Minecraft magic 8 ball thread

Minecraft magic 8 ball thread

Ill let you ask my minecraft magic 8 ball questions if you dont have the joy of owning one

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minecraft magic 8 ball, do you lie?

Will I ever find a gentle femdom gf?

"Compass points to yes"

"Creeper says YESSSSS"

Oh, so I guess it's true that the 8 ball lies.

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Who hasn't? i dont expect it would tell me the truth ALL the time.

Will things ever get better than they are now?

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"Signs point to yes" it says, good luck user.

Do you just keep shaking it so it gives you a positive answer, or is that actually the first answer?
It's sweet regardless, thanks user, put a smile on my face before I sleep :)

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Will i have a good day tomorrow? Im already in pain now lol

it rolled yes first try, probably because 8 balls have more yes answers than no answers
(10 yes to 5 no)

Should I reveal my feelings about someone I like?

brace yourself user: " Don't count on it "

"no good drops here", sorry user

I have a solution to see if it is truthful. Ask it "what was your previous answer?

Should I come out to my friends and family

We have established that it lies sometimes, it answered "Ask again later" if you where wondering.

"the RNG looks promising"

If I was a male, would my dick be small?

will i get an autistic furry gf when i switch schools.

"Don't count on it" Says MCM8B

very specific, "The RNG looks promising"

will i die from ibuprofen complications?

is op a massive cocksucking faggot?

by notch's taint, i am happy now.

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Will I someday marry my current girlfriend

Will i lose my favorite stuffed animal in a fire?

"My sources say no"

"Creeper says yesssss" but you dont need a 8 ball to know that

nice. "as i see it Yes"

sorry pal "Yes. No hacks required"

Will my tentacle waifu ever anally fuck me?

fuck. he is older than me, he's 40 years old.

"Yes. No hacks required"

i didnt know sherlock holmes was in this thread

He belonged to my dad.

im sorry for your loss user, but keep in mind that the 8 ball feeds off of our sorrow, and is deceiving you for sustenance.

Will 1.16 be a cave update?

Does it will this thread to become popular?

Will my Minecraft girlfriend leave me tomorrow?

Has this thread died? it was fun while it lasted...

sorry for keeping you waiting, 1 vat of macaroni, two phone calls, and a massive shit later im back.
"compass points to yes"

"creeper says yessss"

"signs point to yes" sorry about that, make sure to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

no im back

Minecraft magic 8 ball, was your first answer in this thread just joke?

no, it was an organic answer

Magic 8 ball, will OP tell me where he got you from, or how to make you?

minecraft magic eight ball will I ever get over her, oh god oh fuck