>buys cock ring online
>parents picks up mail
>item description on my package says "cock rings" with large font
just fucking kill me already
Buys cock ring online
send pic of cock rings and package or it didn't happen
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fucking hell user there's no going back now
it's noose time
I got like 6 of those for free.
Kind of uncomfortable.
I've lost them in my room lmao.
big mistake
also cockrings damage the blood vessels in your dick and permanently damage yo dick
i'm full of regret. i'm fucking shaking
I knew posting all those faggot threads would be worth it, thank you for the laugh degenerate
What do cock rings have to do with faggots? I would get it if it was dildos or something like that but cock rings are used by straight people more often than gays,
Should've known better than to order lewd stuff and take the risk; obviously
You always have to hide it etc, just wait till you live alone for gods sake
what the fuck is even the point of a cock ring
the packaging on lewd stuff is usually nondescript, but the fucker who sendt it clearly didn't give a fuck. a cock ring is not hard to hide either.
I always check the site's FAQ to see what their packaging is like - if they mention "discreet shipping and billing" and the like
Why didn't you buy it at a store that sells adult products? Also if you do this only use cash to buy sex toys.
Make pp harder. Also locks in the juices.
Then why are you ashamed infront of your parents? hmmmm
it gives a stronger and longer lasting erection. also makes it harder to cum prematurely
How old are you guys? You live with your parents and you have ED.
Huh?
I wear it when I go outside. Gives me confidence. One day a woman will see my bulge and swoon.
i have crippling anxiety..
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Hmm, might have to look into it.
im 19 and my pp is small. no ED
cock rings damage yr dick tho if you wear them too long, which beats the purpose of even wearing one
only if it's too tight
Why would you need your cock to get harder if you don't have ed?
go? You rather have a steel cock or a diamond cock?
it feels much better. makes the dick rock hard and slightly longer
>buy two dollar cock ring on Amazon
>too tight.
>dick falls off
please tell you don't actually do this
It's just like getting a pump for your muscles to make them look bigger.
OP here. i don't do that shit
I used up a bunch of my pussy scented lube to take it of. Just have it laying on my desk as a reminder of what happens when you buy stupid shit impulsively.
good luck with your damaged dick lmao
you should frame it and hang it over your bed
Goodluck never getting sex