CYOA

Longest one I have and know of

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That is fucking hard, I think I would reroll or restart my life, suicide is always an option but I might as well give it another go.

do you have more /x/ cyoa?

This is kinda like it, not sure if it fits your taste

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Another simple superpower one here

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Also does anyone have the CYOA that is based around a soda parlor?

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Have it right here, Your welcome fren.

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Thank you fren, I've been collecting these for fun

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>You die instantly as soon as you finish reading this
E-Even if it's not the one I choose?

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Sorry for killing you user

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Which end of the THC worm grows if severed? Both? Or just the part in my hand where I'm biting it? Also, does the worm have an expiration date? Can I make infinite THC worms and make millions?

Defiantly berry.
>Aryan warrior spirit
I'm choosing that under the assumption that this is the same spirit that permeates throughout those who've conquered millions of people; and will enable me to gain every other one.

Ginger ale surely. I'd love to be like the postal dude.

Guessing the part you bite grows back, probably no expiration date if you're always eating it and maybe you can create more

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?? dreamlands, fuck monster girls

can't go back? LMAOO

Comfy CYOA here frens

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I see slice-of-life potential in the berry faux-meat slice. Protagonist meets multiple girls in a day and has to find out which is his soul mate. Is this a thing already?

>Implying the fact that you're hanging out with a magic baker isn't already a slice-of-life potential

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iirc there is a pasta bin of a shitload of them. Dont have the link though. If another robot could link it would be much appreciated.

Lime cola worm without a doubt.

Oh shit that would nice to have. Hope someone finds it

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Hazelnut almond and pecan. Some of the other choices are dumb. They're things I could easily pay for.

Oh no this is too hard

Root beer, join NBA.

Light, Titanium (3.5), Bulletproof glass (3), Reactive armour (4), Mounted MG (4), Sniper Rifle (4), Flamethrower (5), Murderholes (2), Optics (1) and sealed in
saved but Islam is real so I get 72 virgins
Rural Japan, Temperate Climate, Rolling Hills, Rivers, Lakes, Waterfalls, Cave Systems, Cozy Cabin, Far Outskirts, Fur Mantle, Rusty Dagger, Yellowed Book, Endless Expanse, Archivist, Healing Spring, Christmas Cake, Decay City Ruins
Nothing, Addict, Love Potion, Kirrie
Forever Clean, Existential Sentinel, Infinite Life, Room Essentials, Suburbia, Dial Up, Auto-/ck/, Stronk Gear, Fully Loaded, /lit/, Slam Zone, /diy/, Kill Confirmed, Comfy, The Rest, /comfytown/, Skinship, Last Resort, Data Center, Believe It, Never Let Go, Charm Cognition, All Along, HQ, Spooky Action, Reality Convert, /d/

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skibbiddy dibbiddy doo

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special someone no question

Can't thank you enough fren

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Magic Eraser. January 1, 2009.

observer 100%. get my fill of learning about humanities greatest mysteries and then move on to watching insane natural phenomena in space.

Here's a old one from way back. Time to roll.

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Bless you, generous, original, user.

The sleep pill would help me a lot, I usually spend upwards of 10 hours a day sleeping.

Lets roll. Hope I get something good

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Goddammit this is almost exactly like my ex

Rolling for fjsnsksihdv

Magic Eraser, the day I was born

You have no idea how often I've fantasized about this nor how badly I want it to happen. Sometimes I wake up in mornings and close my eyes hoping that when I open them I'm in my past self with my current knowledge

What kind of fucking pills are these? Most normal, healthy, or in the very least somewhat functional people - can already do most if not all of these!

Shit, that's tough. The yellow one is great and the sleep pill is great, too.

Yellow pill the only useful pill here

Obviously the sleeping pill, I can spend more time playing vidya and waste even more of my life away.

Dreamlands I want to explore new lands

Found it user, pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

I stopped reading instant death half way now I'll never know if its true or not.

motherfucking god of fate PLEASE.
As long as I get to show her how much I love her too.

If she's being so kind to me I have to repay the favor to her.
>qt goddess always pulling strings and looking out for you
hnnggh
Thank you for this new fantasy of mine.

fitness
economic
sulphur

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Magic Eraser to 2000 april 24th
i should've never busted inside her

cherry lemon
people really underestimate what 5 years of working out intensely can do for you

root beer
im a EMT and this will help save lives

Berry Faux Meat slice

Teeth
the savings from dental will be great

healing kit
trackers tablet
ring of the pocket god

>healing kit
>trackers tablet
>ring of the pocket god
You get one. A thing, not three things.

Oh my God. Nothing. I've wanted it for so long.

instrumentality no question

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roll. let's rock.
hopefully i get a stacey.

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>heavy
>titanium
>improved scoop
>flamethrower
>improved engine
>shoot to kill
>oil
>more fuel
Heheh

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This been posted yet? My favorite. It's basically a personality test.

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Plastic worm or nothing
This one sucks cause I only qualify for one girl (genetics, schizophrenia). Everything is sociap anxiety/mood disorder shit. Guess us real schizo niggas gotta stay hard.

>Myr
>Eiden
>Nyala
>Orta
What's my personality?

