/britfeel/

Gonna start exercising soon me lads can I get a like and a subscribe

>sent a probe 30 million miles to Mars and it still works after years
>Voyager 1 currently 9 BILLION miles from home
>internet
>bionic limbs and eyes
>organ transplants now commonplace
not like humans have been sitting around scratching their bums

sounds like shes narcissistic or something, theres communities who have all had a narcissitic parent that fucked them up. worth a look

99.9% have been scratching their bums, all inventions are created by intellectuals. everyone else is just fodder to keep the academics in a position to keep working.

Good for you lad
I need to do some exercise too, I'm sick of being a shiftless fat NEET

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choo choo choon time
youtube.com/watch?v=m_wdAD2dlDw

>99.9% have been scratching their bums
that's all of human history so not sure what your point is.

We can make it together lad, I got really thin but got lazy and now I'm a chumba wumba again.

>trains fucked up so have to get the bus
disgusting

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Mummy said "poor sweetie what do they say?
After they make a joke do they say JK?"
I said "no" she said "oh! That's really bad, I always say JK after having a laugh"
"Mummy mummy mummy! What do we do?"
She said "first thing tomorrow we take you out of school,
You don't have to get a job to start a family would be cruel
It is such a pain to have to be related to you"
And then I waited.... and I waited... and I waited all day
But mummy never went on to say JK

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>theres communities who have all had a narcissitic parent that fucked them up
thanks lad where would i find these places?

hinges on my laptop are utterly fucked, remind me to be careful when closing and opening it.

I think the internet is more impressive.

it's 'raised by narcissists' on reddit

thats exactly my point lad

I always used to sit at the back of the bus on the top deck, probably looked a bit sketchy

youtube.com/watch?v=nsgHyzwmbnQ

Ive seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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>it's simply depressing to think how far we've fallen
but you accept there's been plenty of advancements and most humans in history have been lazy bum scratchers?

Mate sent me a pic of him "at his local" , was just him having a beer on top of his boat. The more pics he sends the more tempted I am to buy one myself.

Ive seen things you people wouldn't believe. Greggships on fire off the jard shoulder of Orion. I watched N.O.N.C.E-beams glitter in the dark near the Norfhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pints down a drain. Time to die.

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no time for a shower, just a quick rinse around the key areas

takeaway the night eh lads, need a little joy in my life haha, a takeaway might just do that. I fancy a burger currently, might even get some ice cream as well haha, cheeky
a takeaway on the weekend, what a nice time ill be having haha
i think ill watch the latest redlettermedia while im having my takeaway. a bit "lame" saying this but they're my only friends haha, my youtube proxy friends lol! what times we live in haha
i have you guys for friends too :P
lifes great it is

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wonder why there are so little white men in JAV, thought it would be popular for porn for women. plenty of black men...

Alright lads off to muh brothers for weed and boxing. Hope y'all have a lovely evening

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because men watch it and most of them are cucks, like you

what is everyone drinking tonight?
>tfw about to open the random craft meme beers
I hope they are good

right.. so japanese cuck men would appreciate more white dudes fucking jap chicks right?

Some people ITT are not brits.

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just woken up lad eating some coco and peanut butter puff balls then blunts and dark fruits

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*starts making occasional whining noises for no obvious reason*

At least its not like the Jow Forums thread where like 60% of the posters are foreigners

*gives the dog a lethal dose of spade*

*checks yer water bowl*

i honestly hate dogs. they do shit like this all the time. literally just an annoyance that makes your house smell like shit

Just had the worst oven cooked pizza imaginable. The fucking dough was raw or some shit so it all stuck to the plastic wrapping. By the time I managed to pry the wrapping off, everything folded up into a calzone. I though, hey fuck it it's still a pizza, so I launched it in the oven.
15 minutes later the outside shell is pretty much burnt but everything else is still raw dough. I left it in more and the inside just never cooked, so I cut my losses and thought i'd just eat around the raw bits. Turns out everything but a thin layer of outside crust wasn't cooked properly.
So again I put it back in the oven to cook more. Now it's a shell of black and STILL the inside does not cook.
Fucking shite. waste of money and time, got nothing else in so I have to go to maccies now. Night ruined. Weekend ruined. Life ruined.

*hangs the spade*

You fucked it so you had to go to maccies, didn't you you devilish lad.

i need to get some grub, going to order a takeaway. last treat with this money, rest is saved for boring stuff like bills

nah the whole pizza simply does not work. I've had it before and the same shit happened. The thing doesn't cook evenly at all

You know that webm of the fat bloke doing the belly bounce? Well this happened in my local the other day. Was fucking surreal to watch
old.reddit.com/r/Aberdeen/comments/cf5lgu/the_foundry_stay_classy/

getting this thing now whenever I drink heavily where I end up feeling genuinely suicidal and am an emotional mess. When I wake up the next morning I just have to lie there in shame. Usually recover after a couple of days. Don't know whether it's just me being overdramatic drunk or if it's my real feelings coming out. Really feels like my world is ending every time it happens

HORRIBLE!!
This product deserves NO stars. It is apparent that the "oven-ready pan provided" actually prevented the dough being cooked at all -- it seems to be made of heat-resistant plastic and kept the heat from getting to the dough. I followed the directions EXACTLY and the pizza dough was completely uncooked after the maximum time -- NO rising. Even another 10 minutes, then another 5, did not do it. RAW dough!! The top of the "stuffed crust" was ever so slightly cooked. I use my electric fan oven a lot and there is nothing wrong with it. I requested a refund for both. No wonder they are on sale!!

