Have you ever gotten your balls sucked and slobbered on by a girl? It is the best feeling in the world...

I have but only a few times. I wanna have them sucked on more, but my general persona repulses women for the most part.

Unless she's actively drive to crush them then it always feels great

No, I'm being completely serious about this matter.

I'm a virgin so no. Seems uncomfortable though.

>doesn't even feel that good
>it's just really addictive
You just contradicted yourself, retard.

def not better than cocaine, but yea it's pretty dope

My balls are too fucking sensitive for that. Much rather have slob on my knob.

As someone who's had good coke and good oral, I much prefer coke

You've never done heroin have you, I'd argue weed and LSD feels better desu. Like sex doesn't feel that good especially compared to the longer lasting effects of drugs. Drugs actually make me want to live and get up in the morning. Sex is just some mediocre pleasure for 10 minutes until I pretend I've climaxed.

She's not supposed to suck them, because that fucking hurts. She's supposed to lick them.

>pretend I've climaxed
tits or gtfo

>theres a femanon lurking right now that loves sucking balls
based slut

Light sucking is ok but I would much rather have them licked. It feels good and you cant cum from it so you can just enjoy the view. I love looking down on her as shes cleaning my balls with her face. So relaxing and empowering

>tfw my balls are big but I'll probably never have sex.
Also why does everyone say getting your balls played with hurts? Shit feels good when I'm jacking off, why would it be any different when you're having sex.

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I haven't seen her post in a while, I think she got scared off.

My dick is incredibly sensitive love getting slobber knobbed

I don't care much anymore, but I still somewhat look at women like that and wonder what kind of guys she gets and if I would have a shot.

Also, who is the chick in that pic

>watching cold ones with pewdiepie
>20 minute conversation about shaving your balls
>they agree that having your shaved balls sucked on feels great
i thought i could count on felix to not remind me that im a virgin

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I have and I can tell you coke is way better.

It's not so bad. Ball-lets will never know the pleasure of masturbating and feeling your heavy balls bounce around.

It is me. I am her.

Prove it somehow.

Whores suck, ladies lick.

I don't want anyone to ever touch my balls or put them in their mouth. I have never understood this.

Just don't touch my balls. Touch my penis please, not the balls ever.

Heroin feels really good, especially when you're a social outcast. Better than anything I've experienced, and the rush is literally to die for. The process of drawing it up is literally intoxicating in itself, putting the needle into a vein and seeing the mushroom cloud of blood is even more so.

I am a femanon. I like licking balls. I posted about it in a previous thread. Pretty much it desu.

how many pairs of balls have you licked

Why the fuck not? What are ya, some kind of ball-licking-phobic coward?

Not enough. Put it that way.

How big are your balls? Not trying to be insulting but I have a theory that guys with bigger balls are less sensitive because there's the same amount of nerves spread over a larger area.

ok thats a good answer
pls lick my balls

The girl in your pic is sucking then way too hard and roughly. Balls should be gently licked and stroked, not hoovermouthed.

I don't know, I have never compared my balls to another man's and it's difficult to judge the size of a man's balls in porn.

But I would say my balls are probably average in side. The thought of them being even slightly squeezed makes me want to shrivel up and die. Balls are extremely sensitive and I don't want them touched.

Lol, definitely not better then good heroin

>get my balls sucked and have an immense compulsion to laugh hysterically
>tfw i can't stop laughing when she's motor boating my boating my balls

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Fair enough. So smaller than pic related though?

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Yeah. I wouldn't call it the best feeling in the world. I'd prefer a nice hearty meal over getting my balls slobbered on

obviously, nobody has balls the size of a hen's egg

>tfw you will never have a girl shove your balls in her mouth

>obvious, nobody has balls the size of a hen's egg
Uh, what if told that I picked that egg thing because mine are (approximately) that size?

Virgin femanon here. What do balls taste and smell like, say, around 12 hours after showering? Do they have a distinct kind of musky door? Have any robots tried to taste or smell their own balls?

Unless you have testicular cancer or you inject your balls with saline I don't believe you

Never injected anything in my balls and I really really hope I don't have cancer.

Meant to say odor

Originally

Then I am inclined to not believe you

Never tasted but I can attest to odor. Been working for most of the day and I showered about 14 hours ago. Just a mild sweaty smell.

Is it like armpit sweat or a different kind of sweat?

