Where can I find a hooker? I'm sick of being a virgin and want sex so badly. There a website or something?

Fuck off homo psyops. Let OP have sex with a girl.

Why does it matter how he loses his virginity? Is he fucking to fuck or to put up points in a game? I would assume he wants to experience sex in some capacity, now I have never fucked a prostitute but I have fucked some blatant whores with killer body counts and it was not always bad.

Those are illegal in the free USA. lol.

i'm saying he should stop putting pussy on the pedestal. so should the first guy.
as to the second dude, i hope you just hump and dump those nasty whores

dude you fucking pay for it anyway through your time, emotion, or literal cash from dates.
You might as well pay up front and deal with it like business. Way simpler.

>was decided on seeing a mid-high level escort who lives 1 hour away
>found out there's a decent looking escort but she's lower level and there's a chance she won't be available and I'll be given an uglier and older girl but much closer to my house

what do?

Unironically go to Ukraine for sex tourism. You can get a 8/10 for $40 USD per hour.

relaxkiev.com/eng/

You can also get the high end girls for $150 a hour.
iwait.biz/

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Lol I would never believe a woman I have talked to for like three days and is sleeping with me is relationship material, I do not think most women fit that criteria anyway. It is just sex, OP wont feel accomplished by getting his rocks off true and I will be honest I enjoy conquest personally but if he is an adult and failed to this point I say fuck it

Losing your virginity is kind of a ((game)) for MS/HS honestly, it would be weird for him honestly to have no experience with a woman who likes him at this point in life he might even *need* this

I would go and shoot porn over there desu see if I could make a return on my investment with the cucky Premium services straight men actual pay for to watch other guys fuck different girls, maybe next summer

Grindr is a good start for you

Dating apps, usually they'll say something in their bio like "hey add my snap for some fun" add it then wait till they add you or they add something to the subscribed tab usually they'll post censored videos offering nudes, videos or just a premium snap, most of the ones I've added offer meet up's for around $100. Never done it myself thought about but figured I'll just try to get a gf.

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You know it was a custom where I live to have your son's first lay be with a hooker.

where is tat?

fuck i live in a neighbouring country to ukranie and theese prices are pretty low prices here in Hungary are not significantly higher though

You dumb bitch you are getting shit particles all over my leather seats. Get out.

Bro if you're ugly a tinder boost won't do shit. I learned that the hard way.

Toastie roastie doesn't want incels buying sex cheap, she wants incels to wait until she's 30 and ready to buy her bags

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Really? Thats burnt I would alter a few things before I give up on it though having sex with girls from Tinder is like the only fun thing I can do right now due to injury. Totally worth whatever effort you need to put in to get better photos or a profile

Yeah I'm just skinny as fuck and a manlet. They probably think I'm a child or something. I've still been able to fuck the ugly ones though. It's a pretty sad chapter in my life man.

>they don't even speak english
this is just crass desu. Not at all what I'd want

Yeah I would just workout if I were you, I am short as well 5 ft 10 and people think I am 16 usually at 25 but the ages tend to range on my matches

Just play to your strengths if you are petite just cut up a little and clean up the controllable

In the 18th and 19th Centuries sailors, scoundrels and general riff-raff that hung around ports and docks would get "Shanghaied." That is, they would go for a drink with their new friends they made at the local dive, or have a go with a brothel prostitute that was making eyes at him, and he'd black out, and wake up impressed into service onboard a ship. You think that happens in Ukraine too? Like you're about to make cummies inside a qt Ukranian hooker but the brothel owner spiked your drink, and when you wake up there's a nasty Russian drill sergeant screaming at you in Russian to cyka that bylat if you want to live.

Thats a big ass

originalio

for you

oeiiringigni

Noice, but what about snatching one to be wife/slave? I'd have to move over there right? because the second i fly her over she's going to find a richer Chad and dump me

I've told this board a million times over but you all never want to listen. I've made at least a hundred threads about how to achieve safe and clean sex with escorts but every time I do you all flip shit about degeneracy and STD/STI after I show proof that my way is literately the safest way to go with escorts/prostitutes.

I've explained how it's cheaper, safer, the girls are more fun, and always more beautiful/sex/cute. I've explained it hundreds of times but none of you would listen. So now I'm just going to say, "Fuck You." You literally had your chance, now I just bang these girls, I've never had an STD/STI and hardly costs me anything.

You don't deserve sex because you were given a way to it but refused it along with the rest of this board. Now I laugh at all of you for your ignorance and false pride.

These women were easy, cheap, clean and fun to be with because they actually care about the men they're with. I gave you the option to be with them and you refused it, so fuck you. I won't tell you how to get them now. You're literally the architect of your own misery.

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Hookers are sketchy and cost money just use Grindr and fuck a bottomboi

He would have a chance at TOPPING a sissy

We'll listen this time.

O angry god of prostitution, please, have mercy on your humble subjects. Those who have refused your teachings are not deserving of them. Please do not deal out your wrath to the pious and obedient as a result, great one. Bless us with your sacred knowledge, if it please thee to do so.

