/r9gay/ - #795

>tfw no bf to motivate you throughout the day and make you feel cute

>try to motivate and compliment cute shy boys
>they constantly deny my compliments and eventually ghost me

He might user, but that's something you may do some day as well

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I'll motivate you, user! I love making cute boys feel good about themselves!

>tfw no short cute nerdy bottom bf to cuddle and hold close
xhamster.com/videos/cute-nerd-fucked-3610276#mlrelated
I hate watching porn like this, makes me feel sad.

MY BFS CHOKING RIGHT FUCKING NOW WHAT DO I DO!?!?! HES STARTING TO TURN BLUE

ay turns out carson really does like dick and balls.

take your cock out of his mouth already

make a thread about it over on

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How do I turn my bi bf gay?

>no of Montreal bf

youtube.com/watch?v=v41h3OZYgTo

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> has a bf
get off my fucking board norman

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I'm a masculine sub bottom but all of the guys I like are into sissy twinks. Why is life so unfair?

anyone who wants to talk about anything or make a fren please email [email protected] I'm really lonely and just want someone to talk to

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>wear shorts with hairy legs
>feel like an ugly clown

>wear shorts with shaven legs
>feel like a pathetic slut

What do, summer is cruel ;_;

>shave legs for the first time in forever
>sensitive as all fuck

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>wear shorts with hairy legs
>feel like an ugly clown
why do you feel like a clown, because you have hairy legs? that's sad

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>wearing shorts
shameful...

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Hairy legs are fucking gross, I've been cursed with wog body hair and I want to fucking kill myself

>Hairy legs are fucking gross
Find someone who appreciates masculine qualities. Away from all the /r9gay/ femme nonsense.

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I'm not even into men, but I love these threads, they're very cute and fun

>want to buy new(old) cpu
>theyre still expensive as frick

I actually like leg hair but as you can see some people find it disgusting so it makes me very insecure about my own.

and don't start saying that I should ignore what other people think because that's bullshit

I'm not saying ignore what people think, I'm saying pick and choose who you listen to. I like guys who are hairy/scruffy

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I'm such a clingy bastard, I can pretend I'm not but im still gonna feel it. I want to yell, it's only been a few hours past the usual times he's up.
Why can't I function without his kind words.

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boo
doodly
fucking
hoo

Go fuck yourself you piece of garbage I hope you get shot because God knows you're too much of a fucming delusional Coward to do it yourself, do everyone a favor and don't fucking film it like every other attention whore in this disgusting site, fucking shithead

>>Go fuck yourself you piece of garbage I hope you get shot because God knows you're too much of a fucming delusional Coward to do it yourself, do everyone a favor and don't fucking film it like every other attention whore in this disgusting site, fucking shithead
calm it big guy

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Woah there edge-o-rama, no need to get your dick in a knot.

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>attention whore
Says the humblebragging bfposter.

FUCK TIMEZONES

Kill me. I dont want to do it myself.

i was big dumb at work and now i have a big scar below my eye that isn't gonna go away and im now cute in a bad boy way instead of a fem way

how do i cope?

Were any of you the "last" person to figure out you were gay? If so, mind elaborating? What made others think you were and what made you not think you were?
I'm finally accepting it myself after being insulted with the term, having suspicious parents, and all of my online friends telling me I was.

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Maybe you should ask your normalfag questions on a normalfag board for normalfags, normalfag.

It's normalfag to be accepted and to not have to repress

Moved for work and now I'm in a town where I know no one how tf do I make friends and get a bf

Retarded normalfag, go talk to your friends or fuck off to your dedicated boards:
You're not welcome here.

Why is EVERYONE IGNORING ME
STOP IT
GODDDD

>people celebrating the Kyoani massacre because they hate homosexuality in their anime

>meow's internet goes down for a week again
God is punishing him for blocking me.

Im online though you dumbass

Redpill me on that fire. What happened and why, and why do we care?

>post about how I love my oneitis and want to hug him
>Message him asking if he wants to drink with us
>He's over 20 minutes later
>He hyped me up to his friend
>Gives me HEADPATS
>Hugs me twice
>Keeps singing Evangelion fly me over the moon "in other words hold my hand, in other words I love you"
>We lay on the chairs heads 2 inches apart
>I pull out my phone to distract myself,don't realize I'm connected to internet, and message him I love you
>Seen 2 seconds later
>Panic and leave room
>A few minutes later my brother is talking to me about how oneitis doesn't like the inappropriate comments and doesn't like me like that

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40 year old loser schizo thought kyoani was plagiarizing his work so he torched one of their studios and prevented anyone from leaving, killing 30+ people. The whole studio was a fire hazard and he blocked the entrances so no one could leave

>why do we care

>tfw no empathetic bf

There you go retard, off with you.

