Hookers laughing at their clients

Womens minds work like this:
>did anyone see me do the bad thing?
>no? well, it didnt happen then and I dont feel bad about it
>yes? well, you are a perv for witnessing me doing a bad thing

At first they don't realise how badly they fucked up, and after - check suicide drug/alcohol addiction stats, you will not be surprised.

This is a pretty accurate description. Women really are like this. My mom lies through her teeth and could fucking kill a man and if she got away with it, she'd consider herself innocent and like she didn't do anything. Women have no moral code.

Yeah, I bet that at first they must think it's an awesome job because they get to have a ton of money easy and without working on an office job all day, then guilt sets in and then everything starts going downhill.

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Which one of you guys did this? Own up

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Clients are needed for a hooker to exist. Two sides of the same coin

>Which one of you guys did this?
>I love milfs
>you really look like my mom
>I love incest!
Probably me desu.

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Wouldn't someone who doesn't care about slave morality not be bothered about the sheeps sexual mores and be fine being a whore ?

Well, there are men who are always going to want sex, and not all of us were lucky enough to be born as Chad.

It's not like you can't handle it with your own hands or some shit from special stores. Whores are filth I am not willing to touch, even though I too have needs.

This bitch said she wouldnt tell anyone!

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>I have had lots of different excused for clients cancelling last minute, but today I had a new one that took me by surprise.

>"Sorry I can't make the appointment but my wife and I unexpectedly had sex last night after she drank too much on her birthday. We have not had sex for over a year and there is no way I could do it again today because all my spunk has gone in my wife. I think it will be another year before we do it again so I'll rebook with you next week when my balls are full again"

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now that's very based

honestly who cares about their secret forum. they are getting pumped full of jizz and thrown out of cars for a living.

lmao. It was that CEI thing that he did. Fucking creepy lmao. Maybe it would have made sense with a femdom mistress but what he did was fucked up.

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That's kinda sad tho, never got those poor bastards who married a girl they can't even fuck enough.

Woah this forum is like another planet. I like it.

Sounds like Rich Asian Daddy who's been posting here.

thye have themental gymnastics to not see themslevs as whore, thats why we say escort or call girl or whatever. Their job is to provide a sexual sevices they dont have more compassion than regular roasties

Posting in a based thread. Who has more screenshots?

Seconding this, post more hooker stories.

weirdos deserve to be laughed at. these women will probably die of aids soon so who cares

I don't think she understands just how small this penis is.

nobody dies from aids nowadays, thanks science. they'll find a beta who take caare of them, some even have husband.

Lads I am gonna take the plunge and see a whore. How do I get through it all without spaghetti, share wisdom please. I really want to eat her box too.

luckily on this website they already posted all the awkward and weird things other men do

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This dude deserves mockery though

Yes yes incels. Do not pay, stay virgins.

Haha
Thanks for the tip OP
Guess those with social anxiety like me are fucked
God I wish I didn't give a fuck about others

you gaylord, this video isn't up anymore, it looks good

anyway who the fuck cares about what actual hookers say about clients behind their back? they're just holes or objects to fulfill your weird desires, their opinions on literally anything means absolutely nothing.

This is why you buy a sex doll instead

Hahaha. That brings back memories.
I had diarrhea whilst with a hooker once. Best-worst night of my life.
>Be 19, sick of being a virgin
>Went to a gentlemans club, got a lapdance, loved it
>Plenty of hookers in that bar, all with apartments close by
>Before I know it I was seeing a new one once a month
>Finally work around to the cute asian one who was excited when I picked her
>"Omg I've heard about you, finally you talked to me! making the rounds huh? is it payday? hahaha!"
>Agree on terms, go to her apartment, get comfortable
>In hookers apartment, feel my stomach rumbling, trying to ignore it
>It was actually payday, my coworkers and I usually go out for drinks after work
>On this particular night we went to a bar and had burritos from the truck parked outside
>Huge mistake
>We get into it, things are going great, stomach is bothering me though, very painful in my abdomen
> I'm on top, pumping hard
> Pain is increasing but I'm ignoring it, just want to bust a nut inside this fantastic asian girl
>She's panting, she's moaning, "oh baby, oh my god, ooooooh! oooowwwww-mmmmmm"
>About to cum, suddenly my ass betrays me
>As I'm cumming hard, my sphincter releases a molten hot torrent of mexican shit
>I'm moaning hard while I'm cumming, but it was about half that, half the relief from the pain
>My shit was gushing out, hot, thick, chunky shit all over her legs, splashing onto my balls and her pussy.
>Immediately she pulls herself up off my dick and screams "oh my god what the fuck!", she looks down and her legs and crotch are speckled with shit
>I'm kneeling on the bed, in a pool of shit
>My heart is beating out of my chest
>I'm panicking, my release has immediately been overshadowed by my misdeed, she's just staring at me, horrified.
> Suddenly she begins wretching and runs for the bathroom
>I get up, throw my clothes on, throw 300 on the dresser (100+i'm sorry money, poor bitch needs a new mattress after that)
>Book it, never go back to that club
memories

>that small talk after fucking a hookers where youre getting dressed
>they ask me why I don't just have a gf

Every time

kek
I doubt she bought a new mattress, more like she used some wipes and freshener spray.

nah, that shit was 30 percent chunks and 70 percent ass-water, no amount of febreeze was getting that out of her mattress. my ass was wet the whole time I was running home. and it was acidic as fuck thanks to the beer and spices. I had to throw those jeans afterwards.