I promise you no one cares

STOP BEING MEAN TO ME I JUST WNATED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SECRET ESCORT DEALS

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I've tried using tinder and badoo before and, even though I get matches that are willing to have sex with me, I always pussy out. How the fuck do you actually meet up with these people? The second anyone suggested that we should meet I would stop responding and not use the app for a few days.

I'm such a fucking failure.

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Are you a sperg? Diagnosed perhaps? I know this shit all too well.

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Not in Nevada. Go to Vegas.

I reject all of you.

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This is the worst plan, it's so fucking expensive to bang one there. You're paying two grand just for the girl to tell you to hurry up and to get off of her. Why would literally anyone want that?

not him but just go to reno. vegas is more expensive because location location location.

google
escort[location] i could find australian shemales with this technuiqe and many else

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But you get like real friends if you find someone willing to fuck.
I know women can be harpies but it's not like men are any better.

I totallt understand people paying for sex, but saying it's the same thing as not paying is not true

5 10 is not that short. Also some people just have ugly faces. Tinder is the worst choice for ugly people.

I think I skipped the first fifteen or so job interviews I was scheduled for and told my mom I went anyway when I was a teenager just because I was nervous. New things are scary, the first girl I planned on meeting up with I flaked over four times then told her I was coming and bitched out.

I dont know what made me take that (((leap))) especially since I had only been dating the same person for ten years before that and had zero skill and game. I was surprised how attractive the first girl I slept with was and did not genuinely believe it was possible any woman! would want to have sex with me without reciprocation (a real date or even paying) in some form.

To my surprise despite my nerves she let me fuck the shit out of her, deep throated, anal all this shit my wife would never even start to do this good looking stranger was doing because I complimented her fucking shoes or some shit? She blocked my neighbor like the second she got out the car as well

After the first time I do not think the nerves bothered me because I do not remember the second through tenth dates honestly then it is just something you do like routine.

Try it, it is the only good thing in my life right now which is pretty sad but I am pretty sure if I was alone, divorced and could not even get a 6 to suck my dick on the weekend for a bong toke I would have probably roped by now. lol I am more like 5 feet 9 but it is a running joke among my friends how in college I would be listed anywhere from 5 feet 10 to 6 feet 2 depending on the conference and box score kek

How?

Where do you find them?

I've told people on this board how too many times. You all rejected it, so now I reject all of you. I'm only here to show people what they've missed.

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Seeking arrangement
Fuck any sorority chick for $100-200 as your sugar baby.
You are welcome

any dating will have them on there. It can also be fun offering random girls money and see if they whore themselves out

dating app*

originalllll

Erotic Monkey is a good resource since they have reviews, but you have to pay to read them. slixa.com, skipthegames, privatedelights are also good resources for legit ads.

there's also sites like onebackpage, bedpage, etc which are clones of backpage but these sites are shady I'd never try to find someone through there. ymmv

I've never tried dating apps for finding hookers. should give that a shot

this thread lists good resources

reddit.com/r/SexWorkers/comments/btcf23/how_do_i_find_escorts_clients_please_read/

Op clearly wants to know. Might as well share it again for his sake

That's going to be a no from me, dog.

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I would be to scared for that. My dick is 9cm long when it's erect. Even a hooker would laugh at me.

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Why must you hide all of these cute Nguyens?
I'm 23 years old, I've never even kissed a girl, but I'd like to have sex with my upcoming stock market money.

you're not a burger, are you? I'm gonna guess you live somewhere where you can actually do this legally instead of having to worry about how to sniff out a sting operation staged by some Democrat prosecutor out to make a name for himself by fighting the evil patriarchy.

Go to Spain/Germany, they cost around 50$ a hour, and planes are very cheap. Just go there for tourism and fuck some hookers, better than spending hundreds of dollars in fucking some thot

No don't fucking exploit my home country anymore. It's not worth the moral damage. Stop supporting prostitutes. Learn to cossack dance or something and masturbate at home.

Ukraine user, how are the women in your country? A friend wants me to go there with him, and he says Ukrainian women are looking to marry American men. He's trying to get me to meet his cousin, what am I in for?

Not even the good kind. Like 16-17 year olds. Sigh.

I'm not Ukrainian. I'm the offspring of Ukrainian and Croatian immigrants to the Midwest, so I'm American. But I will ask that you convince your friend to do something less reprehensible

Is this shopped? HOLY SHIT

all the girls you're posting are pretty ugly desu

Why the fuck are you so obsessed with gay sex and sissies? Get some psychological help and grow some balls you dirty little faggot.

>tfw mum is Ukrainian
>tfw dad is like 25 years older than her (turned 70 when I was 16 and is older than my grandma)
>both mum and dad are intellectual types, mum particularly into the arts and also speaks a lot of languages (Ukrainian, Russian and English fluently as well as good Chinese, German and French at least) and dad particularly into history and also knows many languages (English, Spanish, Latin and some French)
>tfw born and raised in Surrey (very affluent area in UK)
>see this
>realise what Ukraine is in the eyes of many

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Fucked a hapa chick I found on erotic monkey and realized at the end of our fuck session that she had a bump on her lip, it's been like three weeks but I haven't shown any sign of herpes

This girl had a bunch of fucking bruises, I'm guessing she like to be treated rough, she had a bump on her forehead

Am i in the clear? we did make out for a bit

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Get tested.

Originally you have aids.