Weekly Family Thread

Also wait where the hell is it legal, tell me.

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I doubt sister/brother marriage is a thing in the us.

So, what happened? You already knew he was yours, didn't you?
>is this the game
Yes, I think so. I wouldn't buy it on Steam though, since they tend to throw explicit content out or can the games altogether.
I don't exactly know, since I'm not american. But look it up, I think it was on the east-side.

Found it, Ohio, New Jersey and Rhode Island all have laws regarding incest that allow such a practice. In Ohio, it is allowed as long as one of the concerned parties isn't a parental figure. Marriage isn't allowed in any state. I'm sorry, I should have done my homework better.

Soooo basically the first time in the game was the nicest thing I've ever seen and I was kinda being pouty about it and me and my brother got to talking and we kinda decided to like, uh, redo our first time. And I have this thing where there's a lot of shit I wanna tell him, both in general and during sex but I don't say them because I think it'll sound stupid. Buuuut our new fake first time had the right atmosphere or something I guess and I told him everything I could possibly tell him and he told me some stuff back and it was fucking amazing and he barely pulled out and yeah. Melting a little bit again i love his stupid fucking face so much ugh.

Anyway I guess Alaska prohibits "Sexual penetration between those 18 years or older". So kids can fuck and everyone can get married, what.

>I don't say them because I think it'll sound stupid
On the other hand, you've already told him pic related so it's pretty safe to say that whatever you say in the future will sound less stupid in comparison.

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>redo our first time
Very nice. It all sounds very romantic, but what blows me away is that you were capable of telling him in all honesty what you had on your mind during sex. How far you've come! I'm somehow proud of you.

Oh I read it wrong, but still is specifies 18 years or older, weird.

Also if we lived in DC I couldn't legally live alone with him I guess lololol. And I guess I can suck his dick or do anal in Florida. But I don't see anything about it being legal in NJ, what.

>implying this isn't a great line to say

>Incest legal in Japan and Australia
Wait but does that mean marriage is legal.
No some stuff I said sounded way stupider.
Thanks.

>No some stuff I said sounded way stupider.
Great, now you have to share it or we'll assume it was worse than it actually was.

>my boobs have a mind of their own
>great line to say

>my boobs have a mind of their own
Hey that's actually pretty hot.

Ohio doesn't say anything about marrying your sibling. And Rhode Island seems to be the place to go if you want to fuck legally, though marriage is forbidden. And you are right it seems incest is illegal in NJ

Grrr. It was all really personal and shit. Or just weird. Just stuff like his dick belongs to me and my uhhhhhhhhhhhhh holes are his dicks home and it cant live anywhere else ever ejhr9jw9hj9rh anyway I'm just gonna forget everything I said now.

Also now he's singing Mr Brightside except it's just "Now she's falling asleep, and she's falling asleep" over and over, asked him why the fuck and he said it's my theme song. Okay.

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>there's some random guy sitting out by your pool completely naked when you go downstairs for lunch
Nice.

>theme song
maybe he finds it cute when you fall asleep feeling safe at his side
or he finds you cute when you finally stop saying nonsense and sleep

I used to think that chris' cheesiness was too much to top.

sup anons, another month done and over with. I send what little energy to Chris and Kareon their cruise

Are you the femanon with the predatory mom? Because if you are you really should try to move out since your home situation seems to be really unsafe.

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Mother insults me /gives micro aggression regularly and every time I can't hold myself back or at least come up with a joke she starts a prolong drama
It eats at my soul and drains my will

She isn't predatory. Apparently she looks at me in a way I didn't realize but that's different. How do you move out when you're a total loser anyway?

>your dick belongs to me and only me
>my holes are the only ones where it shall rest
>your dick is the only one that shall rest in my holes
That is lewd, surprisingly romantic, and fucking hilarious.
NTR episode when?

>Always enjoy spending time with younger cousins at family outings
>Playing hide & seek and hiking in the woods is so much more fun that sitting and talking with the other grown-ups.
>But its only a few short hours a couple of times a year b/c I travel for work.
>Spend time at work daydreaming about getting to spend more quality time with them, going on trips, fun new games and being able to share my obscure hobbies and skills with happy young people who won't think I'm a weirdo.
>Get some time off work.
>Work like mad fixing stuff around the house.
>I finally have two free days before I have to leave again.
>Ask if cousins want to come over and spend some time with my mom and I.
>Am told that they are not comfortable spending time with me and "they're not kids anymore"

I don't even know what to do with myself now.
I don't have any friends, and now my own family has rejected me.
They were the closest thing I ever had to siblings and the only hope I had of learning how to develop real, meaningful human relationships.
Where can I find people who won't treat me like a literal alien if my own kin reject me?
I was doing pretty good about being productive and avoiding this site, but now I just want to crawl in a hole and die.

