Yesterday was 100+ degrees Fahrenheit

Oh fuck off Goldberg.
>Apologize
For fucking what? Not being able to win an argument? Fuck that, I'm not some honorless pussy.
Kill yourself.

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I'm sorry if conservatives can't handle the truth. Future generations are fucked and the elite will get off scot free.

1.3 million Earths can fit inside the sun. The sun's temperature fluctuates because it's alive too and has more influence on our weather and planet than anything else.

>ur a conservative HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not an argument

>Climate change is a natural phenomenon
This, realize there impermanence of the world. Not only in our planet but the sun and stars and the universe is impermanent. The sun's temperature fluctuates, so even a few percent of 6000C is a huge difference. There's cold spots and hot spots and blasts of charged particles that put our planet through hell. The temperature fluctuating over time is just the product of the sun being at different temperatures. Hell if it wanted to, it could easily turn up the thermostat and boil all the oceans on Earth.

>Implying your post is an argument either

We're about to hit a solar minimum, get ready for an ice age.

solar activity has very little effect on earth actually

proof, sir?

I can't have an argument against a non-argument, retard

science.nasa.gov/science-news/news-articles/solar-minimum-is-coming
>Sunspot counts were relatively high in 2014, and now they are sliding toward a low point expected in 2019-2020.

>solar activity has very little effect on earth actually
>is one of the theorized reasons for one of the 5 mass extinction events that happened in Earth's history
>"little effect on earth"
My body is ready

>sample size of two days
>having to make things up on the fly
You're a fucking retard just for that.

So you complain about your co-worker giving questionable evidence, yet when people call you out it's just
>well you're just le jewish shill say hi to soros for me

It's part of the satire, and your post is part of the satire as well.

So the earth is too complicated to approve this argument either way. But here's the potential outcomes:

Assuming climate change is real:
1. We did nothing, we die out earlier than expected
2. We did something, potentially avoiding our demise temporarily

Assuming it's not real or a natural process we have no control over:
1. We did nothing and nothing happens
2. We did something and some Jews get a bit of money out of it

Statistically speaking its safer for the human race to assume it's real, right?

Just like Hell, too, right?

Correct, except I'm banking on hell being real

For the past 150~ years that we have been tracking solar activity it has had very little effect on Earth's climate. It's almost like we have the tools and data to track these things huh

Sure it COULD be the cause, but not right now it isn't.

God knows I deserve to go to Hell for the amount of times I've masturbated in my life.

Is getting warmer all the time and summer is lasting longer here
Not fun

This reminds me of that antivax facebook post where the antivax was asking for academic sources for her college paper because all the academic sources she could find were saying vaccines were good.

If all evidence says otherwise maybe...you are just wrong?

Of all the billionaires, corporate politicians, and violent right-wing extremists, you choose fucking climate scientists to be upset with? You're upset with your friend for believing a scientific consensus? It's like being upset that people who studied the holocaust call the concentrations camps on the boarder concentration camps.

xkcd.com/1732/

HOLY SHIT ITS HOT IN THE SUMMER WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK!?>???? WE SHOULDVE LISTENED TO THE GLOBALIST JEWISH """SCIENTISTS"" WHO TRIED TO WARN US ABOUT THIS FOR 60 YEARS NONSTOP SAYING WE'D DIE IN 5 YEARS IF WE DONT ACT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

your parents raised you terribly

I pity the gullible brainlets who believe in man made climate change, I really do. What a bunch of fucking retards. The cancer of society.

The right wing, ladies and gentlemen

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i bet you don't even know what any of that stuff says or how any of it actually works on a global scale
the 99% of scientists number is a bunch of bullshit, 80% of which is only moaning about Co2 which is not even proven to have any impact on the climate
kys brainlet

>BRO! The Ocean just fills up with plastic from time to time. It's not necessarily humans. Sometimes there is just more plastic than fish, bro!

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Sorry, I'm not really having the debate, I'm just gonna post the stuff and be on my way.

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Someone told me its the sun thats really fucking up the weather. Heres a study I havnt read from Japan and Finland.
sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/07/190703121407.htm

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>Bruh, you just have to think bro, sometimes the White House just responds to the changing climate, that doesn't mean it's actually real

eos.org/articles/white-house-national-security-plans-must-consider-climate-risks

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>Pollution = climate change

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>the sun gets hotter every year
>we are still recovering from the last ice age
>sure its getting hotter but its still not back to normal yet

>Bro, it's just a bull market for CO2, bro. Haven't you even considered that CLOUDS are more significant than all the fossil fuels, bro? You need to look past the part where combustion reactions release CO2, bro.

