I follow Mexican cartel members on Instagram. I use google translate to joke with them sometimes, they're funny guys. One of them posted a video of a naked woman riding a horse. Today, one posted this.
I follow Mexican cartel members on Instagram. I use google translate to joke with them sometimes, they're funny guys...
Landon Powell
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Parker Thompson
Nice ass holmes.
Carter Perez
look at dem doodoo drawers
gat damn
Christian Hall
Report their location to Mexican army or navy. Even funnier stuff will happen
Adrian Richardson
What is the backstory (*badum tssh) on this?
Nolan Gray
I don't know, the picture had no caption. They all post really weird shit.
Luis Rodriguez
Wow cartel is in to caning. Had no clue they were so kinky
Luke Baker
Do you have an example of a cartel member instagram account?
Levi Howard
How do you find their instagrams? I would be interested in following them too.
Josiah Nelson
I don't even know how I came across these guys. I found one account, followed and him. He accepted my follow request and then I just began following his friends.
Owen Perry
Here's another account I follow. They all cover their faces.
Jonathan Gutierrez
This guy is letting his very young daughter drive his car
Logan Baker
Hanging out with Paris Hilton.
Julian Campbell
Imagine anons if you'd been born in the jungle you'd be a cool cartel guy instead of posting on an incel board
Jonathan Nguyen
You think there are at least a few /b/tards among Cartel members? Like there is some dude flaying some rival cartel member's face off and he just takes a picture and thinks to himself "man, I can't wait until /b/ sees this"
Ryan Nelson
This guy saves baby turtles
Logan Nelson
are you trying to get fucking decapitated? do you know what you're playing with?
Matthew Ross
Judging by those hashtags, this guy worships African gods. Apparently a lot of drug dealers in Latin America do.
Cameron Kelly
based mexican cartel member saving turtles
Juan Johnson
Going off of their captions and my short conversations with some of them, a lot of them seem to hate women and sometimes say some Jow Forums tier shit.
They always use this weird ass filter. I kinda like it, it makes the colors pop more. But it's still strange.
Dominic Morris
They post these pictures for all to see. It's not like they're going to come to the US and turn me into soup because I reposted their shit here.
Ryder Morgan
Then there are the girls. It's like cartels don't allow ugly women to associate with them. But if you lived a life like theirs, why would you?
Lincoln Garcia
how does this shit get posted without any consequences? Why hasn't the spic police already tracked this?
Ethan Lewis
Western police aren't nearly as competent as you are giving them credit for, let alone police somewhere like Mexico.
Mason Bennett
Cuz the fuzz there are all on cartel payroll
Simple.
Jayden Richardson
looks like a shitty hdr filter
Zachary Myers
Mexico is a narcostate. I think Mexico just elected their first president who DOESNT take cartel money.
Sebastian Gray
Yeah, there are still a lot of pagan practices in Latin American countries.
Hunter Davis
The famous "TABLA PUNISHMENT".
There are a few of videos of people getting spanked by a huge fucking plank then shitting themselves, LITERALLY.
Tyler Campbell
This is actually a pretty cool thread. What's the funniest thing you've seen on their instas? What's the most messed up? Have you considered learning spanish? Are you online friends with any of them, or do you just look at their posts, rather than have convos?
Dominic Thomas
They did and it's making the cops throw a shitfit. They did a huge protest because the President said he was gonna ax their jobs if they were connected to cartels and replace them with the national guard or something iirc.
Tyler Green
these people are the police
Blake Rogers
American born Los Zetas member here. Used to be the guy who ran coke and guns throughout the west coast. Cartel life is fun but dangerous. They do throw some sick parties doe.
Samuel Garcia
Maybe the filter interferes with image recognition?
James Moore
The funniest thing was definitely the woman on the horse. I'm looking for it right now, I forgot which guy posted it. The most fucked up wasn't anything really violent, it was just a bit disturbing. A guy took a selfie in his car with someone tied up in the backseat.
>Have you considered learning spanish?
Yes but for other reasons.
>Are you online friends with any of them, or do you just look at their posts, rather than have convos?
I mostly look at their posts. Sometimes I'll comment and sometimes they'll respond. One of us will make a joke or I'll compliment their gfs or outfits but I doubt any of them see me as a friend. I wish these guys were my online friends though. Just so I could always have the idea in the back of my head that I could run off to Mexico and live like a king if I wanted.
John Foster
>A guy took a selfie in his car with someone tied up in the backseat.
I dunno why, but I find that kinda funny. Also, learning spanish would be a really good idea. It would help with getting jobs, because there's so many beanfriends in the USA now. Also, learning a language is fun and satisfying. Spanish would be easy to learn, too, because there are so many resources out there, as a result of the large number of spanish people here.
Jacob Taylor
Shit that like horrifies me. These people worshipping satan running Mexico somewhat mirror the US and our government although much more stable
Logan Carter
I followed a bunch of gopnik kids from russia a few years ago, its been cool watching them go from posing with drugs and guns to going through the military and then get qt girlfriends
Matthew Johnson
mexican attw
Julian Wilson
Nice thread, mind if i go to their pages and bring my friends?
