Robot Census

28
Kissless virgin
Saw a strippers vagina once

>How old are you?
18
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
discord sex

>23
>yes
>I was never close

>How old are you?
24
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
I hugged a girl in grade 9, about eight or nine years ago. I've had minimal interactions with women since then, but nothing sexual.

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>How old are you?
21
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
Drunken, sloppy makeout sesh with girl at a party with grinding and grabbing her ass

>How old are you?
22
>Are you a virgin?
ye
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
girls grinding on the D

>If you're not a virgin, how old were you when you had sex?
N/A

>19
>No
>Lost my virginity at 15 while having a small get together while my mom was out.
>Was to nervous to get it up on earlier attempts. Shit was cash as fuck.

Wtf is wrong with you incels I'm a fucking retard but have managed to fuck a bunch of people. Lower your standards if you have to just get your fuck wet asap.

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>thinks driving to arby's is almost getting laid

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>SizeableKek.webm

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Get on the cross, normie

>age
19
>Virgin?
Yes
>How far?
Haven't even held a girl's hand man; I actually do ask out girls too, and they all say I'm a great dude. However, I have been told I would make a great husband, which is kind of a red flag to me.

>How old are you?
23
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten
gave a dude a blowjob

>26
>yes
>nothing even remotely close as hugging
Im fucked up in brain. Nothing besides movie-tier miracle can save me.

>How old are you?
24
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
Flashed a girl on the bus when I was 9 lol
>If you're not a virgin, how old were you when you had sex?
N/A

26 and virgin.
Closest I got? I don't think I ever got anywhere. Though I did manage to get a really long hug from a girl once, that was the sweetest thing I ever felt. Even after 7 years it's still embedded in my memory.

;_;

>How old are you?
22
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
When I was a senior in high school a girl I didn't know too well had a crush on me and wanted me to ask her to prom but I never did anything about it

I hope I can make it out bros. Over the last 2 weeks I met two bachelors in their 50s and 60s and their lives seem so lonely and boring I just want to find someone again so bad but I haven't talked to a girl my age in years

>How old are you?
17
>Are you a virgin?
No
>If not how old
17

Honestly it hurt like hell because I'm uncircumcised and she was dry as fuck so my dick inflated like a balloon.

>20
>lost virginity at 16?
there is hope fellow robots

>Two bachelors in their 50's and 60's
Elaborate. I want to know what my future looks like.

36 years old
Yes
I rarely even talk to women (and they sure never talk to me).

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27 non virgin since I was 16

>17
>yes
>gf gave me a bj, not been much further than that

>lost virginity at 16?
>there is hope fellow robots
Its quite ironic coming from you.

>How old are you?
28
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
I've hugged a girl once

33
Y
Not kissless

Ok orirvkkf

>19
>Virgin
>Never even touched a girl

Not a virgin. First time at 20 with gf. Cheated on her but didnt get to have sex with the girl i cheated with. Dumped gf and met a girl at uni whi was into me. Pretended to like her but just used her for sex. Cheated on her with a girl at work who i actually did fuck. Dumped the uni girl and now fucking with current gf.

>>How old are you?
19
>>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
We hugged at the end of our date, found out i was being cucked

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>How old are you?
22
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
shit hug for letting her cheat on a test

>found out i was being cucked
What happened?

>19
>YES
>i'VE LITERALLY NEVER GOTTEN ANYWHERE CLOSE TO SEX

(just realised i left my caps lock on)

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21, not a virgin, I think I was 17 was the only time I've had sex

>19
>Yes
>Never have kissed in my life, not because I didn't have the ocassion, just because I think most women are whores and I'm not going to lose my virginity to some thot

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>How old are you?
Almost twenty-nine

>Are you a virgin?
No

>If you're not a virgin, how old were you when you had sex?
Twenty-two

That was in 2011 and was the only one. I actually became a shut-in after that and the next girls I talked to were my coworkers, last year after I got a job. I'm now talking to coworkers but they're just like friends and I don't think I'll get anything from them. I can't imagine I'll ever have sex ever again. The first one was a fluke and I bet the girl regretted it afterwards.

>almost 21
>yes
>blowjob from my gf at the time when I was 18.
I honestly see it as pure luck that I even managed to get one and couldnt even keep her for very long.

>How old are you?
18
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
Held hands with a popular girl in 5th Grade.

How has no one reported this faggot yet.

you're only 19 you have plenty of time

>25
>lost it at 16
Could there be anything more uninteresting than a discussion on virginity

>robot census
>doesn't ask about education and occupation
>doesn't ask about if they've ever been in a relationship
>doesn't ask about khhv
kys

>How old are you?
31

>Are you a virgin?
No

>If you're not a virgin, how old were you when you had sex?
26

Do what normal men do and go bang some dirty filthy whores you incel weebs. Just don't go barebacking a $40 whore and play it safe or your dick might fall off.

And don't go killing any whores you incel cucks. They provide us a service.

>How old are you?
27
>Are you a virgin?
no
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
n/a
>If you're not a virgin, how old were you when you had sex?
i was 21. seems so long ago now

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>How old are you?
29
>Are you a virgin?
No
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
N/A
>If you're not a virgin, how old were you when you had sex?
16 or 17. I feel so old and it feels like yesterday when I was fucking her sometimes.

>23
>short answer, yes.
>I was nervous. my ex-gf was blowing me, we switched positions and when I was about to put my dick in her pussy, I came.