>>A few minutes later my brother is talking to me about how oneitis doesn't like the inappropriate comments and doesn't like me like that
It's because you see fly me to the moon as 'the song from evangelion'

Hot.

>captcha asking me to select chimneys

No you fucking retard I meant the cover from Evangelion, i know it's originally by Frank Sinatra

>i know it's originally by Frank Sinatra
are you trying to make me mad user

Shutthe fuck up, were young weebs, I'm hungover as fuck, confused, and very tired but I can't sleep, go fucking fap or something

get the fuck out you retarded faggot cunt

>took a chance and watched some anime
>all it did was fill me with deep longing for friends, any form of social interaction and a bf
how do you fuckers watch this shit so much without killing yourselves?

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by using as a replacement for those things

apart from so many shows lasting longer than i'm willing to commit to them, that's exactly the reason i don't watch it often either
i think for some people it's escapism, they can project themselves onto a character and into a friend group/relationship/different world, but i'm just parroting stuff i've heard before

It keeps me going, reminds me that life can be enjoyable and that male x male interactions are beautiful.

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Hello, Brits!

I hope it will be a nice weekend.

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because some people get immersed in it, others just see it for what it is - a show. you're someone who can't imagine yourself living that life, you don't project you just consume which is why you don't like it.

my feet r smely

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>hairy legs
>leg hair is pale blonde/white
who else /superior being/

Me! It's extremely convenient. I am very very hairy though, so I've still gotta shave my butt before anal and stuff.

>ex is probably using everything i taught him on his new bf
i cant take this

>tfw no bf to give me cute bruises and scars

Can i ask my ebf if he ever plans on talking to me again if he hasn't messaged me in a week or would that be rude?

>tfw no bf to lick his abs

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Not necessarily rude, but very desperate-sounding. You should rather message him something like "hey, did you see [website about thing he's interested in]" and then post the link. Or anything less confrontational than just accusing him of abandoning you.

>s*x haver
eugghh

My first and only partner, if that helps, *and* it's a transatlantic relationship so we've only met twice.

You should just ask him where he's been. A week is a long time to just go quiet with no reason.
Read above, while it's desperate sounding I don't think acting like nothing is wrong is the way to go either,

You never know though, it might just be that he's been under a lot of stress or something. Pretending nothing is wrong, at least once, might get him to respond. Of course, if he still doesn't respond, then something more confrontational is up.

He's just gonna tell me he's busy with uni or something

Even if he's under stress, asking him if he's okay is a million times better than just carrying on as if he didn't essentially disappear for a week. Especially if he's going through something, shows you care and recognize that he's not the same rather than just acting as if it's all fine might make him feel worse

I mean, I guess, just personally if my bf asked me that I'd just get more stressed out, but then again I've got social anxiety and stuff so I might not be the greatest person to model reactions off of.

The notion of "gay" or "homosexual" comes from homophobic psychologists in the 1800s who constructed this category and deemed those who happened to be forced into this group identity to be mentally ill and needing a "cure". Identifying as "gay" reinforces these homophobes and allows homophobia to exist. There was no homophobia prior to the 1800s, as there was no notion of "homosexuals" as a group of people. The "LGBT community" and pride parades treat the symptom of homophobia but they do not eradicate the cause which is the concept of "homosexuality". Rather than reforming a violent and malicious idea we should be reverting back to more ancient perspectives that left no room for discrimination against those that happened to prefer the same sex. Things were seriously better for us in pre-Justinian Rome thousands of years ago than they are now.

>tfw no bf to beat a bunch of cute bruises and scars into my skin

>tfw no platonic gay friend that practices for his future bf on me

I'm just alone and jealous user don't worry about me

>tfw doubting my sexuality once again as tfwnobf fades in and out

No problem, I absolutely know that feeling. I didn't get a bf till I was 23 or something.

Being gay is a psyop. It's a choice.
Most gay or bi people report having to "discover" their sexuality.
Trap and twink porn is promoted constantly and used to ease men in to being gay or bisexual.
Even gay men don't believe "born this way," most have conversion fantasies and "straight guy" is one of the most popular categories of gay porn.

Hello A how have you been?
I just recently saw your post and got scared about you,I hope you are getting better.
I'm here if you want to talk.

>cashier mistook my bf as my dad

Why do you have a pic of me?

It sounds like you make a cute couple!

No idea man, no idea

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>going to spend a few days in Paris
>no cute boy to show me the city

noone thinks there's a cure except for a bullet and you literally are gay or normal, it's a boolean

paris is very dangerous at the moment with the riots and large amounts of arab migrants, please do take care user