My friend base had thinned out and I am very lonely. I am giving you robots the one-in-a-lifetime chance to be my friend.
I am a very pure, very good person. Very decent, my morals and values are strong. I am 21.
Tell me some things about you and I will decide if you can be my friend.
> I am giving you
>very pure, very good person. Very decent
no you're not
I'm a cute boy with very masculine features but at heart I wanna be cuddled and little spooned. I'm just below average height (5'9), but my thick coke can sized cock makes up for it. Pls accept frend.
Yes I am.
No degenerates.
Hi! I'm 20 and looking to make new friends too :) I'm open to interesting hobbies, happy to talk about anything and like learning about what it's like to live in different places (I'm a UK fag)
I really want to improve my social skills, and it'd be cool to get to know you better user
This seems like reverse psychology. At any rate, holding conversations with people and maintaining contact on a regular basis is a lot of work you know. It's normal for guys not to talk a lot
Forgot to mention! My Discord is PastaVessel#7887
What are your goals in life?
I will invite my friends to my server, it's easier to talk to everyone there.
i have a fucked up sense of morality
i wouldn't steal or kill but i could easily kill s cat/dog without remorse
>decent
meh you could say the same about neets because technically they aren't hurting anyone.
Claiming to have values and fapping is just lying most decent people probably fucks every girl in their mind or has fucked up fetishes.
Why are you here if you have such good ""morals"'?
I am curious about that kind of person how can they live claiming good morals while most of the people with good morals i have met on here are just enraged Jow Forums posters who are racist and fap to anime.
You can be enlightened in your mind but we know you are lying to yourself.
my discord is
bigdicmanrapeu#9634
To be an animator! And maybe like travel and hang out with cool people 'n' stuff. I very much like to go with the flow so as long as I end up in a job I'm happy with I'm pretty chill. Though a family might be pretty good at some point. I definitely at least want some pets. I'm also currenlty writing 'n' stuff. It's hard to stay motivated with that though, so not entirely sure if it'll come to fruition yet. It's more of a hobby I guess
What are your dreams? if you don't mind me asking that is
Rejected, sorry.
I have stopped browsing r9k in 2017 and only came back a few days ago because of the Bianca happenings. I will leave soon again.
As a wagie myself, i respect neets. I think they are strong. It's really hard to live such a hopeless empty life, being a wagie is easier than that.
I only have one dream. I want to marry a pure wife, love her and be loved back. That is all I wish for. And maybe a job that doesn't take up all my energy.
I have not yet decided if we can be friends.
Okay, well message me if you do make up your mind. Good luck with your search!
Since you are selling, post something a little more concrete than me goodboi, pureboi so we can decide whether it's worth our while even contacting you.
For starters why do you consider yourself to be that way? And how do you plan on staying friends with someone you met here out of all places?
>At any rate, holding conversations with people and maintaining contact on a regular basis is a lot of work you know.
Sadly this is my experience. I have ghosted many people on here. I always tell myself I won't do it to the next one I contact but I always ghost them eventually. feelsbadman
I am nigga salad
I could use a friend myself tbqh
>came back because of bianca
>wagie
>thinks he isn't hopeless
Okay as i thought you are just a larping redditor congrats by the way you described yourself you are going to get cucked soon.
please post when you get cucked i like to laugh at those stories
I'm giving you the chance to be my friend now. Accept or decline. Most people didn't regret
how 'bout u apply to go fuck urself lmfao
I am way too tired right now to explain in detail, but what I can say now is that I'm a saint, I'm holy. I'm someone everyone should look up to.
I'm brave. I was strong enough to go from hikki who wouldn't go outside for months and couldn't talk to anyone because of social anxiety to someone who is social and not scared of anything. Right now I am close to buying a condo so me and my future wife can live a good life together, I work overtime at work every day to earn more money and I save all of it for that cause. I don't like to swear, use the n-word etc because I don't want to be that kind of person.
Not larping, and I knew Bianca from long ago.
No.
see that girl in the pic?
thats me
i'll be ur best friend but you have to provide for me
im tired of porn please rescue me I will be your perfect wife
I should also add that I hate porn, it's disgusting. I have stopped watching porn years ago.
thats why i need you
i hate it too have pity on me and rescue me
god will reward you for what youve done
lol this is catholic josh
Stop shitposting and leave.
>stop shitposting and leave
dont be so cruel to me
dont you know that most pornstars have had fucked up lives and need some encouragement?
>knew bianca
Dude don't kill yourself or your "pure" wife when she cheats on you
you have no idea what its like to make love to me
its like looking at the stars from outer space
Why do you deserve anything for being a female (whether cis or trans)
You deserve nothing. This response is even generous for you. Your own ego, entombed in a weak body and mentally challenged brain, your biggest achievement is going an entire day without soiling yourself. Deluded by narcissism, you've convinced yourself that you're worthy of a friend (there's a reason why you've been abandoned by your only one, and they will learn a lesson in spotting out people like you).
Abandon life. Live in a cave. You're meaninglessness, with your only purpose to drive up the traffic of whatever porn sites you subscribe to.
i know i dont deserve it but i promise i'll change
>knew Bianca
AKA white knight orbiter
It would help if you posted where you're located
LA where most other porn actresses are
i am willing to fly to you though please rescue me
OP here, I have to sleep now. Might make a thread again tomorrow.
see you again tomorrow, sunshine
>I am holy and you should look up to me
>I knew Bianca
>every sentence starts with I
Yup, discord cuck confirmed. Understandable why your social circle is thinning out just like your alleged hairline. The only request you will get from me is a follow when you upload your first bbc cuck video of you and your bride to pornhub. Tata you cringelord
What is making your life so difficult?
Do you have kik/discord
I remember r9k used to be so slow you could actually drop your number in these threads. I texted one robot for months who was completely racist, all we talked about was niggers, I am black
I dont think he ever knew
This is hilarious, how did you ever resist the urge to drop hints? kek
kik/discord is filled with thirsty boys
i want a real man to sweep me off of my feet and make a woman out of me
Lol it was like having a robot constantly in your pocket before the proliferation and optimization of phone based browsers I would be dying in school cracking up about niggers
Lol we legit talked on the phone about niggers I have no idea how or if he heard the black in my voice
You're the one who's LARPing here
you think a black shemale pornstar wants to larp?
do you know how painful my life has been since i started doing porn?
do you know what its like to be either disowned or hit on by everyone you once held close?
i didnt think so
next time you want to be a bigot go to Jow Forums
That's a pretty extreme response, are you okay?
honestly.... no
i am broke because my last shoot i backed out of because i didnt feel like it
now the directors think im a flake and its hard to make money
i guess its for the better i mean i want to stop doing porn but now im broke which is why I need someone from this board to do the right thing and help me
are any of you man enough to do this?
Nah
Take care though
your loss, incel
It helps if you took pictures in which they all have the same tats btw
I am a proud black shemale and i wont be jacked off to by fetishists who do it only because they know who i am as a person
Send your video so I can beat my meat
I am a girl (female) should be enough information
i do not believe in the holocaust