I dont believe femanons are actually autismo, prove it by posting stories of your autism

ME SUCKY SUCKY DONG GONG HONG KONG SUCKY SUCKY DONG GONG HONK KONG

Yeah, but I actually managed to snag a bf this last year in uni. He's also socially awkward but a bit less than me. He's told me that when he put his arm around me for the first few months of the relationship I was extremely stiff (I didn't know I was). When meeting his friends at uni I made some reference to a vine and none of them found it funny and just stared at me.
I actually had many autistic moments. I'll keep listing them for the thread.
It was my first year of uni and I was unable to make friends at orientation or in any of my classes for the first 2-3 weeks because I'm silent and terrified of everyone which I think would come off as me being rude. In fact one person greeted me once but I was too scared to say hi back. The first friend I made was someone in my dorm building, next to me. I met her through my roommate (who hated me) and eventually stopped talking to the person next door, meaning I became friends with her. She could put up with my tism though, and still talked to me after seeing me with all my bionicles out. As for eating, I found the perfect time that there would be next to no one in the cafeteria except other loners so I'd eat then and sit by the window and watch the lake and eat the same thing every day cause getting the rotating items required you to talk to an employee to put it on your plate. I dont know why I got the same combination of soda though. My bf was the second person I met, through the tabletop club. I was terrified of everyone there too and I probably only managed to talk to him because he ended up in the same campaign as me and decided to walk with me after club once. In my printmaking class no one talked to me initially and I stuck to myself, but one of the advanced students who'd help out the class really liked my art and bought a print off me and I have her number because she wanted to be updated on arr I made in the future. By the end of the year I'd mostly get frozen food DESU.

Sorry, stopped reading after you said you had a bf.

I thought capitalizing it would keep it from changing t b h
Just another retarted thing damn it

And now she is only banging NT Chads
Autistic foids are worse than regular femoids

>Sorry, stopped reading after you said you had a bf.
this desu

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>prove it by posting stories of your autism
I e-stalked a guy so hard I think I know almost everything about him except what he looks like. He is maybe only vaguely aware I exist. I've read over fifteen thousand of his posts and I can recognize him easily even if he posts anonymously. It became more difficult to stalk him because he doesn't use a name anymore, but he repeats the same opinions and uses similar wording each time. I feel like our souls are connected so I can just feel if it's him. He also invents his own words which makes it easier to track him.

I even buy the coffee he likes, listen to the music he likes, and play the games he likes so I can feel closer to him. I know everything he likes, although some of the things he says disgusts me or makes me extremely jealous, I'm deeply unconditionally in love with him and accept him for all his flaws.

some small facts about him: he's korean, 29, lives in MD, likes dunkin' donuts coffee, likes avril lavigne, likes sekiro (favorite character is isshin ashina), likes white women, owns a fleshlight, is moderate conservative, believes africa is a country full of beggars, likes donald trump and believes he is a feminist, is christian but didn't go to church for years, can't visualize his thoughts

I could go on and on talking about him, I think I know everything. The only problem is I live nowhere near him, and he is in a very happy relationship (or being "cucked"?) so my chances to marry him are virtually zero. I can't leave my state because of work and I'm pretty sure he has zero interest in me, and I'm wayy younger than him. Of course, he doesn't even know I exist so none of these limitations even matter. I hope one day I can just receive a kiss on the cheek from him. Though, he will probably read my post and feel disturbed by this. I'm very okay with loving him from afar and not having him. I'll still love him even if he hates me or is creeped out by me.

until the end of time, my heart belongs to him

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i'm guessing you're very quiet when you're out in public but you chat your bfs ears off in private. thats cute as hell

>"They're questions and topics that I can use out in social situations."
How the fuck did you not marry this girl holy shit

very interesting, an actual legit crazy femanon

Yeah. I've had boyfriends before, even irl. But none of them are interesting like him, I'm not interested in normies. It's more fun to be obsessed with someone and be able to read into their dark inner thoughts. I feel like normal people aren't as complex as him.

I really love that he's able to be unashamedly honest and express himself.

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First off, she offered. Secondly, I put out like a good date. Momma taught me to be a gentleman after all.

