>ITT we argue our case as to why we belong here and others decide if they are worthy you also have to include things that make you not worthy to be here (i.e, big dick, tall, ect.) ill start.
the good: >tall (6'2) >nice hair >good jawline >"smart" and "funny"
the bad: >scar on dick from many hypospadias correction surgeries, from the base to the tip with a mangled tip >every time i got with into bed with a girl (two times!) i couldnt get hard and then cried on the way back home >schruemans kysphosis, it's not the kind of kyphosis you get from sitting all day it's more of a "wow you're fucking quasimodo LOL *stacies laughing*" kind of back >pectus carinatum, basically my body produced more cartilage at the sternum so my chest sticks out.
I have been called quasimodo once or twice in my life, makes you think how many people thought it or said it behind my back(heh). in high school i had random girls approach me and say "um my friend over there said why do you have 3 boobs" and then runs off with her other friend hiding in shame. This was in front of my friends as well, and the look on their faces killed me more than the comment.
Good: >really good reading/language skills >good at music+ art >decent sense of humor Bad: >tranny >5'4 >history of anorexia >autism >early male pattern baldness >sex addiction
Colton Martinez
The good >18, still young >Intelligent >Cute >Every girl I talk with fall in love with me >Kind of "wise hermit" >Gays fall in love with me in daily basis and orbit me irl
The bad >I fucking hate faggots, literally seeing them disgusts me >5'7 (170cm) while I have a dominant/macho personality. >Dick had a operation when I was 13, never got longer after it >I can't feel >Abused by my family for years >Never studied despite my intellect >Discovered Jow Forums at 12
Are you 6'2 while being affected by schruemans kysphosis? Damn...
Kayden Johnson
>Every girl I talk with fall in love with me Teach us your skills, wise user.
Benjamin Gutierrez
Just be me I guess. Be the odd one out. Never try for a girl, make her crave for you. Also don't praise girls like %99 of this board like what the fuck these people are ruining the society.
Henry White
>Be the odd one out Check. >Never try for a girl I tried this. It didn't work. They just kept ignoring me like they were before. >make her crave for you How?
>Also don't praise girls like %99 of this board like what the fuck these people are ruining the society. I agree completely. Orbiting is a cancer. I am very conscious of it, don't do it, and advise others not to do it.
Benjamin Gomez
The good: >tall 6'1 or 2 can't remember which definitely at least 6'1 >decently smart (at least smarter than my peers or perceived to be) >larger than average dick (7 and a half) >not atrocious face or structure >can draw really well
The bad: >black >a skele (130lb) >acne with dark spots left over my face >mental illness and lack of confidence >phimosis (literally have never seen underneath my foreskin in any shape or form) >don't put enough effort into things when I really should e.g never revised for exams which dropped my grades a little and overall am very lazy
Austin Sanchez
>Never try for a girl If this doesn't happen, it's not gonna work. She has to chase you. She has to be the one wanting the relationship. >How? No idea. I guess the universe is making it since I don't want relationships. Every girl I had a relationship with was already in love with me and asked me out. Also tease them. Get in their minds sexually. For example let's say you're at her home and she's making moves on you. The moment she tries to touch your dick or undress you grab her arm harshly and make her know that she's not worthy of you. Use her boobs but don't give her pleasure. Usually works since I work out. Once I tried this on a tall&thick russian mix (183cm) and she laughed at me while undressing me. That's how I lost my virginity. Looking back I've been actually raped. Fuck.
David Roberts
>She has to chase you. She has to be the one wanting the relationship I know this bit. It just doesn't seem to work. I will try to continuously reinforce that fact in my mind whenever I feel as though I should try something or show interest in someone.
>Also tease them. Get in their minds sexually The only way I know how to do this is about practical skills like: >haha fucking hell, you're bad at this lel If I try to say sexual things, I always come off as too intense, and it becomes counter-productive.
>Looking back I've been actually raped. Fuck. This post took a turn. Sorry to hear that, user.
Elijah Ramirez
for the sake of conversation just assume what im telling you is true, people always think im lying or making shit up
the good: - physically model tier, besides balding and a high hairline. i have phenomenal facial bone structure and i have large bones throughout my body. penis is average at 5.75x5.75 - white and 5'11.5 barefoot, which is tall enough for me - im a vegan
the bad: - mother never loved me which left me a hollow shell of a human. she literally never ever spoke for me or cared for me, this is why im a virgin most likely - 28 kissless virgin neet on disabilities - i literally castrated my testicles off myself a year ago and spent 2 weeks in the hospital. i have severe mental illnessess. stuff like paraonia, neurotic, schizoid - criplingly shy and low self-esteem - yellow teeth with from of the back teeth falling out/rotten due to years of eating junk food when i was a non-vegan, and i havent been to a dentist in half a decade at least. but still the teeth look good
ive been browsing Jow Forums since 2005. pic related is some vegan oatmeal with almond milk thats literally in my mouth as im writing this
>She has to chase you. She has to be the one wanting the relationship No. Don't fall for this shit. Women feel insecure about themselves too the majority of women you encounter won't actually make the first advance so if neither of you do anything expecting the other to start say goodbye to any idea of a relationship between you. Ask them out first or else you'll never get a girlfriend
Carson Watson
user, I've tried making the first move many times before. I always failed. All the relationships I've seen work were the ones in which the girl chose first.
>Ask them out first or else you'll never get a girlfriend Women find me creepy and weird, so that won't work.
Kevin Reed
it's that defeatist mindset that's really holding you down and not what you think people perceive you as.
