I dunno, r/banter. Let’s post our cringiest school stories

I dunno, r/banter. Let’s post our cringiest school stories

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>American
>school stories
This should be good.

My high school is in Illinois. I was walking in the hallway and I found multiple printed images of that Peter Griffin Despacito T Pose meme. Also some kid threatened to shootup the school after posting pics of a semi auto AK on snapchat. Not much happens in Illinois :/

First you have to know that I went to a school where everybody used school unidorms.
I used to be that weirdo who used to look under girls skirt to see their underwear or panties or whatever you called them. But, like, I used to be a straight up stalker and a creep. I even used to have a paper list of the girls I watched their undies, how many times I've seen their undies and the color of their undies they wear wearing when I watched it.
I was caught doing that several times; pretty much my whole classroom knew I was a fucking pervert and watched the girl's undies. Girls hated me and told me to fuck off and sometimes when they suspected I was trying to watch their undies they tell the guys and the guys of course beat me up for that. I don't blame them, I knew what I was doing was very wrong. Most guys actually didn't give a fuck I did that for some reason unless they caught me looking at their girl or the girls told them to do something about it.
+ there were times I touched some girl's asses in the classroom. They passed to go to their desks behind mine, and when they were beside me I barely touched her ass. Never got caught doing this somehow.
I know all of these were very wrong now and hate the fact that I even did that. Like what the fuck was wrong with me, jeez.

First you have to know that I went to a school where everybody used school unidorms.
I used to be that weirdo who used to look under girls skirt to see their underwear or panties or whatever you called them. But, like, I used to be a straight up stalker and a creep. I even used to have a paper list of the girls I watched their undies, how many times I've seen their undies and the color of their undies they wear wearing when I watched it.
I was caught doing that several times; pretty much my whole classroom knew I was a fucking pervert and watched the girl's undies. Girls hated me and told me to fuck off and sometimes when they suspected I was trying to watch their undies they tell the guys and the guys of course beat me up for that. I don't blame them, I knew what I was doing was very wrong. Most guys actually didn't give a fuck I did that for some reason unless they caught me looking at their girl or the girls told them to do something about it.
+ there were times I touched some girl's asses in the classroom. They passed to go to their desks behind mine, and when they were beside me I barely touched her ass. Never got caught doing this somehow.
I know all of these were very wrong now and hate the fact that I even did that. Like what the fuck was wrong with me, jeez.

Goddammit

bump cause i don't want to be the only one who shared cringy private shit in this thread

>be me 8th grade
>femanon
>at lunch, school has what is probably the worst food known to man, I only eat the muffins
>oh no gotta go
>go to bathroom
>all stalls full and disgusting, except one with graffiti on the wall
>go in
>take my time go on phone and laugh at le funny dog memes
>suddenly I hear giggling
>what the frickity frick.jpeg
>ignore it
>giggling again
>oh god...it’s her.
>forgot her name, but she is a special ed kid in my school who is in 6th grade
>school has good special ed program, so no problems with tards
>except the girl, let’s call her problem child
>be in school play a few months before
>About a hotel, some weird wanna be French communications teacher is director
>obsessed with inclusiveness
>they put in problem child , and almost messed up the show
>when I was on stage all I heard was “buh buh”
>go to now
>I didn’t really think it was her, but it sounded familiar
>stay in stall, looking at memes
>all is quiet
>”BUH BUH”
>whatthewhat.webm
> more buh buhs
>oh god why
>really loud buh buhs
>eventually, aid comes,gets her out
>”you’re all covered in pee”
>barf.mp3
>come out , wash hands
>mfw I was the only in there
>mfw the problem child looks like a disabled Bubbles from PPG
>mfw I want to die

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Kill me

>Be me
>Go to school in downtown LA area (kinda a rough place)
>Weird kid starts fucking around with others threatening them
>Everyone starts saying kid is gonna shoot up the school
>Feel bad for him, maybe just needs a friend
>Get to know kid
>Turns out to be a really nice guy. Really into stock exchanges (he loved wolf on wall street, the 1980s version)
>One day he text me saying hes sick and cant come to school
>Keep in mind everyone at this point is all jumpy cause of the rumors
>Kid isnt in class, as expected
>Out of nowhere this boom happens down the way from the class
>Class chimps the ever living fuck out
>Kids start screaming and blocking the doors
>Black kids look at me (marshal you fuk)
>"TAKE user HOSTAGE WE AINT DYIN NIGGA"
>waitbitchwat.jpeg
>Hold me against the wall
>point a chair at me like a weapon so I wouldnt move
>a chair
>A FUCKING CHAIR
>Principal and gaurds come in to see what the fuck is happening
>mfw it was a car crash at teh intersection
>mfw all the blacks just went back to normal
>The Day of The Chimping will be rememebered

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