>Back at my condo with autistic QT.
>I undress her.
>Pussy is pretty hairy but she seems to at least line it up.
>"Don't like shaving, eh?"
>"Actually, it was a lot worse but I trimmed it for our date."
>T-thanks.

Turns out that she hadn't had sex in over a year and just let it grow unchecked.

Another short story with a different grill.

>Take grill to steak and rib joint.
>She ordered the full rack of ribs.
>Ah a fembot of culture.
>Food gets here.
>"user, will you cut my meat?"
>Well she's cute and I want to shove my fist inside her so...
>"Sure"

She just never learned to cut her own meat. It's funny because she was a compounding pharmacy tech and was really good at measuring and making custom medications by hand.

>it was a lot worse but I trimmed it
Dude she's awesome why didn't you stay with her

You stupid motherfuckers, "fembots" don't fucking exist and all female posters want Chad, not some ugly robot/incel who's never touched a girl.

>alone all the time
>talk to my dog as if he is a human all day
>forget myself in front of an actual person and ask my dog's opinion on something

its against the law to be this cute

So your dog listens to you and respects your words

Now start training him to actually understand you

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my mom does that too; I don't think it's that weird, specially for females

cute, cute! I'm a guy, but I do the same thing to my cat. I banter with my cat, even though he can't banter back (in words, anyway)

Really because my dog understands fluent conversational english and no one thinks it's cute when I chastize them for speaking to him improperly

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I ask my dog for his opinion on the flowers I buy

He doesn't like roses

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can i ask your dog his opinion on your porn viewing habits

can you ask your dog what I should have for dinner?

All I do for fun is fantasize about having superpowers

I once posted my ideal husband checklist and some of my old diary entries. Some people thought i was trolling. Others said it was the epitome of female autism. I would like to say i found a guy that met 19 of the 23 requirements and im very happy.

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can you use your superpowers to fix all the robots please

Fix them? Like castrate them?

I wish I was you but a guy and met a girl. My "autistic" tendencies just make people bored and I become more and more socially retarded.

wtf no we love our balls and pp

I keep myself not OP in my fantasies, otherwise it gets boring quickly, like using cheats in a videogame
I cant fix all of you, all I have is moderate telekinesis and invisibility in my fantasies

There are tons of autismal girls, shy girls, awkward ones, "robotic" ones, whatever. To the vast majority of people, it will be cute, funny, endearing, and not really an issue. Even girls who are pretty deep into the actual autism spectrum can have an easy time finding friends/romantic partners.
This is why it perplexes my mind why I see so many of these girls on here, and on other sites (CC for example) make threads about being lonely. What for when it's pretty easy to fix it? I don't hate women or anything, but, I'm genuinely curious as to why.

I'm dating someone like this except she also falls over a lot. Easy tell: if she's using her real name on something like, I dunno, a fetish website then she's slow in the social section.

Literally nobody read this wall of autism

thats not nice, id let the femanon talk my ear off

High IQ post desu

Never g0nna make it

By calling it autism you can't insult me because it just means I have completed the purpose of the thread

imagine getting btfo by a girl haahahahah

Because they are either LARPing men or are looking for beta orbiters

I act autistic at clubs and then no one wants to be my friend and no one wants to be alone with me. So they walk away super fast if we start exiting the building at the same time. How do I make a friend

Join a hobby group, or just any organized thing with people who do something you enjoy.
I really dont know beyond that though, it's easier in uni

>tfw no female will want to do this to you
>tfw even if they did they couldn't because you have to personal info online

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if a girl stalked me like that id have the weirdest boner ever

AUTISTIC WOMEN CANNOT BE LONELY
THEY ONLY WANT CHAD
THEY WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH OR DATE AN AUTISTIC BELOW AVERAGE LOOKING GUY
AWALT

I'm in the photography club, the stem club, and the astronomy club, but what I described is what always happens.

the truth is the only girls that would ever consider trying anything with us are the crazy bpd girls

Oh shit I thought you meant clubs as in clubbing. What you're doing sounds like it should be working. The clubs you're in shouldn't be full of normies. I greatly utilized the discord server for my tabletop club, if your clubs have any social thing maybe that would help. Do you outwardly talk to people or are you quiet, is there any super weird shit you do?

