/britfeel/

If you want to burn a load of ugly fat just set yourself on fire

>fat>ugly
>no job
>no mates
>no reason to get out of bed in the morning

wew

love watching dirty little thieves getting caught and beat up

>because it looks good as fuck on Tim

Can't see the barbour / nautical link and it looks shit on Tim but yeah get one.

Might start developing my own cartoon style. I've always wanted to, but never really started.

I have a job, that's a reason to get out of bed

Why yes, I do enjoy jigsaw puzzles, how could you tell?

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mummy often does a jigsaw in the afternoon

Your nose is so fucked up mate i dont blame you getting placcy surg. in fact i've to go and deal with two paki hotel owners taht have reminded me how much i hate pakis. i'm going to batter them and break teh windows

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That's a cute little meal, user.

Finally, something vaguely resembling support

Learing I wanna be adored on guitar lads

how many citys you been to CEX in now after yesterdays triumphs lad

On the contrary, most of us want you to go to Turkey to get your nose fixed which will somehow change your gender (not sure of the science behind it, you're the expert).
It's totally risk-free and will be a great success, I bet.

Rochdale
Aberdeen
Manchester
Lancaster
Bradford
Leeds

The nose will make me feel better about myself and help me to pass

who is that ugly fucker

/britfeel/ News, front page headline
>Six CeX Success for Sex-Bending Simpleton

You know what Moni, I would truly respect you if you got your cock amputated.

That shows real intent and true devotion to your perceived gender.

strawpoll.me/18264337
>strawpoll.me/18264337
strawpoll.me/18264337

>originally

Hope that's not robot evasion fren.

Whopping a pair of tits on ya and getting your knob cut off will make you pass even more.

I love my cisgender boyfriend
Moni will never know this feel

HONK

everythings gone to shit again lads

Forgot to add image

Thanks shippy!!

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>ugly
Lmao 2/10 would not bang sharp knees

Moni is a total babe and if she lived near Devon wedge dating.

The correct term is acquired gender. Use your words more carefully you fascist pig

Shippy explain.
First the pro noncing.
Then sending pizzas to Tim.
Now you're fucking cola?

Are you going through a crisis?

>Use your words more carefully you fascist pig

There are TWO genders ONLY. You mentally ill cunt.

shippy can get fucked now. fucking vile NONCE

That's it mate. If you can't get your language right I'm gonna have to lock you up you fascist monster

Don't listen to the hate, listen to your heart.
You should go for it, you look good now but after you're going to look great. All the boys here will want to date you, I know some from the discord who are already eyeing you up but too scared to make a move because of the backlash.

Cause I heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the fourth of July

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Poley is not interested in passing as a female, he just wants attention at any cost.
When a little girl once addressed Poley as female on a train, Poley corrected her in an arsey manner.

Learnt I wanna be adored on guitar lads

Imagine recording all the cities cex shops you've been to and talking about it like it's an achievement.
That's Yasin making YouTube videos of his cex hauls tier.

>That's Yasin making YouTube videos of his cex hauls tier.
Gutted that he's removed them

Good job, lad. What are you gonna learn next?

Do you think you'll ever get your penis amputated like a real girl?

I wish my handwriting was that neat

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Once the technology advances

yep. would be splitting my time between 3 different minecraft worlds but i could do it

Hammond and May try to build Lego cars while downing shots

youtube.com/watch?v=TxU4pj8l3N4

Non-bongs will not be able to parse this sentence. You're not an infiltrator, are you?

>Cor, me nob's a proper pongy whiff on!

life isnt science fiction. it will never advance. might as well ask for immortality to be real

stupid trannies

I just washed it this morning

Tip for any lads out there with a OnePlus phone (6T in my case): Settings>Security & lock screen>Emergency rescue>Emergency call trigger and set it to Disable.
Otherwise pressing power 5 times (3 times on some) in a short enough span of time automatically dials 911 (which reverts to 999) as I just found out. Don't want anyone else doing it and figuratively shitting themselves as I did.

sorry don't speak forrin. nice try at blending in

Aussies/Kiwis could understand that I reckon. Post it in /cric/ and find out mate.

I don't know what pongy means but I still understand

But what if I get into an emergency and can't do it
For example when I'm walking along Birmingham canals with my bf and it turns out he's the canal pusher all along

Not too sure maybe some beatles or something

That's a good conundrum, luckily the OnePlus 6T is not waterproof so in my case if that happened then I could not dial it any way.

Hate people who use yankisms like moron or dirtbag

I dropped my OnePlus 5 in the bath the other day and it's fine, of course it is impossible to use whilst wet so I would probably die

INFILTRATORS IDENTIFIED. YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF /BRITFEEL/ CODE BF-650. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

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no i was calling them forrin. quite obvious really

>Once the technology advances

You are a phoney tranny.

NASTY.

VILE.

ABSOLUTELY REPUGNANT.

but why did you need to press the power button 5 times?

Moni, post a link to your this MtG deck you've bought

Just shaved my pubes lads.

Not him but I saw on XDA forums that this happens a lot

Apparently it's law in India to sell phones that do this but Google won't add it to stock because it's easier to do by accident than you'd assume

Was putting a new skin on the phone.

just bought a couple more blurays. what am i like

Colourless Eldrazi, think some call it Eldrazi Tron

It used the Urza land cards and some colourless Eldrazi creates.

mtggoldfish.com/archetype/modern-eldrazi-tron-46492#paper

The Highland ripper

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Can't believe you can rent MtG decks. Totally foreign world to me.

Just woke up. Dreamt of my dead grandparents again

ngl was expecting more when I saw this title
youtube.com/watch?v=i6Rhg3L6vDs

Looks reasonably tasty

Harold Shipman getting an erection as he hangs himself with his prison bed sheets

I wasn't even that close to my grandparents feels bad man

worlds most disappointing "castle"

Do you play Modern?

wheeey. fuck my wallet, lads.

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get a job tripfag

>Life Force
classic

>old guy walks into a prison cell
>wants a quick way out
>wishes he had some good ole morphine
>gets a lethal dose of gravity instead

an user recommended a couple weeks back. saw it and though of him

Lee Anthony Hoyland struggling for air as a mysterious stranger throttles him at a budget hotel in Inverness

I haven't played for a couple of years so i guess my decks would be Modern legal

>a mysterious stranger

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Although a quick look shows that pic related is on the banned list, so i'd need to rejig one of my decks

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I'm posting from work right now

Take a look here, it's the top decks in the meta
mtggoldfish.com/metagame/modern#paper

I'll still play you as long as the deck isn't super broken

I wouldn't enjoy playing with someone else's deck, no matter how good it is

It's not banned in Commander fortunately, I take it you don't play EDH?

>I'm posting from work right now
what kind of degenerate employs you

I like NECA's figures, got a few Alien ones. When they're decent that is, every once in a while you get a shit batch.
My mate the other day though got the CoolProps 1:1 Alien head, I can't top that.

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No, to be honest i don't even know how it works

Poley likes and will pay over the odds for shortcuts, he hates doing the hard work.