/britfeel/

love that people keep saying the scottish bf poster makes the threads. he's just a saddo who desperately refreshes the catalog just so he gets the first reply

yeah he is. You can tell it's some sad cunt by the amount of unique posters. It's never OP posting twice

I still feel VERY ill. I am going to BED
good night lads, hope you have a comfy sleep

>hold on a sec babe, i gotta make another post about my scottish friend in this new /britfeel/ thread

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how do you deal with no gf lads

But the posts are always made within seconds of the OP, how is that physically possible unless he just control Vs the first post straight after making the thread

For me? It's acknowledging annoying gimmicks (attention being their oxygen).

when i die im gonna come back and haunt /britfeel/, get ready for some spoops

>in less than 2 months, people born after 9/11 will be adults

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Just haunt Poley

there's a one minute limit between posting. i've made threads before and he's posted within 45 seconds

>I think its a big larp
I know. It's one of the most cancerous larps yet. It has no substance. The only thing going for it is it's persistent. But there's nothing to it. The only focus is "scottish friend" but he can't even conjure up any interesting developments, it's just brainlet tier, hoping to be noticed and caught on.

The fat loser behind it has the intelligence of an actual algerian.

>being this much of a newshit

>how do you deal with no gf lads
got a gf
now i am dealing with neet and anxiety feels.

im not going anywhere near that brown nobhead even in death

It's VERY difficult to post within a minute of a post!

Ghosts can't use keyboards don't be ridiculous

Jesus Christ, point fucking proven. It's just an attention-seeking cunt with a shit gimmick, innit

I don't know why I laughed at this, how embarrassing

>jackass 3 on netflix
sweet

I went on a date with a girl this week and now I just feel anxiety feels because I'm just waiting for her to call off our second date.

saw the 'Algerian' mong try to get his gimmick over on /sp/

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if ghosts can move wardrobes and stuff then we can type on keyboards

Wish I could experience the shared house hijinx I've heard a lot about. Even when I was at uni I stayed in my room because my flatmates didn't like me.

>I just feel anxiety feels because I'm just waiting for her to call off our second date.
It never ends.

Sure is mate. It's not hard to do what he does, I do it for some other threads (the Question Time threads on Jow Forums if I can be arsed).
You cache a captcha in another thread then just refresh the catalog when you know a new thread is coming, paste in your pre-written post, then it's done. You can get it done in 5 seconds on average, 35 seconds is piss-easy.

Saw some pakis playing cricket in the park today. werent even playing properly. the bowler was chucking it down and the lass couldnt fucking catch the bitch.

Severance 2006 that's some good soufcore horror

My nephew thinks he's playing RDR2 but he's just fucking about on the ps4 menu, is acid that mental?
Aye I thought Scottish lad was real and felt bad for him

nice greasy 12 incher

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Actually ghosts can shitpost telepathically

>hold on a sec baby, i gotta make another post about my scottish friend in this new /britfeel/ thread

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>a struggling artist discovers a talking hole in the wall which provides him new art and inspiration
more of a bizarre comedy although it gets more horror towards the end. Was ok, interesting idea. And yes, he does fuck the hole at one point.

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This black channel 4 talk show is so shit. would rather be watching that poof grahan norton

should've got some white boys together and show them how to play properly.

And when she leaves you on read on whatsapp shit just gets exacerbated

Cringe bro. Why do you give a fuck

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do you not have a channel changer lad

Late night in the UK is for radio, and I mean this unironically. Late night telly is really poor.

>think I got bitten by a horse fly
>they carry swamp fever

Help me lads

got a nice greasy 12 incher for you ere lad wahey

Weird. Literally just finished watching Severance with my dad then went and spoke to my brother in the kitchen about RDR2.

If you're trying to be funny and you've somehow doxxed me then get it over with and fuck off.

alri Arrow lad, have you ever seen Phenomena? I know she was barely legal at the time but Jennifer Connelly is fucking gorgeous in it.

got the 4K remaster of Weird Science coming in the post, should arrive next Monday

>swamp fever
is that like jungle fever but for south americans?

zoos lad how's your battle with the bottle? hope you're winning pal.

based me lad, enjoy x

Late nice BBC 6 is absolute kino, it gets experimental as fuck

>mum called to tell me she was on the way home from her sister's
>sister lives just under 1.5 hours away
>it's been over 3 hours since the call

RIP Mummy

You niggas in trouble.
You niggas in trouble.