I dunno, man. That seems like an easy cop out. I know women exist on these places, and on cc for example, how would they get orbiters?
I hate labels and shit, but bpd girls are probably the closest to the idea of a "robot." If you think about it, they tend to ruin most relationships they're in, most encounters they have are super cold and empty. On top of that, even a lot of guy "robots" avoid them.

I dated a girl like that before, they are cute but it can be frustrating pulling all the weight socially and responsibility wise.

They do all the time by mentioning they have a vagina. Cue stupid betas asking to be their girlfriend or asking for discord or Skype. Fucking makes my blood boil.

bpd girls are basically robots. normie guys are always telling each other to not stick your dick in crazy, and bpd girls are the specific type of crazy they're talking about. those girls are nuts

BPD girls have zero issues getting men you delusional fuck. Women live on easy mode.
This never would have happened if you were good looking and NT

I guess the only weird thing I've done is never understood their sense of humor, but no one's really ever made an effort to talk to me. I've made an effort a few times, but they always look so uncomfortable, and then as soon as someone else shows up, theyre like "HEYYYYY MAN WHAT'S UP BRO WHAT'S UP??" And everyone immediately stops talking to me. One of the groups has a discord server, and it's same deal, so I just never use it. I was actually the vice president of the STEM club for a while, but it didn't help me at all. As far as photography club, that's the club I talk the most in, since I like presenting some of my pictures.

Bpd?
Orig of course

Holy shit I'm doing this right now to some one. I would do Absolutely anything to be with him.

Is it really that appealing to be obsessed over? highly likely we'll never meet and you won't even know about my stalking (or whichever hypothetical girl you want to stalk you). But I, or someone else, can stalk you if you post with a name even if you don't like to share personal info. Just your thoughts and opinions. Usually I only care about asian posters though.

In a way I'm stalking everyone anyway if you have some pattern to you. For example, I know what's going on in Kashii poster's life and his thoughts. Difference is I don't find him interesting or attractive.
Yeah. I wish I could arouse him or have some kind of emotional impact to him but pretty sure he just feels sorry for me.

user who also does this, I wanna get to the point where I'm able to analyze him and read into their inner thoughts. How long have you been e-stalking him?

if the guy you're stalking agreed to let you do anything you want to him what would you do first?

You get banned on those sites for ever outing yourself as a guy. Asking for contact is an easy way to spot one.
Yeah, they can get one night stands easily, but that's not what I mean. Having cold empty sex doesn't make you happy, user

Autistic men cannot even fucking get hookups. This is like complaining to starving African children that you know how they feel because all you have to eat is McDonalds and not steak.
Also women will always choose to be pumped and dumped by Chad than be in a loving relationship with her looksmatch or lower. Chad is the only one they want. They reject other men. Fuck femcels.
Pic very related.

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I don't want to do anything I want to him. I want him to do anything He wants to me. Mostly I crave being held by him and cuddling with him but I would never say no to any sexual stuff with him, but only him. I don't think I'd ever want to be intimate with literally any other person.

what if he wants to pee in your mouth?

I guess I'd have to let him, but only if he's Hydrated.

so you're obsessed with this person but you dont even want to jump on his dick like a raving lunatic?

Photography seems like your best bet then, since theres somewhat of a social outlet. If someone present theirs ask them about it or compliment it. People might not be good at initiating conversations but will say things back. Plus the pictures give you an easy conversation starter. Sucks that most of the social order is already established in the other ones though. You might benefit from joining a new one to "reset"
GL bro (sis?)

My love is pure....

>all these beta orbiting white knights ITT
disgusting

but pps are pure too

No, man, you're letting your biases too much into this. I rarely ever see bpd girls complaining on these sites, if they are complaining, it's usually on their own sites. The one's I see complaining are the "autistic" ones. They are the one's that shouldn't complain, because they can easily fix their problem of loneliness. Answer me this, user, if a BPD girl asked you to be her bf right now, but you had to be there for her forever, would you say yes? Now think of that same question with an "autistic" one, which would you prefer?
Now your last point is just completely disregardable. I've seen 5'6 dudes get gfs, I've seen nerdy dudes get gfs, I've seen obese dudes get gfs, hell I even know of super ugly dudes on this exact site that got gfs. Also, there's no such thing as femcels, don't use that term, and most of the fags on the incel websites actually look pretty good. Go look up their pictures. If you're gonna complain about women, also complain about these hypocrites.

