Failed high school equivalent multiple times

>failed high school equivalent multiple times
>don't wanna work low tier shit jobs with no future for the rest of my life
>can't even get one for that matter
>grandiose visions and strive for a better future
feels like if I'm accepting that I'll never achieve a higher education or find a plan out I'll take the final acceptance pill and acknowledge that life is pretty much fucked for all future and I refuse to accept this

How to overcome a shit tier existence robots?!
And no NEETing is not an option anymore..

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dude I hate to be the one to bring bad news... but you need to bite the bullet and either go into a trade apprenticeship or community college for health or IT.

honestly if you don't do anything... you will be guaranteed to wake up 10 years from now in the same spot. where you could have been 8 years in a nice job, meeting people, making enough money to be somebody. im 39. im close to getting an associates. trust me. nothing falls in your lap.

Ok how can you dress your cute daughter like that and get mad when someone gets a boner when she sits on my lap.

If you just want high pay with low education requirements, sales is definitely the way to go.

>go into a trade apprenticeship or community college for health or IT.
I don't qualify to go into any nor the economic backing tho

I guess but you have to get hired first and have the ambition to find some decent sales job

right. meaning you need to take the pre-requisite classes. everybody has to do that shit. im telling you man, its not going to get easy some day. you either do it now or do it then, or never do it, and end up broke as fuck.

>paying an institution to tell you what you can and cannot do
played urself

you are beyond stupid. those community college 2 year degrees teach you info tech or medical skills to get actual careers.

I don't give a fuck about you, but I thought since you were whining maybe you wanted actual suggestions. apparently you don't and you just want to continue to pretend to be a victim. well, go fuck yourself then idiot.

Assuming you are willing to do physical labor you should go into industrial fishing or work on an oil rig. You get paid a ton and nobody cares about your social skills. It's good for you because it pays so well not because of qualifications but because you go for several months without seeing a female, which doesn't really affect you anyways.

>you are beyond stupid. those community college 2 year degrees teach you info tech or medical skills to get actual careers.
imagine being this mad you have to pay someone to tell you what you can do. disgusting. have fun asking how high when the company you work for demands you jump.

Not op

I know edu is a safe way and pretty much required but I've failed school so many times I'm at the point of completely abandoning it so I don't have to think about it anymore and can go forward in other ways
Eu citizen here and also I can't take any loans to support myself for this.

to test which one of us is the most stupid, how about you apply for 100 jobs with your resume of "no experience, no education"

see how far that gets you. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

So how many spots are there for people with actual no qualifications? How would a person not being hired to work at retail get a job in some foreign oil rig

no, you need to realize college is different than public mandatory school. the mandatory shit is lame and weak and meaningless. in college you get awesome teachers who love their subject and love to teach. its so much better man.

theres no organizations to help you go to school? surely there must be. even if you must pretend to be homeless. think hard.

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I've done that and it's not good. Except I have some prior jobs listed and I have to lie More about my edu. I've gotten to interviews multiple times but fail to get hired and I've also fucked up phone interviews not lying hard enough about my edu.
And yes it's suicide to search for a job without any relevant education lol

You could start a YT channel

>see how far that gets you.
why would i do that when i'm the owner?
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah
cope

who's "the most stupid" now?

Unless you're an engineer literally the only qualifications are not being a cripple and convincing the guy hiring you you wont run away on your one break weekend. They have a huge turnover so you should get hired unless your below 140 pounds or above 250.

We don't have a direct translation of college but no it's not awesome and it sucks badly too. Also not mandatory

Well its free mostly and you can apply but I have no way of supporting myself before I get a job. Also considering not even trying anymore because past failures

Not op. But I would considering starting a business. One of the only ways out of this hell. But I'm too retarded currently and no cash

True but too retarded and it's kinda late to get into that game. No passion either

Alright fampai where do I apply

owner of shit licking retards inc.

yeah I hear you. well one thing you could always do to relieve your stress is just go homeless. buy a nice backpack and a few pairs of clothes/socks/underwear and live in a shelter and try to get hired during the daytime. and eat and sleep there at night. ive seen tons of people do it.

Thank god for wellfarebux tho so it ain't this bad yet