Any animes that aren't fucking gay?

any animes that aren't fucking gay?
why is every single mc a faggot goodie two shoes or an insecure sadistic asshole? it makes me want to puke
all the animes people say are 10/10 are unwatchable to me, i just want to choke the dumbass mc to death after 5 mins and drop it

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Hellsing Ultimate? Originally originalmente oreganolly

Don't watch anime, it's a waste of fucking time. Build a table instead.

just read manga anime is gay

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This, also Burai Kaiji and Akaji

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Watch jojo. You will like what happens in it

MC is a goody two shoes.

MC is a sadistic asshole.

Literally what OP complained about, cmon.

>calling anime gay

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Your mom is gay lol

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the issue i have with most anime is the really unfunny, childish humor, they use slapstick too much
space dandy is pretty funny though

There are multiple JoJo MCs dumbshit

>MC is a sadistic asshole.
that's unavoidable considering he's a vampire.
Integra's cigar thing was really obnoxious desu.

initial D
JOJO
Steins; Gate

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You'll have to watch old anime made before evangelion.

>watching anime(s!) with male MCs

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>all that bad typing
I shant tell you.

shan't*

wewing at myself

Shall not, shan't.

You bakas infecting me.

>JoJo
>every MC is a goody two shows (even Edgelord Jotaro)

Your answer right there Just watch stuff without male main characters like Yuru Yuri, Non Non Biyori, Koi Kaze, Yuru Camp, Boku no Pico, ...

Watch Ghost in the Shell stuff, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, stuff by Leiji Matsumoto and Satoshi Kon, and Ghibli movies.

That's pretty much all anime has to offer to people that aren't holistically pathetic.

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Watch kuchuu buranko, at least it tries to be something different

>I want an anime where the mc isnt a moralfaggot double nigger or a complete edglord
Then what kind of character do you want? Some average joe who has to face his evil jew boss?
I watch anime for the side characters. Japs dont know how to write a good protagonist.

Cowboy Bebop, Hunter x Hunter, Kill la Kill, fucking Jojo.

Akagi
Kaiji
Made in Abyss

Hellsing is for edglords. Period. Even I, an edgy gamer philosopher thought the blood was excessive, every time someone would bleed it was like holding your finger over a water hose.

Anyway, I think alucard is a good character. I really liked the themes of what makes a man a monster and was kind of touched by his confession with his final fight with Anderson.

Johnny is a total cunt. Giorno is pretty ruthless too but he has a noble goal

>MC is a goody two shoes.
Clench your teeth and get through the 7 episodes that span part 1. After that, you get one of the most loved MCs of the franchise, Joseph, who is far from a goody two shoes. Also part 1 in general just isn't as good because it's basically just a generic 80s Shounen. Part 2 it gets more interesting, and part 3 completely changes how things are done (although it's not really until part 4 that things start to really revolve around the stand user's creativity instead of raw power).

Yes, Berserk (1997)

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hast thee any japanese animations yond art naught wretched?
how cometh altogether them protagonists be patsy stooges else be them putrid bastards? it compels great disdain
animations heldst in regard by plebs manifest as diddly, rageth fills mine own own loins and mine own blood boils as i seek the heads of dimwitted protagonists prompting hasty dispenseth with them animations

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You need to watch Baccano!

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I like how much shota Dracula liked getting fucked up the ass by a preacher myself.

Read the vagabond manga? MC is kind of a mix of both?

Also vinland saga is good

>babby's entry level anime for people who want to be disassociated with moe
Yikes

>liked it
Wot

He had that psycho smile on when he was getting pumped up the butt by the preacher.

Anime is thrash, face it, kid.

The only good ones are some films like Kimi no Na Wa, Mindgame, and Welcome to the NHK. The rest is trash.

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all I'm gonna say afro samurai is pretty good

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Based
Cringe!
bshindkd

I liked Monster. The MC is a moralfag but I don't think he's exactly a goody two shoes, and he shares the stage with a lot of other interesting characters.

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>entry level anime

Entry level means that it's enjoyable to people who haven't spending years of developing fetishistic niche interests and years of lowering their standards until they have become able to enjoy the taste of shit though. In short, entry level tends to be the among the best anime has to offer and it goes downhill from there.

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Watch code geass
Only R1 and R2 font watch spin offs or remakes. Only watch the original ones

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All anmine is absolute trash

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This you can watch it on YouTube

I almost listed some shows with based MCs but fuck, considering this guy hates genuinely good shows just because the protagonists are typical heroes, I would just be throwing pearls to pigs. Just watch something else desu

It was probably already said in the thread somewhere but I have 2 recommendations, full Metal alchemist (the newer one) and jojos bizarre adventure

One Punch Man is refreshingly down to earth. Saitama is neither a goody two shoes nor an asshole, literally just an average dude. It's a series I specifically recommend to people who are interested in watching anime but are turned off by most of it.

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Anime protagonists are usually relatable because all protagonists ever have been written to be relatable. Stop being a faggot and go back to you Dragon Ball Z.

Daily life's of highschool boys
It's a comedy, I guaranty you'll like it.

> thinks his anime is sophisticated
nonce
i bet you watch yuru yuri and think its top tier

Try going deeper than the surface.

I don't think I've ever seen a post this wrong before.

You should try watching Steins;Gate.

last I heard anime don't fuck people, otherwise you wouldn't be a virgin.

SAMURAI CHAMPLOO
The characters are overall good people, but the world they live in is a little more complex than just good guy/bad guy.

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Wtf are you talking about, every good anime is "sophisticated" lol. Yuru yuri is a top-tier SoL, but SoL is shit in general so yeah

this is your brain on animu trash

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finally somebody giving my favorite anime the credit it deserves

Not all animu is trash, my dear tripfag. You should know, it is the year 2019 after all

>I don't think I've ever seen a post this wrong before.

there's a reason people watch don't the gay shit you like and it's not because it's too sophisticated lmao

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>Not all animu is trash
incorrect
>tripfag
incorrect
>You should know, it is the year 2019 after all
the fuck? go back

nice subtle rec thread
>every single mc a faggot goodie two shoes or an insecure sadistic asshole
what are you even watching, action flicks?
Try something that doesn't involve heroes saving the world for a change.

>people say are 10/10 are unwatchable to me
Yeah, that's called normie trash. I bet they only watch streamed dubs too.

Take a chill pill and enjoy not being bombarded with explosions and tits
Kino no Tabi
Mushishi
Mononoke
Aria the Animation

this is correct, good post cat dude
ever noticed how "kino" anime is some weird halfassed retarded garbage even by trashy animu standards?

animu literally rots your brain

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I don't listen to operas and I can go make a list of the best ones right now, it's not going to have any value though. There are only five good anime in that picture.

The truth is that most anime is either garbage or designed for waifu bait/moeshit, which frequently ties into being garbage. Better to just read the mangas.
JoJo has multiple MCs.

>There are only five good anime in that picture.
incorrect, there are no good animus on the pic or anywhere in the world

Watch LoGH.

Thank me later.

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Cowboy bebop maybe? Its a common gateway anime and the MC doesn't fit either description.

Lupin the IIIrd is pretty good if you're looking for something that breaks that mold.

ping pong the animation, berserk

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