You have 10 seconds to post the most american picture you can.
Hardmode: no Walmart.
You have 10 seconds to post the most american picture you can
Connor Wood
Dominic Torres
>American
The antifa stuff is more prevalent in Europe where there has been a greater focus on hystierical anti nazi propaganda
Landon Miller
Anthony Rodriguez
Bring back this utopia
Carson Robinson
Ahoy maties, the white whale approaches, man ye harpoons!
Brayden Howard
for the life of me I can't figure out why Americans think shitting themselves in public is perfectly acceptable.
Most people here would be humiliated by doing that - but not the American.
Is it the capitalist "go-getter" lifestyle that means Americans simply have no time to use a public toilet?
is it like how the french bathe maybe once or twice a month?
I've spoken to 8 different Americans and they've all tried to defend it
One of them even called it a "Patriot Stain" he said "if you don't gots one at the end of the day you ain'ts been shoppin' enough!"
"a smelly bum is how the market is run" - an old saying that proves this has been part of American culture for a long time
I don't want to offend or rile up anybody, but to start a dialog so we can discuss this wide-spread phenomena.
Jose Brown
Look at this man
He stands proud displaying his Patriot Stain
"he must have worked hard to get that!" people say as they walk past
"good job!" they say as they pat him on the back
Kayden Baker
This man is a Veteran
he is highly respected in American Culture
his Patriot Stain is much bigger than other people's as he is considered an Elder in American Society
his stain is for two reasons:
1 save time & money "a smelly butt keeps the stockmarket up!" he thinks to himself
2 to display the blood shed on the battlefield where he lost many friends and family
Brody Ross
>prices advertised in Euros.
Caleb Bell
Levi Lopez
>Do you think I'll ever have a Patriot Stain as smelly as yours, Granpappy?
>One day, Billy, one day...
an American elder is seen here passing down this tradition to his grandson
Ethan Lee
Brody Morales
Local store
Chase Adams
Idk why it came out side ways sorry bros
Jacob Smith
Women celebrating American Freedom by displaying their Patriot Stains
Joshua Martinez
POO IN MART
Landon Evans
Joshua Wilson
>for the life of me I can't figure out why Americans think shitting themselves in public is perfectly acceptable.
It's the leftist mindset of "wow, if u have nothing nice to say don't say anything, live and let live duuuuuuude". 30 years ago anyone shitting himself in public would be rightfully laughed at or worse.
Jason Russell
kek
Joseph Martinez
Daniel Thomas
Wyatt Lewis
Dominic Thompson
that's not bad
shart n mart is something i'd use irl, not on Jow Forums. too shilly.
Charles Miller
Dude you’re killing
>discuss a widespread phenomenon
Idk man I don’t think I can defend pooping yourself in public. I pooped myself once in Iraq but I had disinteri. Luckily I was in a canal and could pull my pants down.
Anthony Cooper
Shitskins will ignore this.
Owen Lopez
THICC
Thomas Smith
Alexander Wood
you are a shitskin though
Brayden Morris
Robert Harris
Lucas Gutierrez
Piece of cake
Jonathan Roberts
It never existed outside postcards and movies.
Thomas Barnes
Surely he can feel it on his leg?
Joseph Thomas
It's an advertisement.
It never existed.
John Williams
Angel Rodriguez
Hi my name is Bart
To the mart I do depart
And when I do arrive
My cheeks I spread apart
Some ask when did this start
I refer them to my chart
You see, kind sir, it's from the heart
That I shart in mart
Nicholas Nelson
Jordan Gonzalez
What is the deal with all those creatures shitting themselves at Waltmart??
I just don't get it. Are they fags who have had too much anal sex?
Ryan Lewis
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Andrew Hall
Jokes on you, he was only pretending to be retarded!
Jacob Price
Quality shitposting
Leo Lee
Luis Hill
Just because you never really felt family love as a child doesn't mean every didn't
Jackson Adams
Mason Moore
Juan Gutierrez
Matthew Brown
Let's be honest, though.
The USA is shit as has never ACTUALLY contributed anything net positive to earth.
From importing millions of slaves to inciting the Cold War and Mideast proxy wars, there's not a single fucking thing the US didn't totally ruin at one point or another.
The universe would be way, way better off without the US ever having existed, and it's mathematically provable.
Pic related, it's where the US has gone to die.
David Rodriguez
Proof? My flag? Kek!
Tyler Reed
Charles Lee
Didn't that guy murder that whole abomination?
Bentley Peterson
...more?
John Scott
It's just that they have poor diets, when you're meals consists of Big Macs and chips your body does not know how to digests that and so they get diarrhea and defecate themselves in public.
Justin Carter
He's just VRing eating lunch with a wife a kids that he'll never get.
Christopher Sullivan
Luke Morales
I have literally never seen this in America. ..but when I do...I'll post it
James Murphy
Jason Ross
Most American, huh? Well, since it's only my perception of America, then here you go.
Colton Reyes
Elijah Sullivan
Jace Wright
Christopher Carter
Who took the picture?
Kevin Evans
At least in this pic the scooter rider is a senior citizen. Not just a fat fuck
Tyler Kelly
Because your image viewer(s) auto-rotate(s) for you. The file itself is sideways.
Andrew Hughes
Brody Clark
For me this is the most American.
Asher James
Kek this made me laugh. Are there more goblinos/amerimutts like this? realistic ones not the cartoon ones
Samuel Rivera
That's very nice of you.
William Russell
RGIII? Nah, he'd blow his knee out before he had the chance to do so.
Grayson Wilson
The most American thing about this is the size of the cop
Justin Johnson
They promised to cut the rope if he held the camera.
Cooper Ross
Seriously though, with a there so many Americans shitting themselves obviously without knowing? I've had a few wet farts before in my time but I've known every single time I have, and usually it's just a turtiling and you can control it till u got the toilet seat. Is their diet? medication? Surely they can smell it?
Levi Morales
Ryder King
Really
Oh really?
William Wood
>blur job makes him look like a dog-man
Nice.
Angel Ward
Sebastian Williams
Oliver Diaz
>£1
Le average britbong
Ethan Green
Jose Wood
Why not make it better?
Benjamin Taylor
Mods are butthurt fags
Ryan Collins
Jordan Bennett
FUCK MODS!!!
lel
Isaac Turner