Hey bro, I'll give you a blowjob if you promise not to come out of your room when my BFF Stacey when she comes over

> Hey bro, I'll give you a blowjob if you promise not to come out of your room when my BFF Stacey when she comes over

what do?

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accept offer! not having to leave your room AND a free BJ?

Blowjob? I'll asume that was a joke haha, don't worry sis, I'll stay in my room if you want.

but i like Stacy...

lmfao this is so me when i'd be in that position

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Forgot about this girl. My meme is close to completion.

What's that other r9k discord thot? Forgot her fucking name but I know she's similar to bianca .

Dense retards who don't realise that their sister has a thing for them.

>not saying yes anyway just it case it isn't
You can always just play it off as joke yourself if she wasn't serious.

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You misunderstood my intention, I'd refuse even if it was serious.

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nah, i'm just not into blowjobs and i spend most of my life in my room anyway

>I'd refuse
>nah, i'm just not into blowjobs

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receiving a blowjob is gay as fuck because when you kiss her afterwards you will have your own cum in your mouth

I'm not gay, I just want to save myself for my future girlfriend, I have no interest in casual sexual acts. Besides, she's my sister.

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You have to sacrifice yourself for your sisters desires like a good brother.

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>she's my sister.
>kiss her
She is a female. Meaning she's merely a piece of jiggly meat to be used for sexual relief regardless of blood relation or not. No affection or kissing is needed
Fucking normies.

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fascism is invented by a homosexual greek who believed in these exact words
so in order words, nigga you gay and fascist

Fascism is hot, get over it you lame commie faggot.

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Hey asshole, can you stop posting my girlfriend!?

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>sure but you have to deepthroat it and let me cum in your mouth. i dont care if you spit it out afterwards.
the only correct answer

Hey wojak, can you get me more tendies?!

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I miss zarr