What was your first time smoking weed like? I just laughed my ass off between freestyling to rap beats

Didn't affect me in the slightest.
Pretty sure it was because I did it wrong. I think I was sucking the smoke into my stomach instead of inhaling it into my lungs. Second time was better, but inhaling through a stick felt so uncomfortable and unnatural that I never bothered to do it again.

thats bullshit that you dont feel it the first time LOL

I just couldn't stop laughing at nothing and was stumbling around like I was drunk, now its just boring

my cousin gave me a shotgun hit,
i remember feeling comfy enough to sleep but wanted to stay awake to enjoy it
took a real hit later and felt the same but more intense

your cousin shotgunned you?? Were y'all sexy in other ways?

it was basically a multi-hour panic attack

It was on halloween so no one was home. I holed out in my closet with an apple pipe and my kind of low grade shit, a lamp, stereo, some cds, and started chilling. I started coming up and feeling good thinking this is alright, though I felt slightly anxious doing it alone. then over 10 minutes in it really hit me and I was stoned. felt like I was walking through the clouds, then met the most beautiful woman. then I saw an image of myself in social situations failing and I forgave myself earnestly for being that way. It was nice. I listened to 3 CDs just letting my thoughts wander, still in the closet. then after I put the radio on and Van Halen's Jump was on and in that moment it was most fun fucking thing I had ever heard and I was jamming out to it even though I normally don't like Van Halen. After I got out I fucked with Trick or Treaters by putting the porch light on and off for shits and giggles.

Pretty sure my first time weed was either laced(though why would anyone do that), or it was some cheap synthetic like spice. i remember not feeling in control of my thoughts,feeling itchy all over my body, i even remember just walking in a circle for 10 minutes. Second time was more akin to weed though.

wait shotgunning is sexual? Shit i did that with my straight bros. Just us 5 bros in a circle, with one bro in the middle shotgunning us.

Was smoking at a friends house with a mutual and some rando I think he worked with.

Got high af off a few hits of a powerade grab, and sat on the bed slightly leaning back and forth, just basking in that warm glow, and my throat tasted like lemon/felt like honey. Start just dying laughing about nothing, and friend's mom comes in. She's drunk, takes a look at me, and starts dying herself. I laugh even harder, causing her to laugh harder, and this goes on for what felt like 10 mins, so maybe more like 3. She leaves eventually and we start bullshiting, mutual is wrapped up in a blanket yelling random shit which cracked me up. After I don't know how long we all head out to kitchen/living area and the mom has a bottle of vodka and bottle of rum, asks "wanna take burning shots?"
We of course say fuck yeah, buddy goes first, then rando, and when mutual goes to slam his it gets all over his shirt and he's on fire for a sec. This obviously kills me, and it takes me a minute to get to mine. I down mine and we decide to keep going but fuck the flame, and much after this is fuzzy though I remember feeling fucking excellent,blanking out for a bit, I'm in the living area again just pacing in a circle stopping here and there to look in the mirror, then continuing. Blank out again, now I'm sitting in the floor cross cross and there's now son fat bitch looking at me. Apparently his coworker, we all continue smoking, someone rolled a few jays that were being passed around, somebody made a fucking dip can pipe that's also in rotation, and every now and then somebody decides to ninja load the grab without anybody noticing and screams "Who wants a FUCKING bowl"

Good times 10/10 would do again, preferably with another friend though, mutual cool af but the "host" has stole from me/jipped me way too much

you're a faggot
he exhaled a through a paper towel roll into my hand that was cupped over my nose and i inhaled the smoke as it lifted out of it

depends how you do it
you're supposed to be almost lip to lip with a girl but with a dude you need some sort of object between you for it to not be gay

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>doesn't know how to inhale at first
>"everybody else MUST be as retarded as me"

First time I ever smoked was when I was 12 my friend who had just came back from Chicago was staying at his cousins atm and asked if I wanted to try it I told him ofc, so we went back to my house and smoked half a joint and a blunt outside at midnight on a january night. was the most peaceful experience smoking I had the munchies and ate some pizza hut 10/10 would do again

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>you're a faggot
Hey man, you got shotgunned by your cousin, not me.
It's done mouth to mouth 99% of the time.

I dropped my glasses when my friend, who got me stoned, chased and tackled me in the street. My replacement cost $300 between prescription, frames and glass.

Was not a smoker for a while after that.

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i made myself beleive that i telepathically talked with my friends for 2 hours while listening to jesus and the mary chain

I watched Wall-E shortly afterwards and got real emotional. Probably a stupid idea.

Didn't really feel much of anything besides that tho. Just thought the movie was deep. Haven't watched it since to know if I was retarded or whatever.

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It's originally fucking overrated

I pretended to be high cause it wasn't working and I didn't want it to be a lame time for everyone

Felt amazing and euphoric. Then I started using it heavily every single day. I started hearing things inside my head like there was the constant background noise of a concert or something but I couldn't turn it down. I couldn't hear what the fuck anyone was saying I was so distracted by the noise. Also had really fucking weird thoughts that in retrospect were delusional. Thought sometimes 100% that at any moment I was going to be burglarised lmao. I used to sit and watch outside my window for legit hours watching what I thought were police in the bushes with radios. But it felt good and relaxing so I just kept using it. Would literally give me a panic attack 50% of the time and I continued to use it every day for years because I had nothing else in my life at the time.

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