I was 18

I don't know if this counts but I was getting my dick sucked in high school but she choked and vomited all over me the worst part about it I didn't cum

>just get a whore xd
That wont solve anything

>How old are you?
23
>Are you a virgin?
yep
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
i once looked at a girl

the only answer im accepting from a robot

18
Virgin (for religious reasons, might still be anyways though)
Kissed girls etc

>20
>yes
>not at all

You all deserve to be doxxed. This is unbelievably fucking stupid that someone would post their age online, especially when glowniggers and journalniggers are invading. I told most of you yesterday the consequences of giving them the information they want, and yet some of you still cannot help yourselves. Enjoy being in the docs you fuckin retards. Call me schizo, call me paranoid, call me whatever you want, but the glowniggers, journalniggers, and I will all be laughing at (YOU) in the end.

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>he thinks anyone is giving their real age or details
Are you okay user?

Of course they are, dont try and cover it up.

>20
>Yes I am a virgin
>A girl once touched my pp with her hand. I also masturbated with a bunch of femanons.

>How old are you?
63 and a half
>Are you a virgin?
as far as I know
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
gave myself a handjob one time
>If you're not a virgin, how old were you when you had sex?
I already told you I'm a virgin you retard

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>How old are you?
28

>Are you a virgin?
yes

>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
ive been on one date, and when i was 15 i grabbed a girls ass back in 2005, nothing happened of it

>If you're not a virgin, how old were you when you had sex?
i am a virgin

i dont know. is it good to be a virgin. is it bad to go around having lots of sex? is sex immoral? what about sex with other races? is it immoral to go around asia and slaying tight chink cunny all day?

i dont even know anymore. religion tells me yes, but i HATE religion. i very strongly believe in god, but i hate religion with a passion, literally fuck the old testament, i want to throw that shit in the toilet after wiping my ass with it. circumcision? genocide cause god told u to? killing your first born son cause god asked you to? stoning girls who arent virgins?

i honestly just want the world to burn

>25
>Yes
>Not once, not ever, no way.

I only asked one girl out ever when I was 23 she said no, then ghosted me.

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20, lost my virginity a couple weeks ago. It was fantastic. She cooked dinner for me, too.

18
>>Are you a virgin?
Ye
>how close have you gotten?
Lol

>she ghosted me
calling her a ghost when you're the one who's dead inside

Virgin through high school. Then spent the whole summer working out before college. Like running 5-10 miles and spending at least hours in the gym per day. Because bitches are basic Lost it in a month of college. So i Lost it at 18. Had two girlfriends since then. Found them on tinder as well, used them for sex and dumped them after a month like the sociopath I am. Played 4d chess with there simple emotions and made them really really like me. Then when I got bored made them think it was there fault. Made them cry as I stared coldly at them and left.

28

Lost virginity at 18, it was garbage, I didn't even like the girl, I didn't really want to do it, she was a bitch and I came too quickly. Fucking embarrassing, I actually would prefer to be a virgin. I think I always just hated sex and after realising that I became less and less interested in women. So it pains me to see so many people here fucking their mental health up over them. Not worth it.

27
Yes
I once forced a kiss on a woman's cheek who then pushed me away & threatened to call the police

She was banging Chad while we were dating

Exactly. Pussy feels great and all. But virgins need to stop acting like their depressing shitty lives will magically be cured if only they could stick their dick in one. Probably better for them to remain virgins cause if they saw how unexceptional pussy is compared to simply jerking off or using a fleshlight. They'd probably rope since all there anger would be forced to turn inwards about their failures instead of being projected onto women with standards above them. (Something the majority of incels have as well).

27 am virgin. Closest I got was kissing sexting and exchanging nudes.

>shit was garbage
fully agree.
Why didn't you deathgrip your junk at 18yo?

>Closest I got? I don't think I ever got anywhere. Though I did manage to get a really long hug from a girl once, that was the sweetest thing I ever felt. Even after 7 years it's still embedded in my memory.
same. i have zero interaction with females. the most affection i got from one was her calling me nice and saying that i should talk more. that was like 4 years ago and she was acquainted with the family but i similarly remember it very well

i dont even care about being a virgin. im just so fucking lonely. dont even have guy friends

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>How old are you?
29
>Are you a virgin?
No
>If you're not a virgin, how old were you when you had sex?
18.

>How old are you?
24.
>Are you a virgin?
Yes.
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
A peck on the cheek in high school, I think.

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>28
>not a virgin
>2 month ago.
I m at 4 women fucked. Could have had my fifth recently. Probably gonna have her tomorrow.
Age was ranging from 18 to 26.
Two were one night stand.
Never met anybody through tinder or other dating site

25 years old. virgin. I never talked to girls

>20
>Not virgin
>16

18 virgin
Jizzed my pants at 14 or 15 while playing minecraft with my arm around some girl who had a boyfriend (I used keyboard and she used mouse) then she ghosted me a few weeks later. I sniffed the couch where she sat when she left. She turned gay a few years later after becoming a whore in college and getting kicked out for having a 1.0 GPA
I am a volcel now

25, not a virgin, had sex at 20.

Fuck you Chad, just die with horrible pain.

How was it getting raped by adult women?

26

no

had sex first at 16

haven't had a gf in over 2 years

just 4 more years to wizardry dude your powers will be astonishing.

Is this bait user? If it is just kill yourself as quick as possible!

25
no
n/a
20 - freshers at uni, tried to socialise in the first week and some girl grabbed my arm in a club and bought me a drink, then she took me home and we fucked and never spoke to eachother again and i never went clubbbing again or hung out with normans

sad story mah bro

19
yes
i talked to a girl once.

No way that you never fucked a whore if you're really 63

21
Yes
I once made out with a chick while we were both drunk after a party, but she ghosted me the next day

>23
>lost my virginity at 16 but haven't had sex in like 5 years now
girls are icky and mean. if you're a virgin it literally doesn't matte

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>How old are you?
27
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>If you're a virgin, how close have you gotten?
A girl hugged me once in high school as a joke. Aside from that, absolutely nothing, ever.

>18
>yes
>touched boobs through a shirt once