Is the object of your affections single? That's the most important thing to consider. Second is distance. Your chances are probably better than mine. It's very difficult if they live in another state, long distance is hard to maintain.
>I would do Absolutely anything to be with him.
I understand. I feel the same way. I just have no chance.
I think one year or more. Desuarchive is a powerful resource to stalk someone, especially if they use a name. It's easy for me because he invented his own words that no one else uses. He has opinions and wording that is very unique to him.
> I wanna get to the point where I'm able to analyze him and read into their inner thoughts
I think I'm able to understand him more than his girlfriend does, maybe that's a disgusting, selfish and self centered thing for me to say. I can feel when he's upset and I want to comfort him.
A lot of things come to mind. In the real world, I would just be happy with a hug or kiss on the cheek. I don't ask for much or want much. He is happy with his gf, she is probably better than me, more mature than me, maybe she'd make him happier.

If I'm allowed to be selfish in my fantasy world and really do what I want, maybe I can force him to marry me and impregnate me. Maybe he'll stay for the child even if he doesn't like me. Idk.

if I could have sex with him but only once, i'd probably feel sad and long for more. I don't even mind the idea of being his side girl, as long as he could use me in a way. I never lowered myself this much for another man but I have some kind of sick attachment to him. But, if I'm thinking logically, I want him to be happy and stay happy with his current gf. He's loyal to her, and she made him the respectable man he is, in a way. I respect his relationship.

I hope he never reads these disgusting posts I made but my intuition says he did and just feels weird about it.

>If I'm allowed to be selfish in my fantasy world and really do what I want, maybe I can force him to marry me and impregnate me.
you may be the sweetest stalker ever

to answer again more clearly, i would do anything disgusting depraved thing he wants. this is the fembot who made the initial post. but if he saw me say that, he would just tell me to show respect to myself and give my love to someone who is my own age. he wouldn't take advantage of me.
idk i'm selfish but also care about him, it's conflicting

he's happy, i'm happy for him

I'm a guy, and thank you for the advice. I'll give it a try.

some nights I have a hard time sleeping because i'm thinking of him too much or worrying about him. I read that his gf might be cheating on him and it tore me apart. Idk if it's true, actually I think at the time they weren't together yet. he also says she's an amazing person and I can tell he thinks the world of her. i don't think i can measure up to that person anyway. i'm just a bad person. i love like a puppy dog but don't show respect for myself. that just makes me easy to take advantage of. I can tell mature men don't like girls like that, they want someone they see as equal and can respect. I just seem like a child.

There's kind of a chance. I don't want to go into much detail because he may read this board but it Could happen. But I doubt it will because I messed up my chances and also hes MGTOW and he's very harsh towards women. Which is okay with me but I don't know if he's willing to even be in a relationship. It's only been a couple months I've been keeping up with him but just yesterday I found his posts from another board and spent the entire night going through them... it made me so happy and I wish i could read all his posts again for the first time. I feel the same way about being his side chick. I wouldn't care at all as long as I could be by him, but knowing him and his views on monogamy he doesn't like to stay with any girl for long.
I have this fantasy in my mind where I live with him and I take care of him and cook and clean for him, and he can do anything he wants like be with other women but he still comes home to me most nights and I still sleep by his side. I never want children and can't fathom getting pregnant or giving birth but I'd do it for him in a heartbeat

You are sweet. I hope you get to be with him.
>hes MGTOW and he's very harsh towards women.
Men change with love. The guy I love, his gf changed him. Now he treats women with kindness.

There are a lot of robots, who changed their views on women after getting a girlfriend. I think people hold these views because they never received unconditional love.

I relate to you a lot and seeing your posts made me feel a lot better about what I'm doing. I know it's still creepy for me to do but at least I know I'm not alone and other girls feel this way. Also because you said he's a lot older than you and so is the boy I love... but I hope youre right, I hope he does change his views because of love, even if it isn't my love that changes him.

I feel like I'm so immature for this too but I think if the poster you're talking about sees what you've said, he wouldn't look down on you for that. He seems like a good man and I obviously don't know him as well as you but I think he would think you're sweet for caring so much. I've been kind of cruel to the boy I like because of how confused and frustrated I was/am (kind of rightfully so, though. He's not a very good person) but I still hope one day he can forgive me.

