"Oh mister plz no, I am only a dolphin emulator".
"Oh mister plz no, I am only a dolphin emulator"
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my willy
I want to fuck the dolphin.
reminder
how tf would that substance that makes you cum infinitely work?
dolphins are known for raping humans... why do i get hard?
Women btfo. Who needs anything once you have a dolphin
+ they are super intelligent something women are not.
How do I get a dolphin wife?
I wish it was more practical to keep dolphins as pets. I guess if it was easy though the human race would probably go extinct because women would be obsolete.
Why do people care about catgirls when you can have a dolphin girl.
Just build an aquarium in your house large enough to house a dolphin
Mfw a dolphin has a nicer looking puss than most women.
>tfw you probably won't live to see clean, safe and legal dolphin brothels in every city in the "free" world
why are dolphins so nice to humans? do they think we are cute or something.
ywn stick your penis into a tight, perfect looking dolphin pussy.
>why are dolphins so nice to humans? do they think we are cute or something.
they're kinky casual sex fiends and we are the sexy naked apes of their dolphin hentai
>dolphin hentai
were do i get those
youtube.com
how do i become a scuba diver?
Am I weird if I think this dolphin has a better looking gash than most humans?
I mean it doesn't have those weird hammy looking things sticking out.
Why isn't finding out dolphin hentai existing surprising me
Dolly was, according to Brenner, very aggressive at first, thrusting her body against his, but became more gentle over time. The two purportedly continued human-on-porpoise coitus for nine months.
If Brenner is to be believed, it's difficult to imagine an interspecies consensual sexual relationship could actually occur. Therefore, it seems most likely that this was either a case of a human raping a dolphin or a dolphin raping a human. That is, if it ever even happened.
No joke, that's a nice looking pussy.
Based
This thread is getting pretty sexist. Post some dolphin dicks
Dolphin pussy is infinite superior to roasties
dolphins are intelligent. reaserchers think that we could communicate with them one day.if they really are intelligent and we could one day communicate. we could then consent with them.
would rather put my dick in that burger then most female humans i have ever met.
Consent is human created bullshit. Dolphins are too smart for consent
yes. but the normies would never accept it without their "consent"
We should make a Jow Forumsisland and have a dolphin brothel or just government issued dolphins
THIS
Yee
>secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate.
Where can i get a cute dolphin gf?
h*Man bois can't compete.
A Dolphin Penis is strong enough to act as a "Arm", witch they use to drag around Female Dolphins. So a Dolphin kidnapping a person could be a actual thing... being dragged to the depth by a dolphin penis...
dolphin emulator is a PC program
Why do dolphins get the best genitalia
>burger
...
it wasnt a rotten burger...
>being dragged to the depth by a dolphin penis...
No it wasnt
And then bring gang raped by a group of dolphins
AHHHHH DISGUSTING.
Reminder that Dolphins are rapists
they can rape me.
Including males?
But what if I get dolphin AIDS
only if i get desperate.
Just swim with the males and they will corner you and rape your asshole
youtu.be
umm sure
off just watched the first 5 seconds of that don't watch the rest
>this entire thread
Fucking disgusting
good now that god's stopped perving i can fuck some dolphins
its ok because they like it too
I fucking warned everyone that furfags would only lead to beastiality but no one fucking listened
We could avoid that by modding humans with dolphin genitalia.
in the future we would become dolphin human hybrids.
You volunteer?
I'm not one to say no to an arm penis.
are we going to get DOLPHINED porn now? black men simply can't compare
But it'll be hidden behind a slit, and you'll look like a reverse trap when flacid.
>Bottlenosed
post more 10/10 vaginas please
If doctor's can turn a penis into a vagina and vice versa can they transfer a dolphins vagina onto a female human? Dolphin pussy looks cool but girls are more attractive than dolphins as a whole.
we need a daily dolphin thread on Jow Forums.
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS HOLY SHIT IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
I'm probably going down for this, i hope you guys enjoy it.
he succed it. MAD LAD.
I don't see any downsides with this.
>dolphin pussy
There it is
BUSTA NUT
post MOAR
he sacrificed himself for the greater good
>this thread
>this comment
>Not wanting to have a superior dolphin penis
we need to ring up bad dragon and tell them to get on this shit
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THIS IS WHY I LOVE JAPAN
That winning design featured an innovative design of 3 different uteruses and cervixes to push through, which is inspired by the anatomy of whales and dolphins
*czzzzzch* i’m going in
“I've never heard or seen this toy ever and I'm very glad I found it. Best toy I've ever bought! The textures give such a nice sensation, also imagining the cervix is hot. I chose regular firmness and it still rocks..“
dolphin onaholes when??
literally take my fucking money and my soul just give me dolphin pussy
oh, thanks.
disregard that i suck cocks
>you will never use natsuki's vomit as lube for your dolphin bodypillow wife's built-in onahole
Vomit contains hydrochloric acid. Are you fucking retarded, bong?
It only makes it feel better
ahh. the pain is soooo good.
makes sense because her vomit belongs in my stomach
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my reaction when i see a dolphin pussy thread
>Now why does it have the 3 cervixes you ask? Since dolphins have sex underwater, they need to protect the sperm and the inside of the vagina from being exposed to water. The multiple cervixes provide a water tight seal inside the vagina.
>In the Dolphin, this translates to great levels of suction. To get the high suction effect you need to push all the way to the end, while using your grip to push any air out of the tunnel.
>With the high suction, the tight tunnel will grab and wind around the penis for even more interesting sensations.
when this thread is done we could need more threads in the future. for Research of course
/dolphpuss/ general
Yes please
YES