British Pakistani here

British Pakistani here.
AMA.

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blowing yourself up when?

I can't stand you inbred cunts. You all smell like shit and are dumb as a brick. Fuck outta my country and go back to whatever shithole you come from.

Does you mum make a good curry?

When are you going back to pakistan lad?

*came

When do you plan on killing yourself?

Tomorrow hopefully.

It's my country now.

Yep.

Maybe during the summer holidays for vacation :^)

Hopefully by the time I'm 85, because old sucks.

why dont you like Indians again? Is it because they're better at cricket?

you will never be british.

But I am.

I don't hate Indians.

What is your and your friends' opinion about the child rapist gangs?

I am not judging, asking just for entertaining reasons. Do a flip before shouting akbar (or whatever) and exploding, so we know it was you.

>I don't hate Indians
You nearly brought the world to complete destruction in 2002 India Vs Pakistan with nukes!
Fuck me if you dont hate them, I wouldnt like to see what you do to your enemies.
What's the easiest way to tell an Indian and a Pakistani person apart?

no you're not

An Indian will ask you to show bobs, try to fix your computer and then rape you. A Pakistani will just blow you up.

I love a good curry, but I wouldn't eat it every day as it makes you smell. I'm telling you this from experience.

I am.

Pakistanis are lighter because of muh aryan ancestry

a paper says you are. youre not british

I am.

Time stamp hand or you are a sad larp

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No but seriously user. What's the main difference? Are you just a kid? Do you remember 2002 and how close to world annihilation we were?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001–02_India–Pakistan_standoff

that's just a normal quintessential brit tho

you're french; werent asking you fuck off.

This shit happens every year. One side will threaten to nuke the other. But it's all talk and no walk, both sides do this for political gain.

but you're not, blood an soil, little inbred.

A mouse born in a stable of horses isn’t a horse mousjeet

...

I am. What are you gonna do about it? Get BTFO like Tommy the manlet? Kek'd.

Not as bad as 2002.
The world missed a bullet.
Why do you hate each other again?

you'll see little inbred. i'll tear that unibrow off your forehead.

Don't ask me, I've never been to Pakistan/India.

idher kya kar raha hai chutiye. ja kar angrez bachi ki chut maar

>you'll see
Yep. How long will I have to wait? I'm getting bored!

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You will soon be purged sand nigger

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paki LARPing as a nigger LMAO.

What does your 23&me say about how British you are?

So you're not a Pakistani then? If you've never been there. You're British user.

Don't speak Urdu/Punjabi/Whatever
me sumej nei ata he

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You have to go back.

Whiter than you Muhammed :^)

What part of the UK are you from?

I was born here :^)

Bristol

BLACKs are our allies.

means nothing. Paki.

LMAO

>British Pakistani
If you werent born in Pakistan;
never, been to Pakistan;
Dont speak the language in Pakistan;
How are you Pakistani?
YOU ARE 100% BRITISH MATE.

Means everything.

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fuck off you racist dickhead.

Shutup turkroach. Blood and soil.

das rite

Portbury

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And you really believe civil war is not going to happen to change those ''projections'' LMAO

>is butthurt about a paki living in UK while his ancestors literally colonized and divided our countries

Im British ya prick.

why do you people love milkshake shops so much

The British far-right is too incompetant for that.

We already BTFO the EDL, UKIP, National Action, Britain First and BNP.

What are you gonna remove us with, spoons?

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turkish little cunt.

?

How’s your rape gang going?

far right??
LMAO, it's going to be all out total war. Always is with (((diversity)))

Im 100% British you silly sod. Educate yourself.

Good. We've managed to fuck up 5 wh*Toids so far...

gonna be fun until its not, vermin

>it's going to be all out total war
Bring it on. I've been waiting so long now for this.

course you are, turkroach.

How many guns do you own?

makes 2 of us, little stick thin inbred low I.Q paki.

Loads.

little redundant no?

What calibre?

nice low iq shit genetics mate

You realize that the turks live on 300euros a month in the occupied north.
They dont have the internet.
You also realize part of Cyprus is British right?

>low IQ
>thinks he can fight us when he'll be 20% of the demographic

LOL. Stick to wanking to cartoon porn ya cunt.

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.45, .69, .420, etc.

Nice memeflag.

When did you get into LARPing?

LMAO, someones forgetting history and what superior I.Q and battle plans can accomplish. Look into the zulu-british, conflict. You know, your british ancestors hahahahaha

Are you an ahmadi muslim?
And if not what are youre thoughts about them

>blood and soil

Most British people today are the descendants of German invaders that took over England in the 10th century. The native Britons got wiped out and the few remaining mixed and lost their original genes.

You're no native to the British isles.

>20%
more than enough, vermin. sand niggers are unorganized low IQ cowards. youll need 20:1 odds at least

Nope, and don't even know what they are.

what would you know about my ancestry trudeau?

Is that so? Then why do you get completely BTFO in Luton, London, Bristol, Birmingham, etc?

I've never seen the EDL win a battle or anything. The British far-right are weak asf.

When did you get into LARPing?

you have the cops on your side, for now, when your government goons are no longer backing you up due to societal collapse, then we will see how tough you inbreds truly are.

>LARPing about takin are countreh back

You can't do shit 'cept sit in a pub and watch Mo Salah play.

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>far right
you dont get it, do you

Why do you describe yourself as Pakistani.
When you are just 100% British.
>ROOTS Vs ROUTES
If not about your ROOTS
It's about what ROUTE you want to take in life.
Ignore the racists.
Wish you all the best
Glad to have you in the UK.

Oh, it won't only be us. You'll be fighting Bangladeshis, blacks, Arabs, Turks, Leftists, etc.

Thank you my British brother.

Pakis are a subset of poos not sandniggers.

turk

i know and am looking forward to it.

Also we aren't Arabs. Pakistan can literally dominate the Middle East if it wanted to. Arabs are usually the ones shit at war.

Just going by statistics. Most white British people (I'm even excluding all the Poles and other white immigrants) are Anglo-Saxons, and guess what, both Angles and Saxons are Germanic invaders not native to the British isles. You wiped out the native Britons which the Romans would do business with in Britannia.

Your "blood and soil" claim has no merit.

How many white biritsh teenager girls you fucked?