Baby name thread

What would you name your kids, user?
>First and middle name for a boy:
>First and middle name for a girl:
>Names you would never agree to:

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probably sebastian and emily just from the top of my head

I would pick really cool names.
If I had a boy, I would name him Wojtech because it just sounds and looks awesome. If I had a girl I would name her Anastasia because it sounds very regal and elegant. (slavic names are epic)

>Boys name
Probably something like Apollo, because I like Greek mythology
>Girls name
Something common, but not pornstar sounding, like Elizabeth or Patricia

>Wojtech
Poor kid.

>name for a boy
Tristan or Nero
>name for a girl
Mary
>names you would never agree to
Lucca, Lucas and any of its variations. I fucking despise Lucca.

I know Sarah would definitely be my daughters name. And maybe Eric for my son. Dont know for middle name, might just do my own name for the lols.

No clue what first names I'd give the poor bastard, but "August" is a pretty swell middle name in my eyes

Son would have to be Milton
Daughter, would be thrown to the wolves
I would never agree to kyle as a name

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Google"first date comic meme". The original is in Spanish though, so I cant be of much more help

I knew a Kyle. Just like the memes. He ended up living in his car while his ex and their son lived in the house with her new boyfriend. I heard he killed himself last year, but I don't know if that's true or not.

>naming your daughter Stacy

>Slavic names are epic

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fuck middle names
>Samuel
>Alice

>Jesse
>Selene

>Alexander
>Seras

>John
>Clare

>any zoomer or normalfag name

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I really like the name Waylon for a boy because of Waylon jennings. If I have a girl, then Vada (pronounced vay-duh). I like the name vada but people might think I like Star Wars or something. Never even watched it

I actually like that name, why is it a meme? Used to have a big crush on a Kyle.

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Because it's a generic white guy name that cropped up at the right time for the internet generation to use it, and since there's so many young, white kyles there's a statistically high probability that you know at least one angry white guy named Kyle.

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If I had a son I would probably name him after my dad Bruce with middle name Anthony.

For a daughter maybe like Eleanore, Adeleine or Angelique, or something like an elegant sounding scandinavian or british name. Not sure about her middle name though. Maybe something like one syllable name so her first middle and last can rolled off the tongue easy.

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Also names I would never agree to would be nigger sounding names or other shitskin sounding ones.

>Boys name
[doesnt matter] [family middle name]
>Girls name
Delia [doesnt matter]

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Chad, Stacy

I've always thought that if I ever had a son I would name him Niko. If it was a girl, I would just let the wife pick, idgaf.

Velouria for a girl I like the pixies song

i like Vincent and Ophelia

I know full name since i would not follow last name inheritance.
Gustaf Erik Jakobsson if a boy
Sigrid Akarviol Jakobsdotter

none of you deserve to have children

theodore. unsure of middle name. not naming after theodore roosevelt i just like the name
arwen for a girl
i wouldn't use a name from another culture or language. i also wouldn't name my children after me

I'd name the son Chad and the daughter Stacy. Maybe luck could finally be on my side and grant them the potentially good genes hidden in my ancestor's DNA. (ones that I never got)

Girls name -
Mi(y)a

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boy = Hokage
girl = Lain

>none of you deserve to have children
Why in particular?

Names for a boy have to sound manly otherwise he'll grow up an incel with no self confidence. Chad, Brad, Bruce, Brock, Bryce, Hunter, Tanner etc.
For daughters I'd name them a traditional feminine name in the hopes that they grow up traditionally feminine. Maybe Angelica, Rose, Bernice, Callista or Eleanor.

I fucking hate kids, but if I SOMEHOW have 1 (don't think I have to worry still a kissless virgin) I like to think I'd love them and try to do my best, but I can barely take care of myself
>Abigail Ontero >last name< for a girl
>I don't know why but I love this name and whenever I make their name Abigail
>For dude I have no clue on first name, but for the middle I'd give him mine, because my "dad" (mostly no negativity with the quotes intended) did the same
Tho my dad's middle name is misspelled lmao I'd give him the "correct" spelling like mine is
>would never agree on a French name unless it sounds exceptionally cool
Now that that's out of the way, breeding is immoral so I better not find myself being a hypocrite

Boy: Guy
Girl: Isobel

Vro I had some best buddies back in high school
>one a Japanese dude, the other your average white dude
>White guy's middle name: Guy
>Jap's middle name: Thomas
Sorry if only I find that funny but wanted to bring it up since your post reminded me kek

>First and middle name for a boy: Henri Martin
>First and middle name for a girl: Phyllis India (Phil)
>Names you would never agree to: Hannah, Arvin, Nathali(e/a), Brandon, Lawrence

Bump cause this a cool thread

Without the (y) is it my-ah? Like the pronunciation I mean

>naming your kid after a different man you used to have a crush on
yep, it's a woman alright.