I can't fucking stand it. My 33rd birthday is next week and I have nothing to fucking show for it...

I can't fucking stand it. My 33rd birthday is next week and I have nothing to fucking show for it. I don't own a car (or even have my driver's license for that matter, never held a job apart from a 2 week stint at Target, and am still living with mom and dad. Life has fucking sucked and I can't escape this hell. This random 19 year old I found talks like a ghetto piece shit, looks like shit, but still has 2 cars and his own apartment, it's not fucking fair. youtube.com/watch?v=cwAy-3i_L4M

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you havent done fucking anything with your pathetic life but its unfair that someone else has cars and an apartment? explain you logic

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I knew I was destined for so much more, and I feel there are still chances for me to become a success. It fucking boils my blood that spic zoomer is living the life while I'm left to fester. How the hell can't I make money but he can?

>I was born in a first world country with supportive parents and had a shot at life, yet I chose to be a fucking parasite
>fuck the world, this is unfair

Whats unfair is that your parents havent turned you out to the streets like they should.

youve never had a job you fucking retard, why are you surprised you dont have money? did you mother drink when you were in the womb?

You should try lifting for four fucking years

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Hes a white American manbaby though, where is his six figure job as a craft beer sampler?

Because making actual money that could warrant me to own a home and other random shit and I could at least appear as a normie, but oh no I'm the fucking weirdo. Nobody would give me a shot, and the only chances for work that would take me is manual labor or retail hell but that is a terrible strain on me for barely any money

destiny is complete and utter bullshit you will never amount to anything with this fucking attitude. you are in this position entirely because of yourself.

>Lives adult life through age 33 without having a job
>Permanent vacation except for one two week stint
>WAHHHHHHHH LIFE IS UNFAIR

Nigger you've been fed, clothed, doctored, and sheltered WITHOUT WORKING for your entire life and you're 33!

your impotent rage and tears are delicious

t. gainfully employed engineer with house, money, car, etc.

>I want money but Im somehow better than the only jobs that I could actually do

I cant fucking wait for your parents to die and for you to be homeless, you miserable nothing.

>this is the average Trump supporter
>he will probably blame spics, muslims, and china for his self-inflicted predicament

I'm 23 but am exactly the same and will be the same as you in 10 years. How come so many people can do things and have active lively lives? for me it's just not even possible.

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>>this is the average Trump supporter

No, this is the average Yang supporter.

How dare you, go fuck yourself. I'm trying to look for a way to probably make money passively from home instead of grueling over some minium wage job that would ruin me mentally and physically and most of the money would be sent to bullshit taxes and I can never move on.

>implying there's any difference between the two anymore

>28
>2 years cummulative work exp
>never made more than 16/hr
>not a virgin
>drive grandmas 91' honda

are you at least not a virgin?

>I'm trying to look for a way to probably make money passively from home

>"I want to make money without working"

See, I told you - Yang supporter.

>passive income with no skills or work exp
cmon man. thats ridiculous

>Cushy guberment jerb
>Just bought new car last week
>Gearing up for a vacation somewhere (Probably somewhere tropical with tons of booze)
>Looking to be grossing over 100k this year from sweet sweet OT
>autistic as fuck
>ugly as fuck
You literally have no excuse OP. You're just pathetic

I know people do it, I always pass by videos on youtube of young people "flexing" their money and their source of income is just some online bullshit that somehow makes them rich. I want a fucking slice of the pie so I can have my own place and have something to show

they had to work for that you autistic genetic waste.

Sadly still a virgin, wanted to try Tinder but I'm pretty nervous to show my face and name. I even fucking tried E-dating on discord but I was turned away from bullshit like having a weird voice or being of a low rank on some bullshit servers. It's fucking crazy man

>I know people do it, I always pass by videos on youtube of young people "flexing" their money and their source of income is just some online bullshit that somehow makes them rich. I want a fucking slice of the pie so I can have my own place and have something to show

You should form a media company called Prestige Worldwide

You're just a sad, pathetic loser. Most of those guys on youtube have either:
>Inherited a ton of it and pad out their income off camera
>Have something entertaining to offer that nets them some dosh (IE Actual work involved)
>Are smart at investing (See first point as well)
The fact that you're mad that people are better than you, and instead of doing something about it you cry to a bunch of robots while mommy makes you some more tendies.

I agree with I honestly can't wait for that moment as well

Tell me some more generic trahs reddit advice please.

>Tell me some more generic trahs reddit advice please.

