>come home
>gf is sleeping on couch
>turn off tv
>kiss her on her forehead
>she wakes up
>princess carry her to bed
>tuck her in
>get dinner ready for when she wakes up to dinner
I really can't leave my gf...
Come home
David Jackson
Jaxon Reyes
Does she enjoy being treated that way
Liam Rogers
Of course not; she's just using him for a place to sleep and free meals while she hunts for Chad's cock.
Of course she does you bumbling buffoon. People here are so delusional.
Daniel Wood
My gf doesnt work. I always find it really cute when I come home in the morning and shes exactly like how you described
Levi Ramirez
I'd be tired too after the workout Chad gave me all night.
Logan Peterson
Stop youre giving me a fucking erection. Goddamn thats hot
Adam Carter
Am I supposed to be jealous of you? It sounds like you're the woman.
Tyler Fisher
I wish I could lift my gf.
Michael Phillips
Checker twice to see if I still was on Jow Forums
Honestly I don't even care anymore my idea of a relationship died 250 years ago.
David Lee
I wish I had a gf
OC
Asher Adams
I wish I could get dubs at least. Wow ...
Daniel Mitchell
>asked for dubs
>gets trips
You must be a lucky dude.
Justin Hall
Nope. I am the man. Gf is depressed she is pregnant and was thinking about abortion. I stopped her.
Nathaniel Mitchell
I've assessed the situation, and I'm going to check these trips.
Grayson Brown
>come home
>gf is sleeping on couch
>turn off tv
>pretends to still be sleeping, doesn't say hello
>move over to stand by her head
>fart audibly and with gusto
>that aught to move her
>make a cup of tea just for me
I really can't leave my gf...
Zachary Hughes
You're still the woman in the relationship
James Powell
>instead of her waking up
>i wake up
Jacob Watson
I like to fart when she put her head over the blanket.
Benjamin Gomez
Great work, Bateman.
Carter Hill
>I stopped her
I feel bad for her
Nathaniel Ortiz
leave my fucking board noww