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Well if you are fine with getting into a surprise threesome with your mom and one of her (((friends))), carry on with things as they are.
Are you part of a family of clowns or something? Why is he giving you a hard time over not coming up with a joke

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OP, what manga is this?

I definitely don't want to end up like that but I don't really know what to do to get out. I mean I'm kind of stuck.

You could try to improve your situation. Do you have a job for example? if not you could get one. A job will go a long way towards self independence.

That's harsh. What could you have done to warrant such a reaction? You said the kids like you, right? Did your aunt (I suppose it's an aunt) mention any reason as to why you can't see them? I mean, they must still be kids.

I'm just gonna do what I always do which is lock my door and anxiously lay in bed while my mom gets fucked like a pornstar somewhere in the house.

>Am told that they are not comfortable spending time with me and "they're not kids anymore"

By themselves, or their parents/other adults?

What did he say? Anything spicy?

No, it was a parent but they were there too and didn't act contrary. And it wasn't immediate either. I asked the mom over the phone a couple of days ago, then the dad told me the greentext in person today.

Its a brother and sister and we always have fun when we get to playing, but the girl does get kinda stand-offish when I go for a hug or something. A few years ago I just assumed she needed more socialization exposure, but lately I've been giving her space.
I suppose I could come off as "too eager" since they're my only outlet. And if her parents have been talking to her about "good hugs-bad hugs" then she might be internalizing that.
At least that's my mom's theory.
And/or it could be puberty

I guess its an understandable development, but it still sucks. I really hoped that I could establish a connection before their heads got filled with ideas about "acting mature" and other weird teenager-y stuff.
Especially since I never bought into that growing up and would have killed for a fun mentor character to teach me cool stuff when I was their age.

>a song about a guy being cheated on by his gf is Anonette's theme song
really makes you think

>good hugs-bad hugs
Jesus Christ, I truly hope they don't think you're a creepy uncle or something in that vein. Otherwise, I think it might be a temporary thing. When was the last time you saw them ? It might just be this once that the girl isn't willing to see you. You did good giving her space since, well, she's a child still. And as all children she will go through phases. Hopefully, you keep contact and she'll remain in your circle. In any case you can't really change the fact that both kids are growing up. The boy might grow closer to you, and the girl farther. Or the opposite. It just happens. You should make your peace with it and be ready to welcome them again, be it in a week, six months, or more. But it'll happen. Do you live close to them?

That sucks. I have two nieces probably around that same age (that I don't take showers with), and my mom got pretty mad at me for being that close with them. I managed to convince her that I didn't have a crush on the nieces by bringing up statistical facts about how teenagers often feel like no adult cares about them at all which is legit super sad and something that I was concerned about and one of the main reasons why I spent that much time with them, but now I have to balance that with not looking like a pedophile and unsurprisingly enough, we're a lot more distant now and they probably feel like nobody cares about them too, I know for a fact that their mother doesn't have anywhere near enough time for them and their father was abusive and no longer in the picture.

>that I don't take showers with
kek

Chris why did you die. Also sorry about your cousins user, I hope they'll come around.
Uhhh the one thing that sticks out in my memory and isn't too personal or weird out of context is "It's killing me how we didn't start this earlier". Except if we started earlier I would've been kinda young but whatever it was amazing to hear at the time.
It's because I sleep a lot, don't do this.

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In your case, I think the modified song would probably be more about a brother cheating on his unsuspecting sister

Sleeping all the time? Typical mexican

Yeah, that's my worst fear (hence the noose).
Hopefully it'll be temporary.
I live just a few miles away, but I travel for work 9months/year. So unless I'm lucky enough to be home for Easter,4th,Thanksgiving,Christmas then I can only see them in passing about once a month at church. Literally "Hi cousin, see you in another month."

>"It's killing me how we didn't start this earlier".
That's cute

That is some of the cutest and sweetest "dirty talk" I've ever heard of. I'm glad you two were able to have such a wonderful do-over. As for your brother, I think we can all assume that he has been attracted to you for a long time, and would have been happy to start a relationship with you even when you were younger. Now that you have played the imouto route, can you really hold that against him?