OK the bait is getting better now.

No I suffered an injury in my 20s and using any kind of free weights seriously hurts me.

Whaddup! Homeowning engineers in the house!

Piss off, instead of giving me some tips you rub your status to a random man online, how fucking dare you. Useless and vile

here's a tip: get off your fat ass, man the fuck up, get a job, and start paying your bills you nigger

>instead of giving me some tips

OP you have to spend money to make money. I would suggest getting together whatever money you have, and stealing money from yourr parents - including taking their credit cards and running up cash advances on them. Then buy online advertising to let people know about your media company, Prestige Worldwide. You'll take off in no time!

yea you're screwed. you need to get a job and hold it, if nothing else to give you a sense of urgency about how badly you need to catch up. im 28 and haven't amount to shit but i realize im just too lazy to actually work hard or have a career so im probably gonna buy a trailer home in colorado and work for 16-20/hr pt time and uhhhh i dunno

how have your parents not evicted you?

>I googled like four times and I cant do any of this shit and wont learn how, why the FUCK am I not rich despite doing nothing for anyone?

KYS

Well fine. I've been bullied and ripped apart here, I can take that. I just hate that you fuckers can't give a desperate guy any actual info besides flashing your oh so fabulous life at me. It's really fucking low and really shows your true colors

make sure to livestream your eventual suicide

listen pal. its objectively pathetic. even if you were living paycheck to paycheck and self supporting i wouldn't have anything to say, but you're probably close to half dead and you've worked 2 weeks out of your entire life? thats fucking insane. your parents are failures

do you at least have a degree or any licenses/qualifications/education?

lol of course he doesnt

Associates degree from the local Community College, I toyed with the idea of transfering after 2 years to get a degree in something but it cost so much money for something that might not even serve me.

>Associates degree from the local Community College
what was your major/specialization?

The reason why no one has given you any actual advice is because people either think this is low quality bait (Which is probably is) or any advice that may be given is going to be refuted because you've already made it PERFECTLY CLEAR in this thread that you're too lazy and pathetic to do any ACTUAL work for a good lifestyle and instead you just want to sit on your fat ass and have money roll in.

same boat as you, a bit younger, and maybe even worse off. but at least i have the mental clarity to know that its my own fault and that i dont try. jesus, user, look at yourself

>you just want to sit on your fat ass and have money roll in.
in fairness, who wouldn't want that. You'd be insane not to. it's just that its not an option that's on offer for most people.

I did some work with IT and stuff, it's been a while so I can't really remember all the details tell ya the truth. I honestly given some thought to maybe working in some kinda tech department at some bussiness or school, I just have anxiety that I'll be shooed away for not having certification or my worst fear, I get the job but I don't know what to do and I'm fired when they can see through my lack of experience.

And true, but most of us aren't a pants on head autist that knows this is unrealistic

IT is LITERALLY the easiest industry to get your foot into.
I have ZERO certs and I managed a cushy job. Bone up on your cisco, bullshit the rest, and stop being such a dumb fucking pussy and realize that you can learn on the job.

What do you do in your day to day and how long is your work day?

I work in a NOC (Network Operations Center).
Basically I keep an eye on the monitoring software that tells us if network devices are up and if certain services/software is running on the servers.
If something goes tits up, we do some basic trouble shooting and if we can't get it to work, we shuffle it along to tier 3.
My work week is a typical 8 hour a day, with rotating on call support that gets billed at double time.
So it's super easy shit to do, with minimal experience. It just requires a bit of nose to the grindstone (Had to pad my resume out with some internships and co-ops and also getting under paid to work at a small IT start up).

i heard overnight NOC technicians are basically babysitting server farms overnight. true? and if so, what did you do to get that job

How much do you clear after taxes and what state do you live in?

We're pretty much the same OP, you have three years on me though.
I'm assuming you have multiple psychological issues like me that keep you from participating in society.
I want to be a normal well adjusted person and participate in society, but just can't keep my shit together.

>I was destined for so much more

AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHASHHAH

fucking millennials BTFO

HE REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS SPECIAL. WHAT DID YOU BELIEVE YOUR MOMMY?

Lol why would you week advice from these spineless pussies? You think any of them would say any of this the same way in real life? Lmao I don't think so.

What a bunch of normalshit scum, fucking lul
Dude just slave away for fifty years like the rest of us, sheep
You're fine OP

Life will suck even more when you become homeless and im stalking you i your sleep at
night.

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Why wait until I'm homeless?