Jonathan Cooper
most interesting thread in a while user. have any more pics?
Angel White
Sauce on horse girl?
Jonathan Ward
Yeah, latin americans do that, no big deal
Justin Mitchell
>I could only imagine if I did the same shit you were doing. The damn FBI, DEA, and BATF would kick down my door and shoot my dog.
Asher Williams
>ywn have the cartel come and behead you and everyone you know
any advice for coping with this one. bros?
David Rodriguez
Mexico has a lot of empty big open spaces its not a big deal
Dominic Collins
Shut up pussy bitch no one asked you.
Landon Hughes
I honestly don't think spics are human, they seem to be even less intelligent than niggers.
Luis Myers
T. Has never interacted with niggers ever.
Luis Stewart
golden weapons
Colton Rodriguez
golden pistol
Mason Gray
Kinda cool actaully. Mexico seems like the Jow Forums of the world.
Julian Johnson
CUTE AND PRIME
Luis Cox
I live around both verminous races, Pablo.
Ryder Garcia
Lmao okay incel
You should die
Jason Torres
Is that a dude or a girl? Looks like a girl's jeans and underwear but a dude's torso.
Jaxon Adams
yeah, mexicans tend to use that filter a lot
yeah, but from what i've heard he is also a commie
what do you think of the "atentamente, los zetas" meme?
Grayson Rogers
I hate these guys
t.Mexican in Mexico
I also hate mexicans in USA maybe because im a neet that doesn't do drugs or anything like that.
I hate narcoculture and everything around it.
Im happy that Chapo is getting a life sentence i hope more of these people get that too
Jackson Cooper
As someone with a raging bondage fetish, my fucking dick.
These guys live good lives.
Leo Parker
Haha stupid fucking spics. At least gorillas can learn sign language.
Ian Brooks
Yeah were sure you do Colton
William Hughes
probably filled with heroin
Colton Collins
That's some Hotline Miami stuff.
Austin Bell
Tfw no driving daughter of mexican cartel drug lord loli gf.
Blake Bennett
she's cute i want children
Nathan Diaz
Every once in a while, you'll see them pop up in the United States
Parker Morgan
Good thread, Jow Forums should be "weird stuff on the internet" the board.
Jaxson Thompson
what are you talking about this is trash
Jackson Jones
>yeah, but from what i've heard he is also a commie
He's just cares about the people and believes that the people should come before money and luxury. For some reason, Americans think the government working for the citizens means its communist.
Wyatt Carter
no wonder they dont live long
Nathaniel Flores
thats reddit man
Michael Cooper
Then why don't you go there you dumb faggot. I want Jow Forums to be cool weird shit, why would you even bring up reddit you fucking tourist?
Ethan Russell
He is not a commie. He is just a populist obsessed with power and 1970's Mexico. There are actual commies on his admin tho.
Jose Rogers
>he doesn't know the Spic cops are part of the cartel
Don't go to Tijuana as a white foreigner, the cops will pull you over and shake you down for bribes, erhm I mean give you fines you have to pay right there in cash
Elijah Reyes
They all know that they're set to die. There was an interview with one cartel member. He was a robot as a kid but joined a cartel and became a playboy. In the interview, he kept saying "I know my days are numbered".
Cooper Reyes
they aren't being paid to be competent
David Fisher
>implying the cartel won't just give them a few pesos and tell them to fuck off
Jaxson Jenkins
no excuse for not following proper gun handling rules user!
Michael Scott
Despite being rich, they all fucking wear Armani Exchange and drink Buchanan's whiskey.
Ian Campbell
a rat with money is still a rat
Jackson Young
Personally, I would not rest the barrel of a gun on my foot.
Robert Ortiz
she ugly though what you on about
Carson Watson
I like posting quality threads here since this board is so shit. I've been meaning to make this thread for a while.
Pic related: they like to have bands perform inside of their houses.
Grayson Reyes
These two pictures are from the same guy. The black and white one is from 2014. I'm guessing he was still poor in this pic.
Kayden Smith
You must have some kind of prior history on the internet to get in trouble for posting pictures of things that are already somewhat open to the public. If these guys can post this shit freely, what makes you think you can't?
Noah James
btfo if you think mexican military would do shit
Juan Anderson
a reminder that the only decent countries in south america are argentina and chile
Hudson Perez
is that a pet fucking lion
Adam Hughes
>argentina
>higher homicide rate than the us
Jace Flores
Yeah. The guy has a lion living in his backyard.
Lincoln Garcia
>saves baby turtles
>kills hundreds of people to make a living and indirectly probably a 1k more due to drug over dose and drug related crimes
Christian Bennett
What will he do when this thing grow up and kill his children?
Leo Howard
>Implying Mexico is a South American country
Easton Perry
I need to know more about that filter they are using
Christian Clark
Keep postin user i wanna see more luxury
Benjamin Harris
Can you post more of their women?
Carson Perry
Great thread, OP. Post more please
Aiden Powell
They like exotic animals. This cartel woman has a monkey.
Levi Russell
She just accepted my follow request.
Christian Thomas
intresting, what do they do to get this type of punishment, don't they usually have much more deadly consequences for fucking up, at least from what i see in the gore vids