I really wish you would take our advice, but it isn't like we can force you. Please be safe, user.

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>Except if we started earlier I would've been kinda young
The fact that your brother always seemed to worry about the age difference could hint at a preference for little girls.

How does that work? Seems like the opposite.

Blaaaah.
Like that's a really nice thought and it makes me feel good, but I'm 19, if he's been attracted to me for a "long time" that's kinda creepy, or at least it should be, blah.
And I've seen imouto shit before but it didn't hit me the way Wagamama did. I guess it's more relatable now or something. Actually my brother was telling me he had similar feelings when he played that Hoshizora game, he really liked the imouto but it felt like his other favorite girl made more sense and he wanted both to be happy. So I guess we're pretty similar. But that's a tangent, whatever.

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It's probably not easy to admit that you prefer jailbait.

>Like that's a really nice thought and it makes me feel good, but I'm 19, if he's been attracted to me for a "long time" that's kinda creepy, or at least it should be, blah.

Well, that's a completely arbitrary norm. There's nothing inherently wrong with being attracted to young people and it isn't like he forced you to have sex with him when you were 14 or anything so he hasn't done anything wrong. Holding his tastes against him is the last thing you, of all people, should be doing if you care about his mental health.

>Chris why did you die.
The man proposed to Karen and spent a week locked in a room with her. They probably have a team of the best doctors and puzzle solvers trying to piece together his crotch after that. Just send him your energy and wish him a speedy recovery.

Also, your bro might be regretting the time he wasted on those other girls when he had you living just a few feet away under the safe roof. He wants to spend the rest of his life with you now, but instead of realizing that, he wasted years of primo cuddle time.

>throwing frisbee in yard
>he throws it extra hard
>thing hits me in the face
>he asks if I'm okay
>say I'm fine
>he laughs at the wierd sound I made when it hit me
>sit on porch and eat watermelon together and spit seeds into the yard
>seeing who can spit further, he won
>overall nice day

Today is good. Just popped in give me a bit to read the thread.

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I guess. And it's conflicting because I try to be like "Grrrr maybe he was creeping on me and looking at my butt or something when I was 14 grrr" but then I'm like actually that makes me kinda happy. So I dunno. But I don't wanna equate incest and pedophilia, doesn't feel right.
Yeah. But it's probably better that I didn't realize I fell for him until kinda recently, better to keep shit innocent back then, I think. Ugh now I'm thinking about it and I've probably been attracted to him since I knew how to be attracted to someone, ugh ugh ugh, weird feeling.
Cuuuutututue.

>loli couch
>getting hit by frisbee
>cute loli "hagu!?" sound on impact
I can already see it

You can't be by their side forever; if you're fortunate, you can only walk with them for a little while, but they'll eventually grow up and have their own lives... Is there anything else in your life that you enjoy?

He isn't much older than you so it shouldnt be that wierd right? How old was he when you were 14?

More like "WAAAAAHH UMMMPHH"

He's older enough, fucking turning 25 in like a week, blahhh. When I turned 14 he would've been 19 and then turned 20. So yeah.
Now I wanna hear this noise, lol.

Ah dont worry about it, my 20 year old friend only dates and is atracted to 14 year olds

Could you by chance make a vocaroo of that sound. For science of course.

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If the roles were reversed, and you were the older sister, wouldn't you have wanted some sweet /ss/ action? A chance to be the oneesan, and to tease your little brother? A chance to shape him into your man, and yours alone, forever.

Was wondering when you would show up today, Couch. For a minute I was worried you were hiding because your bath plan worked, and now you couldn't bear to tell us about your first time with oniichan.

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That's pretty worrying tho.
Blaaaaah I can't answer this one ugh.
Manga's okay, started to hate where it was going.
Oh yeah Couch what happened with the bath?

Is thy the sound you make when you think about him touching your boobs?

I have plenty of hobbies, but that just makes me want somebody to share them with.

>They probably have a team of the best doctors and puzzle solvers trying to piece together his crotch after that

kek

Ohh..hmm...iunno.

I ended up chickening out on that one. I did sleep naked with him though. But I made sure it was dark and he couldnt see but it was okay. Probably be nicer once I get more accustomed to it and not nearly as awkward. We are watching movies tonight in a bit.