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brobots i don't need any of those pills :(
they're yours :)

godfuckingshitdammit meant for

Aden
Rjun
Nyala
Tesla
Well, what is my personality

Outstanding move

also going dreamworld

Laced worm is my pick

Unironically 16 hours without sleep. I tire out very easily. Even 12 hours tends to wear me out

I choose Pecan nuts but it sucks cause i hate pecan nuts

i choose nothing
now grant my wish and erase me from existence
I will say good bye even if this will be erased from the universe aswell

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Control freak escapist
Well adjusted normalfaggot.

>nothing
Then all my suffering will have been for nothing. At least give me something to work with or at least let me leave a big ass crater behind.
>car crash
Very tempting but since I already know that it's just a coma dream it would ruin the whole experience for me.
>instant death
This looks most tempting so far. I'm honestly not sure I could even muster up the energy to "save" myself given any better alternative anyway but I'll keep reading for now.
>become an npc
This would be the same as identity death for me since I hold far too many controversial opinions to come out of this with any part of my personality left. No thanks. Rather take real death then.
>saved
Divine powers at my disposal? Ok. This might actually be better than instant death. If anything could mend whatever is broken in me it would be this.
>dreamlands
No people? As misanthropic as I may be I realize that I could never really be happy unless I had another sentient humanoid being to share my experiences with. Too limiting.
>magic eraser
I could become rich and get a great headstart on everything in life but knowing me I'd probably end up virtually the same as now, only richer and with a different brand of misery. I'm also not sure I could stand going through it all again only to potentially fail a second time.
>later bloomer
This would be nice but I'm afraid I'm too damaged to even be able to enjoy it if everything suddenly started working out. The memories will always remain like an amalgamation of scars. Together they make up the sum of my personality.
>reroll
I think this is objectively the worst option on the list by far. Statistically things have never been better than they are now and they're still pretty shit. Going back to almost any point and person in time would be a net loss in both comfort and happiness. The small chance that the future is a utopia and not a dystopia is slim to none and that's not even taking the random body issues into account.

I'll take the saved alt.

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What did he mean by xray vision that works only works on clothes? Do I still get to see the boobies?

Bras are technically clothes so it should work. I think the cyoa author just chose a bad picture for that option.

Here's a real autentico classico. Originalo !

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YELLOW PILL YELLOW PILL YELLOW PILL YELLOW PILL YELLOW PILL YELLOW PILL YELLOW PILL YELLOW PILL YELLOW PILL

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>people took this seriously
>super heavy
>titanium
>locked self inside
>optics
>shinji yelling as run over random houses in the neighborhood until no more oxygen at 3 AM
Heaven option is faggy and kills these /tg/ images.
This would take forever to choose. I gave up while reading about what stores I'd choose but could not decide which four when accidentally refreshed my page.
>industrial decay
>sub arctic
>rock formations
>tower
>strange place
>strange mask, ragged doll, fur mantle
>pocket
>doctor
>mountains floating, crystal cavern, tower, castle
>smug little girl
>nighttime shades

I'm bored now. May as well a random cyao.

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Ability to have thoughts that nobody else can't read. I mean I know these are suppose to be useless but this one would actually come in handy so the government or aliens could never read my mind.

did the random roll myself cause op still hasn't done it, got 29. I got the cute asian gf!

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bases op

friendly phone
how could anyone choose anything else?

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could do anything without anyperson, like mixbreeding with chimpanzee & trying out every drug, every videogame, every book, every movie,... Limited times also good.

perfect teeth

root beer overpowered

lime cola worm for the killer charm

fatherland. all the negatives are actually more positives. promised land is close second

shifter mask

little at a time

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This one was really well written. Thanks user.

Log Cabin

Touchy Feely

Auto /ck/
200% Comfy
Normiestation
Gatman Piisii
The Rest
/lit/ as heck
L-LEWD!!
Ocean Man
Spacebox
>>>/friends/
>>>/comfytown/

Redesign
Inter-Bot 9001
SOUL Power
Lasting Effects
Reality Convert
Last Resort
Spooky Action
Aether Orchestra
Data Center
Machine Learning
Believe

choosing anything that isn't the root beer would be quite dumb

The blue triangle pill is mine!

I get that the joke is that these are all things that all humans can do by default but it ruined a perfectly good opportunity for a pill thread

I need more originally, please!

me too
i require moar of these CYOAS

Lol not even close, I'm a schizophrenic, friendless, virgin highschool dropout with no future.

Myr
Rjun
Olani
Orta
I

I've been looking around Google for these all day since i found this thread when I woke up. Thought this would be a nice addition.

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Architectural Style:

>North Vernacular

Climate:

>Subartic

Geographical Features:

>Rolling Hills
>Volcano
>Beachfront
>Coral Reefs
>Rivers
>Lakes
>Rock Formations

Living Accomodations:

>Old Mansion

Residence Location:

>Town Center

Special Artifact:

>Pale Ring
>Rusty Dagger
>Yellowed Book
>Shiny Marble
>Inviting Pendant
>Sorrowful Mask

Village Borders:

>End of Reality

Occupation:

>Archivist

Village Highlights:

>Floating Islands
>Cloud Tower
>Primeval Forest
>Healing Spring
>The Old Castle
>Siren Overlook
>Primeval Forest

Village Guides:

>Lonely Monster

Uneasy Peculiarities:

>Ruined Cathedral
>Catacomb Depts
>Decay City Ruins
>Wandering God

Honestly like the particularities more than most of the other parts about this one.

the yellow pill is the only one that offers any perceivable benefit

what happens if i take them all