Tfw accidentally smacked teens ass at the library with my hat

>tfw accidentally smacked teens ass at the library with my hat

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Could be worse
>Be me
>Last weekend
>At club in my college town
>In the middle of the moshpit with insufferable normie edm playing
>I'm drunk so its ok
>Girl starts dancing on me
>I go along with it
>one thing leads to another and vigorously make out
>get really handsy
>afterwards pull her aside to a quieter area, buy her a drink
>go with my go to starter question "so what sorority are you in"
Turns out she was at orientation and she was only 17
I'm 20 so I got out of there very fast

So yeah statutory sexual assault. She was into it though so I don't think I'm gonna get in trouble

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You'er a fucking faggot go kys you degnerate

Is that how the american law works?

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Most states have the age of consent set at 16, a within 4 years of age consent law, or both. This dude's just a faggot.

Literally just look at her and say "oh shit, im sorry"

Do you think they care? She probably liked it too

you forgot to add "see you later virgins" and put that hat in your safe.

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I feel like this greentext would be better without the "tfw".

how do people get by in states where age of consent is 18+

Lmao how can you get in trouble for accidentally touching a girl who is already 17? Shits legal in most states and no one would ever care anyway.

>20yo cant fuck 17yo old without getting arested
>psychopaths can buy automatic guns without problems
>the absolute state of amerimutt laws

thats not how consent works user, if you're over 18 anything under is illegal, but 17yo can consent with other 17yo's

Retard, we're aware of that, this guy said he was 20 with a 17 year old

Please vacate the board, normalfriend.

How does it feel to be a rapist

I'm not in any legal trouble anons lmao
I should have been more clear
The girl hasn't said anything about it, I got her snap and I'll hit her up in a month or so after her birthday

ALSO she was in said club with a 21+ overband so if anything happens I have that to prove my innocence

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>ALSO she was in said club with a 21+ overband so if anything happens I have that to prove my innocence
That isn't a valid defense against statutory crimes in any state except connecticut and oregon, oddly enough. To specify, 48 states still place burden on you to prove 18+ status, and a minor having a "21+ wristband" or being in a 18/21 and over area isn't good enough proof.

I'm in florida so I'm safe.

REGARDLESS, She wants my dick. So I'll just make her wait another month.

sorry to say, but you quite specifically aren't

If you wait until she's 18 to do anything sexual with her you're a pussy

>psychopaths can buy automatic guns without problems
mfw psychopaths have thousands of dollars to spend on a firearm made before 1986, somehow pass the extensive backround check, get all the atf paperwork, and pay hundreds of dollars a year just to own a weapon that shoot fast. There is a reason nobody gets murdered with a fucking machine gun. Not to mention less than 100 people get murdered by armalite rifle fifteens every year. Most murders are commited by tyrone and jose with their stolen/smuggles firearms.

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>MUH NIGGERS

Gang violence and drug related shootings are irrelevant here. Both of these things are caused by decades of blatantly racist laws and each is declining. What we should be afraid of is random mass shootings (not 4+ bullshit, I'm talking double digits) that are almost always committed by mentally ill cumskins. If you're white, money isn't hard to get, the white firearm seller will barely skim your BC, and the atf paperwork will go through as long as you check off the correct box in the race/ethnicity section. Go outside you stupid faggot cracker