Jayden Hernandez
Idk, dude. Sometimes I want to believe that to be the case, but even when I wasn't defeatist and I went in full of enthusiasm and hope, it still ended the same way. There is something in the way I behave that causes women to find me creepy and not like me. It won't change just by being more hopeful.
Joseph Edwards
>been with girls >somewhat attractive and good personality no, get out, your physical deformities aren't crippling
>tranny you belong here, but still get out
you belong here too; add narcissistic to the bad list
no, fix your skin, eat more and get out
delusional, you definitely belong here
Joshua Murphy
Positive traits >tall >college graduate >good career, make plenty of money >own my own car >skilled at communication >on good terms with family >have RL friends I see often
Robot traits: >mild aspergers (diagnosed professionally) >completely obsessed with anime >degenerate fetishes (watersports, futanari, vore etc) >bald since 20 >overweight >virgin at 29 years old >never had a gf or any romantic partner >on Jow Forums for 10+ years >fringe political beliefs >only hobbies are video games and writing erotic fiction for my degenerate fetishes >very little empathy for other people >quickly become stressed and angry in large gatherings and have to leave >care more about characters in anime and books than my own relatives and friends, have to fake emotions at weddings and funerals, but feel genuine joy or sadness when reading a book or watching an anime >never forget a grudge >enjoy causing pain and suffering to people I hate, to the point of sadism >daydream about torturing, killing, and raping people I don't like
Matthew Scott
the only person saying your creepy and weird is yourself. If you keep on believing you truly are creepy and weird that will be your reality. I believe this is what people say when they mean it's about confidence or more specifically when you hate yourself like you are now it is noticeable to others (due to the way you hold yourself and other hints) and they don't want to hang around you but if you try to act positive and shit like that, that barrier to entry isn't there and you may be approached more often
Brody Richardson
>It just doesn't seem to work I know no other way. Tired to self insert as someone trying to attract a girl but I don't see a way. Having something interesting about you helps too. Most girls are impressed by the fact I'm a model for a good clothing company. They don't even know that I'm shooting for fucking teenage section (13-16) because I'm short and have a nice face. If they knew that they would laugh. But I don't tell them this and they're impressed. >Sexual stuff They should start the convo. Girls are horny pigs. Get a nice body and take teasing pics. A photographer friend of me made me nice B&W shots and I look 11/10 When they send nudes/anything revealing from Instagram, reply with your hand. Literally just do a thumbs up/down over your head. Don't even show your face. If you're lucky it will change into something between you two.
I'm shocked about it. I'm slowly remembering that day... I fapped to a JAV featuring a tall asian girl and she looked alike. Fuck. I guess she made me hate dominant girls.
Also, what are your stats? I'm not narcissistic tho Based. Enjoy your meal.
Liam Russell
The good: >I volunteer 4-7 hours a week >I keep my apartment nice and tidy. >I go for walks almost daily >I'm a total luddite and can't figure out to use a PC or an android phone and have only ever posted from iPhone. >I don't watch anime and kinda hate anime
The bad: >29 year old kissless virgin >no education past the 10th grade >drink 5-6 days a week >have been in love with a cartoon character for five years >can't pull my foreskin back and am too autistic too see a doctor about it >receive $2,200 in NEETbux and could have easily saved up $100k in the six years I lived with my parents, but squandered it all on useless shit and have $3k to my name today. >have no motivation to do even things I enjoy doing and spend all day every day procrastinating and jacking off (I can't even finish a video game). >have reached an age where I can't even work on self-improvement because nothing of what I learn sticks in my memory like it did when I was 20 >my old interest no longer interest me and I struggle to learn anything about my new interest >my entire identity is based on these new imterests even though I only have surface-level understanding of them >was the smartest guy in my group of friends, but my friends all went on to have fancy careers while I'm spending my life drinking and masturbating and complaining about it on the internet >have debilitating anxiety >don't eat or sleep properly >have a one-track mind and only talk about whatever interests me this month/year, much to the annoyance of people around me >is lowkey hated by my friends and family because I'm a leech and on the outside I seem perfectly capable of holding a job >spend ~13 hours a day on here >fantasize about fucking my sister >fantasize about being a girl and getting fucked by the 70-year old men I volunteer with >spend +$100/month on my diaper fetish >recently bought black trash bags to tape onto my windows because I suffer from diurnal mood variation and don't feel like I can relax in the daytime
Caleb Williams
if ANY of you faggots are not virgins you arent a robot btw
Kevin Adams
Maybe for normies who don't have any actual material reasons besides their self-esteem for being creepy, that might be the case, but I'm telling you that can't apply to me. I was already receiving bad reactions to my behaviour, and girls were already saying I was weird, even when I didn't think of myself that way.
I think you might just be so attractive that your experience is not really generalisable.
Caleb Mitchell
THIS
Fucking non-virgins get off the board
Joshua Jackson
The good: >22 >7-8/10 looks >White, Aryan enough to pass for Hitler youth >Intelligent Bad: >5'10 >Skinny fat >Bachne >Acentric >Doomer >KHHV
Christian Green
*eccentric ... Maybe I'm not that smart
Adrian Roberts
Worthy: 20yo khv Homosexual Introverted
Unworthy: XX by birth Intellectual Pretty dateable Pretty Good at navigating social situations Good career outlook good life outlook
Pretty much I'm only here by choice cause I'm an introvert and i get tired of normies and their NPC antics.
Samuel Ward
good >18 >decently fit >military bad >memory problems >brain fog >3/10 on a good day >autism >KHHV >no talents or skills >bad diet >caffeine abuse >porn addiction >dumb and getting dumber