>he wouldn't look down on you for that.
Yeah I think you're right. He has a good heart, he doesn't look down on people unless they're malicious.
>he would think you're sweet for caring so much
He said he loves me back but obviously not in the way I want, haha. I think he's just kind to people in general.
>I've been kind of cruel to the boy I like because of how confused and frustrated I was/am (kind of rightfully so, though. He's not a very good person) but I still hope one day he can forgive me.
I did the exact same thing, but maybe worse than you. Initially I argued with him and fought with him because I felt he was being misogynistic. You could say I was his bully but not the extent he thought I was. It was really bad, he started accusing other people of being me, baiting him, trying to get to him even though I can't post as often as he thinks I did. That, and I'm not as malicious as he thought, I didn't want to hurt people's feelings, just defend my rights as a woman. I wasn't really able to defend myself at that point, he just said "you're (this) fembot who has it out for me" to basically everyone who pissed him off. When I /did/ try to argue with him, he was always able to tell I'm a woman no matter how hard I try to talk like a man, lol. His intuition is very strong. he's just a little bit paranoid. I just left him alone for a long time but watched over him.

Of course, he's really sweet, he forgave me, but I'm in a much worse position than you.

goddamn femanons are fucking crazy. kinda cute...but totally crazy

that was the point of the thread :)

I hope we amused you with our autism

>Initially I argued with him and fought with him because I felt he was being misogynistic
I did this too ahahah, but many girls have argued with him over his views. At that point though, I wasn't super interested in him, I only starting liking him when I decided to stop arguing with him. The super mean things I've done towards him I dont really want to admit.... Although I'm sure he'd look past it to fuck me or get nudes from me because that's just who he is lol, I think it's kind if funny.

And I understand how frustrating it must be for you because he does have a girlfriend and you live so far and don't know each others real identities. I'm really sorry, I know that feeling of having so little hope is really painful. I hope you are able to sleep better. I'm having trouble sleeping because of this aswell, It's really strange.

We're like the same person, lol. So many things about us are similar.
>The super mean things I've done towards him I dont really want to admit
I think it's kind of understandable to argue, men and women have issues understanding each other. I went too far though, I deeply regret the things I've said to him. I guess you can relate to that. Pretty sure I said something like he was an incel, a schizo, insulted his penis? did i do that.., called him out for being so obsessive, called him out for spending too much time arguing. Don't remember well. Something like that.
>Although I'm sure he'd look past it to fuck me or get nudes
I wish I could send him nudes, that was once a consideration, but I think I waited too long and he became much more mature. I think I respect myself more now, idk.
>And I understand how frustrating it must be for you because he does have a girlfriend and you live so far and don't know each others real identities. I'm really sorry, I know that feeling of having so little hope is really painful. I hope you are able to sleep better. I'm having trouble sleeping because of this aswell, It's really strange.
Thank you for your kind words. I hope you can find a way to connect with him. I'm sure you'd be a good girlfriend to him.

How do you femanons actually know that it's the same guy making these posts? How are you so sure you're not just attributing a collection of posts to one imaginary person?

like I said, he used to post with a name. and he invented his own words that no one else uses. he has opinions and wording that is very unique to him. every time I reply to him, I'm 100% accurate and he thinks i'm psychic. No, I just know him better than any one else (according to my delusional mind).

My guy is from a different non- anonymous social media, and as for Jow Forums he kind of made a name for himself on a different board lol. He had a picture of him in almost every post he made and it was easy to find because everyone made fun of him for one specific thing.

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>weirdest boner ever
BIG THROBBING VEINY FEARONER

The fear reflex being stalked by a dangerous predator triggers adrenaline and pushes your heart rate through the roof making your cock diamonds in the process.

A good stalker chick is like medusa for your dick.

>Tfw no girl will ever stalk me

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i hope he doesn't change his posting style or post less because he's scared of me ;_;

i just love you, i want to feel close to you, don't take away my ability to stalk you please ;__;

i'm happy enough being able to express my feelings for you and watch over you, i don't ask for anything else

>>Tfw no girl will ever stalk me
Find a black chick and steal her home grown watermelons.

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