Who was the last non-medical professional to touch your penis?

Who was the last non-medical professional to touch your penis?

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That would be myself. I am not a medical professional.

your whorebag of a mother
LOL

That's a cute cock, OP.

either my mom or my dad when I was a toddler

Probably whoever bathed me when I was too young to wash myself.

Probably my circumcision doctor, who can't be called a medical professional because no sane man would mutilate a helpless infant.

my aunt when she molested me

girl I was sort of talking to a few weeks ago

>wife is a doctor

i'm the only one

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>sort of talking to
>touched your dick

My then grillfriend 10 months ago. Sex is fun but I'm an oldfag who's been with 60+ different girls/women so I'm taking some time off from grillz all together so I can make some significant life changes.

But if I get offered some easy pussy and/or head, I'll take it of course.

I got a massage a week or so ago so, it was her.

NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SOUL

My ex who dumped me in 2016. Been a long dry spell since then. F.

Myself. Oh yes

I have a urge to suck that cock
Not in a sexual way tho

Don't worry user, I'll take care of this filtht jew.

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A fat mexican weeb girl I slept with three years ago and really regret to the point that I just tell people I haven't gotten laid in six years.

Oh, this kinda cute tiny asian tomboy girl touched it for like a second through my boxers at a party (a weird anime con party that a friend took me to where people were in their underwear) last year, dunno if that counts though.

how do you even get fat weeb girls anymore. everything I've heard is that cons are theoroughly normalfag-ified and you can't just go there and bee yourself and get laid anymore unless you're a chad.

actually do they even make real weeb girls anymore? I only ever see ironic weebs now.

She was probably trying to escape

fucking ew

enjoy dying alone in your pile of herpes sores

my brother

Why do you ask OP