I've got Phenomena. Haven't watched it yet. Need ot be in the right mood for some Argento, innit?

I've had those thoughts to sometimes but you saying that you have them too, means next time I have them, I'll just remind myself of this moment and its just a coincidence.

Raging paranoid averted

>bitten by a horse fly
fucking hell lad I'd rather get bitten by an actual mosquito and I have an irrational fear of them

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Greg will you live forever?

Will your whole world fall apart and fade away?

*rides into the thread*
Give me one good reason why you aren't utilising the most efficient method of transport ever made?

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What stuff do they play because I feel like daytime BBC 6 just plays Idles on loop?

insects are the most disgusting thing about life. Fuck god for ever creating them, wish i could kill them all tbqh

For me? It's Anna Calvi.

This post really didn't need a trip

>drunk and rambling to myself about the evils of American imperialism

it's friday night, 2001
>flicks between wwf raw, jackass and the osbournes for 3 hours

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Briefly had a gf a year ago and it was the best time of my life, just never regained any of the confidence after she left me and now im a shell of a man

This can't be Edgbaston, where's your gf in the pic?

Check out US college radio for music if you ever feel like branching out. No ads, no playlists, they do it for free and entirely for the love of what they play which is a nice thing, it encourages you to at least give it a chance.
I've heard the weirdest shit on those stations, like that was where I heard Diamanda Galas' Plague Mass played from start to finish (literally a woman screaming for over an hour, surprisingly listenable at 3am).

Brits are the most disgusting thing about life. Fuck god for ever creating them, wish i could kill them all tbqh

if amer can talk about his shite deals i can talk about fucking sky remotes you prick

>Give me one good reason why you aren't utilising the most efficient method of transport ever made?
i have dyspraxia

>why you aren't utilising the most efficient method of transport ever made?
you look like a faggit and your pricey bike gets nicked by a youngun

*black man stops you*
Gimme dats.

I actually have the means to drive, sorry.

I already know the robot will stop me posting 'I never go outside'

>This can't be Edgbaston, where's your gf in the pic?

slaaayyyyyyer

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>tfw you could never watch Raw on Fridays because you didn't have Sky Sports but could watch Smackdown on Saturday because you had Sky One

Try it bitch ass fuck

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uhuhhhh uhh fight me uhuhhhhh uhhhhh incel rent free huhh uh uhuhh

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Lads when my girlfriend's dad was dying, his son came to the window of his hospital room.He is mentally ill and his dad was in his last moments.

My girlfriend asked me to go out to deal with him. I shat myself from it a bit and went to the toilet, but eventually I went outside to try and engage with him. I hoped to smoke a fag with him and chill him out a bit.

By the time I got outside, he was gone. By the time I went downstairs, her dad was dead.

I was so poor I had to put up with WWF Heat on Channel 4. Absolute dogshit it was. Viscera and all the other shite wrestlers. The Rock was briefly on it, ONCE.

ok thanks for your input mate

>Give me one good reason why you aren't utilising the most efficient method of transport ever made?
i don't want to get killed by some mong cager

what he still posts here? thought he ran off like a bitch after defending poleys honour at wetherspoons

I asked you how you were last night and you didn't reply.

So how are you?

edgebastion bullying me because i have dsyprxia and can't ride a bike.
In tears lads.

am alright lad, was lurkin and then went beddie byes so didnt really look after my few posts

I've just had a fight with an empty pint glass and lost.

Where have you been all these weeks? It's been quiet on the Zeus front and we've been stuck with Poley. We need you here lad.

>tfw you could never watch Raw or Smackdown because they were both on Sky Sports in the 1990s so you had to make do with WCW Monday Nitro aired on the following Friday on TNT

Though Channel 4 did get a few PPVs including Royal Rumble 2000 and 2001. Whenever Kevin Kelly or whoever said "Check local listings" for the PPV you knew it was on.

been bored mate, this place is a shithole and 99% of the time i cant be arsed wi it

just remember he's a big sulky baby. you've a medical condition, he's perma on the blob

I do lad, and after cycling basically my entire life I can now finally ride without having my hands on the handlebars!

They had 4 a year. C4 ended the deal when an 80 yr old woman got her tits out

watch out he has massive hands and is not scared to crush you with them