discord is Flaffi#0135, might take a while to respond though

please add brnslpy#2397
we have the same interests(even the kink one) and i approve.

Baited by a catfish
Fantastic how retarded you continue to be

How do you know it's catfishing?

I'm the first user.
Anyone who would be scared off is a fake person not deserving of such attention and respect.
I'd say I'm a submissive switch, I act kinda submissive but honestly I'm pretty dominate in my own playful way.
And on low maintenance? All you need is one another's company to be happy.

What parts do you say you aren't cute?
Are you a stoic cool beautiful type, because I love those kudere types a whole lot; as long as you appreciate my cutesyness that is nice.
How do you feel about elegant dresses and such?

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>Doesnt have to be 10 out of 10.
>chubby is okay. Obese is not.
>can enjoy dark humor.
>loves to give and receive affection.
>willing to share interests.

That is probably asking too much though.

I am cultured and tall, face isn't great,
I'm probably too quiet.

>traditionalist
>not homophobic
>not sexist
you want a conservative, not a trad

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I forgot to add; if it not too overbearing I will the judge of your cuteness.
My idealism runs high but if you are an actual person who tries to respect the other and talk together and not ugly / fat I would love to see how compatible we are.

And if you permit me to be more aggressive, I would question one who types out such short and simple sentences.
Personally I believe that well thought out paragraphs show how much you want to convey to the other.

not to mention
>tattoos
>not racist