User, we've been best friends for so long now...

>user, we've been best friends for so long now, and I've just realised you've never told me what kind of girls do you like. I mean, in case you like girls.

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Fuck off angie iv had enough of your shit

in what reality does a female literally say this to me

>Pull out magnum, hold out my hand to tell her to back off, reassure her that everything is ok, put it in my mouth and pull

How do you know Denise

>No one in particular hehe :)

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girls with fat thighs

>I like psycho yandere girls who'll slit my veins open, drink my blood and then choke me to death

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I like good conservative christian girls who wait til marriage. The kind of girl who wants nithing more than to be a good an godly mother to many children.

>Your friend Peggy is kind of my type. Skinny models are my type.
Gets them every time.

>oh... so you're an... incel... I see...

Oh, girls who look like they do meth. Bonus points if they actually do.

Based and yanpilled

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I'd unironically blush and dodge the question
I have difficulty talking about girls in that way even if I'm anonymous, let alone face to face with someone else

imagine how many guys beat their meat to this girl

I can't be friends with females it just doesn't work.

>"Yes do like dick, how'd do you know"

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>I prefer Drow women, Stacey.

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>y-yeah you
"huh user sorry but i only see you as a friend"
>hahahah i said yeah, you?
"tee-hee oopsie :) i like chad"

Gee Stacey, I never really thought of that because I have a scarcity mindset and would be happy to take whatever I can get

This fucked me up for a minute, thought it was my grandmother's house from a decade ago

Not that I doubt you but this is Instathot @angievarona.