>They do realize that they're literal WHORES and this means they're the lowest of the low, right? There's a reason why when people want to curse women, they call them whores, and these people literally are just that. Whores.
nice slave morality you got there

this user gets it

>I really want to eat her box too.
holy shit dude wtf is wrong with you? that is literally the last thing you should do with a whore, the phreak swallowing his own cum is a step above you

screencaped. nice story
what country is this?

>>they ask me why I don't just have a gf
seriously?
are you not ugly?

>not using it as a chance for a freebie

I can't believe you wouldn't apologize profusely and stay to help clean up, jesus dude. 200 bucks definitely doesn't cover the trauma of having to do that.

t. Shat on hooker

Dude just like stop caring about others
Wtf are you retarded or something

>message her with all necessary info, be polite and straightforward, not flirty
>when you turn up don't immediately start groping her, hand the money over, she'll probably ask you to have a shower (do it)
>don't constantly try and jam your tongue down her throat when kissing
>same goes for oral, don't go crazy mashing your tongue around
>don't ask for bareback, even if joking, or anything else she won't do (like anal)
>don't try and overstay your time
>don't ask for a discount because you're poor, you're attractive, you went down on her, etc
>don't say you love her

dude... just... DUDE... hahaha

>never got those poor bastards who married a girl they can't even fuck enough.
Normally it evolves into the "full year without sex", it doesn't start that way.
Starts with only once or twice a week, then get slightly worse, until you get to no sex for a year, by that time you've lived with the woman for a couple of years at least and if there's something the human mind loves is a sense of security.
The sexless marriage is secure, going out there and risking finding another one that is the same shit is risky and wasteful.

>I had a guy see me twice - terribly posh guy. The second time I had just moved to my new flat.

>When he came in he looked around and said, "Wow... I'm investing in a block of flats very similar to this. How did you get this flat? I need to know how to screen girls like you out!"
>I just laughed at him and said that on paper I present as a perfectly ordinary person and there's nothing he could do about it.
>Weirdo.

Yeah, the fucking weirdo...he should be completely fine with a fucking whore house functioning on his property.

Absolutely disgusting. Thanks for the screencap

Surely he'd have legal action he could take thinking about it. Even if you ignore the impact is has on other tenants, renting a space for a business is very different from renting a residence, and a whore doing in calls is very much a business.

Nah, I wasn't going to do that to her, dumb chicks are basically nothing but a walking pussy, the smartest of those dumb chicks sell their pussy, there's nothing wrong with that. They're basically providing a service to unfortunate fuckers like me or you who don't stand a chance in the dating game.

I wasn't going to fuck her over, it wasn't about the mattress, it was about not being scummier than I already view myself.

Nah fuck that, I'm scum, if she was even half as smart as she should be to be a hooker she should have thrown that mattress out of her window and fucked in a hotel room until she got a new one delivered.

You're welcome? Why you uploading those caps to sport? Reddit?

over and over and over again for an hour? no

Literally every profession that deals with customers have forums like this where they complain and laugh at the particularly stupid ones of said customers. There's nothing special about prostitutes or customers of prostitutes, they're just humans dealing with humans, like the rest of us.

>be me, cis straight male
>work in tech-related shit
>laugh my literal ass off femclients wasting insane amount of money over ridicolously simple things correctly and plainly described in the user manual
>always pokerface and emotionless when a new femclient barges in asking to ''''repair'''' her shit

Yes, everyone laughs at their clients.
I guess whores just do the same.

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Yeah, but I'd say it's slightly different with prostitutes. Their clientele are almost exclusively emotionally vulnerable and inexperienced people that it just seems kinda mean spirited. I'd (hopefully) never go to a prostitute but for guys who do I'm sure this kind of thing seems a lot like finding out your therapist is laughing at you.
That said, I know sex workers don't exactly have the best job in the world and a lot of their clients are probably assholes, but I think there's probably a lot of guys for whom this is the exact reason they go to prostitutes instead of just dating.

find some asian whore house, lots of them come fresh from china so they don't speak your language. They will ask you how money are you going to pay, you pay and fuck. No conversations.

>woe and behold
I wonder if she actually messed that up, if it was an autocorrect issue, or if it's some sort of meme specific to their forum.

Women rights are a spook

I use to live with a prostitute. She use to make fun of guys all the time after fucking them. Its silly because she calls them pathetic and losers for paying for sex while simultaneously doing the things with these men that makes them pathetic losers

Well she really shouldn't bring up just how small his little fella is

Based, you turned her into actual shit, not just figurative whore shit.

>don't constantly try and jam your tongue down her throat when kissing
>same goes for oral, don't go crazy mashing your tongue around
if he is kissing and going down on a hooker he already fucked up, user