This. I dont even do heroin, but morphine high is greatest.

yea they have a distinct smell. i dont know what they taste like, but my balls after a full day of sweating and all that kind of smell slightly like vegetable oil+a little bit of piss.
not him but my ball sweat doesn't smell like my armpit sweat, its a totally different smell

Yeah, the average balls smell like a nice, musty mix of swamp ass and dick cheese.

I would rather not have teeth anywhere near my genitals. Thank you.

Then you are a liar.

Post pics of your comically oversized balls or shut up.

The best sensation is when she licks right underneath the ballsack. Better than cumming inside

Bowling balls and a tiny cock are the ultimate combo. Looks great (to me anyway). The contrast between small penis and big balls is delicious, aesthetically pleasing.

Feel like an utter prat when I'm doing it to my boyfriend, girl in the photo just looks ridiculous so that's probably how I look too. Like a fucking idiot.

Sex is ridiculous really. Like looking at a David Attenborough documentary but with hairless apes rutting rather than rhinos or lions or whatever.

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OP, see >No it fucking hurts, porn is a lie, there's nothing pleasant about this

Just another virgin OP outing himself, nothing to see here.

You mean licking that little bit of skin that joins both balls together?

My balls smells like modeling clay

>Virgin femanon here
you're in for a surprise when you finally get face to face with some balls and realize they move on their own

W-what? Is this during orgasm or spontaneously?

Ill show u in person

Spontaneously. Sometimes when you sit down and don't move it looks like your balls are breathing

Nutting in a girls mouth after a good blowjob is awesome, but when they keep sucking hard even after you've cum really is the greatest feeling I've physically ever had.

Plus the mental aspect of having a girl really utterly craving you like that and doing something for you they know makes you feel ecstatic makes it about as perfect a thing as can be.

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that's because you're literally flooding your dopamine receptors. eventually your needle is the only thing that gives you any pleasure at all. this is why so many people will risk their lives and relationships just to get more money for another hit.

hahaha, no, they're always moving around because they need to maintain a certain temperature. google around for some porn clip of balls moving around, im sure that exists somewhere.

Whaddya know, femanons getting sex ed from r9k.

Since you guys are so skeptical I feel I should specify that's not both balls or something cheeky like that.

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Oh. You're talking about both. Then you got small balls, nigga

If playing with your balls while jacking off feels so good then how come you barely ever see guys doing that?

I literally just said it's not both. I can post both if you don't believe me, but it was hard to hold the reference and get both balls clearly visible, so I just used the one nut.

But those are clearly both

my nuts are better than that, faggot

Because I usually have to hold my phone in the other hand.

That's a different ball, no way your thumb is nearly 6cm.

it feels ok but i just can't be bothered doing it, i do want a girl to play with my nuts though because idk reasons?

EEEEWWWWWWW that's nasty as fuck

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that's the end of her nose stud you fucking retard

>But those are clearly both
It's clearly not.

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that's the end of her nose stud you fucking retards

Okay. Nevermind. I've been fucking up completely. Thought that egg was way bigger and read the measurements as cm instead of mm.

60mm is 6cm though. You read it right.

>mfw my balls are the size of small grapes

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Yeah. I read it as fucking 60cm

user what the fuck were you thinking, emu eggs?

i always wondered, do different guys have different ball sensitivity?

like when a girl sucks on my balls i prefer her to suck kinda gentle, like a soft suck, sure a few infrequent harder sucks are okay, but not constantly or it becomes kind of irritating. Sometimes in porn though I'll see a girl really sucking hard on a guys balls and for me I know it wouldn't feel great personally.

Anyone have any thoughts on this? do you like when a girl really sucks hard on your balls, or when she's really soft and careful? just talking about the balls by the way, i don't mind if she sucks really hard on my actual cock, that can feel great, but the balls for me are a different story.

i would not want a girl to suck on my balls hard

This - I've never looked to my balls for pleasure.
One of my friends says its a God tier experience. So after years of patiently waiting i finally got a gf around Jan. First time we had sex she went in to suck my balls
>moment of truth
>it fucking hurts

Some dudes must be wired differently because the sensation was similar to literally any other instance of physical contact with your balls - Not pleasant

plz be my ball slut gf

My brain is wack at the moment. It's past midnight and I'm ill

Also ostrich eggs are more fitting. Emu eggs are about 12cm while ostrich eggs are more along the line of 20cm