Told you lads. The fucking thing's shite

I fucking hate shopping for cars. you must have to fail an iq test to post on gumtree, look at this shit
>We are expecting delivery of a top of the range Mondeo Estate Titanium with only 128k miles on the clock which is very low for these workhorses
ITS A 10 YEAR OLD MONDAO CUNTS 128K IS NOT "VERY LOW" IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

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Haven't had a drink in 3 weeks lads... tonight we dine in hell

Having a coffee so shut your fucking mouths. It's quiet time, dickheads.

looks like the nonce hunters caught 1 and said if you can knock little keith over we'll let ya go

i'll cheer you up.
name a tripfag

>time warp condition
>first to see will buy
>no tyre kickers

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why would uttering the names of one of those cancer's cheer me up?

>woman goes on about travelling
>all i can picture is her getting fucked in every location she's mentioned

thats why they do it right?

name and shame lad name and shame

sorry, should have explained, i need you to name a tripfag. that's part of the thing, not just think of them. bit like a magician saying pick a card, i'm going to conquer up a shitjoke for you

pick a tripfag

>comments talking about a place where the woman are very easy to shag
Phwoar let's take are sp there to get his cherry popped haha

I took that from an asda review of the pizza i had
Crona

why did crona cross the road?

Chicago Town Takeaway Large Stuffed Cheese Pizza

i originally do not know user

because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

They mainly do it to get nice instagram pictures

Reminder that Crona is unironcally the ugliest poster here by a very large margin

T. Someone who has never seen crona
:)

intersting, would have had it down as amediocre but edible brand. thanks user, i'll avoid in future. you suffered so others wont

>They mainly do it to get nice instagram pictures
Fucking this. At my work the teams go out for coffee and lunches quite often, and every single time the women take at least 4 photos of whatever the order and then spend another 5 mins or so editing it before posting it to instagram. By the time they have done that, it is cold. Same for holidays, they literally talk about how Greece has better beaches for instagram posts even though Slovenia is more interesting, so they go to Greece. It is fucking insane.

All of them are broke as fuck as they buy stupidly expensive bags / phones etc just to pose with them.

It's really depressing. There's this street in London that's known for being particularly "instagramable" and if you go there any time of day you will see rows of thots taking selfies

Monthly reminder that sex with a condom isn't losing your virginity

i wish they made smalle ben and jerry pots, one is too big. Having to scoop half out into a bowl is a hassle

But it kinda is by literal definition lad

I really like Andrew, and hope he proves me wrong, but everyone here can tell this Jap gf arc isn't going to end well

>not letting it melt then chugging the lot

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I wish we had mass immigration of korean women so I could have a gf

What if her fanny was so wide that you could fit your penis inside her without touching the walls, and retract without making physical contact would that count?

Saw this nice AMG A 45
Today I helped someone replace a broken floorboard, it was pretty fun

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jap girls > korean girls

The yellow-fevered believes Oriental love will seek him out, rather than getting off his arse and going to the source.

what do all you lads do for work?
>tesco delivery driver

this honestly, korean girls unironically all look the same these days thanks to kpop

carpentry, what do you make an hour, also whats your average shift length?

If peen enters vageen the virginity is lost, regardless of whether the peen contacts the vageen physically. This decision is final.

No it isn't virgin freak. Your cock is covered by a condom and isn't actually touching the fanny.

>loads of shit chrome
>black wheels
>MASSIVE mercedes badge
no wonder pakis love these things. they are like magpies with shiny objects that they think will make everyone think they are rich

Timothy James Byrne is tweeting from the inside of a police van the absolute madman

mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1152636815742029825

Mercedes shill

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apparently triggers auntie used to be a slag

no he isnt? explain

12 bong an hour, and I usually work 11am - 7/8pm. Hours are flexible, but I don't have anything else on so take the consistent shifts. what about you lad?

actually considered getting a cream stratocaster just like Tim's

You don't have to post every single tweet TIm makes btw, just post the good ones. The fact you're slapping lies on them means even you know they're not really worthy of sharing.

those are some nice hours, currently im making 18.50 an hour working from 730 to 4, work is pretty inconsitent in part because im pretty lazy and like having the odd two weeks off here and there.

Working outside on a roof in the heat and rain is horrible, hitting highs of 30 degrees this week so im not looking forward to that

I think they're doing this on purpose
They want people to turn on Tim

Have you been in a CLA coupe or CLS coupe?

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