Try to jerk off

>try to jerk off
>feel gay for touching a dick
Anybody else have this problem?

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>try to shower
>feel gay for touching my balls

>try to change my clothes
>feel gay for undressing a dude
why did god make us like this

>try washing my hair
>feel gay for running fingers through my hair

>Prostate myself with a big black dildo while watching gay porn
>feel gay for looking for a dildo on amazon

do people actually wash their balls?
i only wash my hair and let soapy water run over my body

only a faggot would apply a soapy lather to a scrotum in a steamy bathroom

kinda. i shave my balls and pubes twice a week so i kinda scrub there too.

normally i dont wash thoroughly with soap. i just mainly use soap on my torso and arms and pubic area.i guess thighs too.

Based. you shouldn't even wash your feet, that would require bending over in the same room as a naked man.

>need to take a shit
>it'd be gay having something slide out my ass
>feels gay having my bowels stuffed

What the fuck do I do?

holy fuck mein sides

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On that note is it gay if you manage to suck your dick and cum in your mouth?

I'd say no but being in the same room as a dude who has is dick out is fundamentally very gay

>have to be born
>feel gay for having a bunch of male doctors and nurses looking at me naked

>try to jerk off
>realize my dick is like 3 inches long
>give up in a fit of self-loathing
>have never been able to get over it

I don't deserve to cum.

Shit Im on the same bed as man right now. I gotta get out of here before someone catches me.

That guy can run just as fast as you and knows all your hiding places. Good luck running from your homosexuality. Eventually you will get tired of running and then jerk him off

>trying to jerk off
>pretend its my boyfriends dick and get off faster

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>Eventually you will get tired of running and then jerk him off

Woah how do you know what Im doing right now.

Sounds like you are a homosexual who hasn't come to terms with being gay

>touching dicks isn't gay
nice projection