What movies are you going to watch?

user, stop, my dick can only get so erect Also I imagine making a female voice would be rather hard for the user writing this

No idea. We are gonna browse and see what catches our eye.

Cool. Hope you find a good one.

>dad came home while my mom was in the hot tub with the guy
>left about ten minutes later and it seemed like nothing out of the ordinary was happening
I guess it's one of those kinds of situations....

huh

Horror - that'd give you the perfect chance to cuddle together!

Huh... Surely something must've happened right? This situation doesn't seem normal and I don't think it's something that just happens. Maybe you should ask your mum about it when she's alone/not with a guy?

>>couch, 2019

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It's relatively new to me. For all I know they could have been doing this stuff outside the house for a long time though. I have no idea if anything happened. Regardless the only thing I'd want to talk to my mom about is keeping the men away from me.

Couch, sleeping naked is good progress, though if you're too embarrassed to let him see, maybe you can start with putting on night dress that is a bit more, uh, less conservative?

>went camping with my brother, sister-in-law, and niece
>brother and SIL went to get food and beer from the lodge while me and niece stay behind to start setting up tents
>niece is cranky and fidgeting a lot, says she needs to go to the bathroom
>toilets are like half a mile from our campsite, tell her to just go in the bushes real quick
>she grabs an empty McDonald's cup and disappears into the woods
>she comes back a few minutes later, holding the cup with two hands
>cup is basically overflowing, no idea why she didn't just piss on the ground
>she tries to hand me the cup
>tell her to pour it out somewhere
>no hesitation she pours it onto a patch of dirt right by the entrance to my tent
I'd like to be a daddy someday but kids are disgusting.

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We watched War Games. Seen it before but it was still fun to watch. Going to go lay down though.

Naked again I'm guessing?
Maybe you could turn on the light this time.

Yeah, but when they are your kids, it is easier to ignore the unpleasant parts of parenting. Also, they get less gross as they get older, assuming the parents did their job right.

Is there anything about your brother's body or appearance you really like? If he got into the bed without his shirt on, would you enjoy feeling his arm or chest muscles, or if your heads were on the pillows would you enjoy staring at the lines of his face?

Clearly your beloved niece prepared a nice of cup of Loki juice just for you. Why did you have her throw it away? It was a clear act of love

should've chugged it bro

>connected with my half sister and her family about half a year ago
>they're really nice, pretty well off, and very understanding of me
>have dinner at their house at least once a week usually
>sister really likes to spend time with me
>she's starting to get more and more affectionate
>halfway think that I'm catching feelings
Is this all that unreasonable?

That's not unreasonable at all

>weekly family thread
I think you mean daily family thread

The last one managed to last long enough so that was finally the case this time around. They usually just die in a couple days. Let's hope this one continues the new trend.

also if this thread makes it to 500 by wednesday, though it's unlikely, we should consider making a new one we don't have to just do what chris wants and he's not here right now anyway

Our mom is denying everything. The ancestry and paternity tests are bullshit according to her, anything my dad asks she takes as a personal attack and won't give a straight answer. She's trying to make me the bad guy for bringing up these "lies". She asked to speak to me one on one and apparently got violent when my dad said that's not a good idea. My twin walked out the door and we have no idea where he is.

Just want it all to end.

I'm sorry to hear that, friend. I can only imagine how painful this is for you. Were you there for the meeting with her, or did your father (and/or your twin) come back and tell you what was happening? Would you be willing to meet with her one-on-one, assuming the rest of the family was willing to let you?

I don't think the thread has been busy enough to warrant twice in a week. Maybe once Chris returns assuming his cruise didn't disappear in the Bermuda Triangle, but not yet.

>thread made it all the way through a week
>the possibility of doing a second one if one hits the bump limit mid way through the week
>"Oh I don't know about that, Chris..."
Who cares? If the thread's moving then it's moving.

>spoiler
No, the whole point is to avoid being obnoxious.

They went to go get her, decided to leave her where she was since it went badly. Dad tried again by himself, texted us the bad results, twin says fuck this and left, I thought he went to help with mom but we haven't seen him. I don't think I want to see her anymore.

Welp, if she's pulling this kind of shit then this changes things. I understand being in a panic makes her say and do retarded shit but that doesn't excuse her from trying to throw you under the bus. I guess best thing you can do right now is to ignore her shit. And probably to have a talk to your brother, make sure he doesn't hate you or anything like that for the situation having gone tits up.