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>Bro, the glaciers have SOCIAL ANXIETY! Bro! Are you demeaning the very real, psychologist recognized mental condition, bro? That's very non-accepting, bro!

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now combine that retarded chart with an average temperature chart
oh wait, you won't because you're a gullible dumbass and the co2 meme is the only thing you have going

it takes honor to admit you were wrong user. just apologize and hope they don't bully you too hard for being retarded.

Again, this isn't a debate meme. I'm sort of lazy like that.

>Bro, ice cores, tree rings, fossil leaves, boreholes, corals, pollen grains, dinoflagellate cysts, lake & ocean sediments, water isotopes & temperature reconstruction, membrane lipids, and pseudoproxies that all agree with each other are for pussies. They didn't even have thermometers back then, they don't really know!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxy_(climate)

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i dont really care, but when there are people around who do i agree with them, recite a few things ive read that support their position, and mention how i do my part in contributing to whatever they disagree with

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Wait, I fucked up. That was such an easy one! Fucking goddammit.

vs
Fuck me, dude.

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Its real and its happening retard. Before you call me a jew, know that the Jews are by far the most responsible for it. They've ruined the natural world with their limitless greed.

Not OP but the holocaust didnt happen and if by the same you mean kikes are lying about it then yeah.

>Bro, sometimes there's an increase of dramatic weather events that coincides with extreme changes in global temperature and dramatic increase in CO2 emission. But have you considered, bruh, that it

>FUCKING

>SNOWED

>IN CANADA

>BRO?!

science2017.globalchange.gov/chapter/8/

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Okay retard lets talk a historical scale
Thats happened in easily recordable history becauae we're in an ice age thats 2.6 million years ongoing ice age. 100,000 years of cold followed by 10,000 years of warm. Thata the fluctuations you talk about. We're about 2,000 years overdue for a cooling period and earth should only be getting colder, drastically so. By 5 to 15c. It haant.
Except the ice caps are very visibly melting and the sea level is very visibly rising you mangy munter
Its explainable due to the location of where the super low colds are, which are 99% of the time northern areas. These areas rely on the gulf stream current to carry warm water and raise the temperature because warm water makes warm air and theres a lot of bullshit that would take too long to explain and you already seem to retarded to understand it
Now that the sea level is rising, the stream is slowing down due to more water being there, this means it cant carry as much. If the gulf stream just stopped, it would get 10c colder on average in western europe. The warming and melting of the poles slows down a current that transfers heat.
>"da joos!"
Yeah yeah we get it mommy gave birth into an elevator shaft back to your containment board, facts dont care about your feelings and such
See what i first said, this is more than just the sun fluctuations. This is unnatural and shouldnt be happening.
As again with my first post, we should've hit one, all evidence points to the holocene literqlly being put on pause, and the glacial period being pushed further away, it wont come until carbon emissions drop.
>boiling evironmental science in its entirity down to "summer hot jews bad"
When did lobotomies become so commonplace?
Easy thing for a retard to say
Once again see my first thing and note the warming period we're in is extended likely indefinitely and we're 2 centuries overdue for cold

In conclusion, there's only one thing I think I can agree on with you fuckers

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

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Permafrost.

The ground had been frozen for 5000 continuous years and thawed put this year.

Coincidence?

The Earth has always worked in cycles. It cools down, then heats up, and so on. Rising sea levels and likely recent weather aren't because of pollution (though pollution is still bad obviously), it's because the Earth is still coming out of the last ice age, the ice caps were never going to be permanent.

>How do I make my coworker stop using evidence and proof and believe my baseless bullshit?

Who would win?
>Tens of thousands of scientists with masters degrees and years of experience in their respective fields able to look at geographical data to detirmine weather patterns for centuries and even see data beyond our planet all of which have detirmined that the planet is getting warmer
Or
>one cleetus blaming the jews
Jow Forumstards are shit but commies are worse fuck off back to where you came from chapocel

Can you explain the pandemic-scale derivative of the temperature change of the past decade?

xkcd.com/1732/

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>wtf why is my coworker always disproving me with facts how can I gaslight him into being as dumb as I am

See The cycle has been completely interrupted, extended past due, and basically put on pause. Wanna talk cycles? Why are we at the part of a cycle where the year round temperature should be dropping drastically yet the average is only getting higher? Why is now the only time this has happened? All geographical data says that the glacial ans interglacial periods were consistant, yet now it isnt.
Dont kid yourself, the cycles only prove you wrong

>Ad hominem

Nice fallacy you liberal faggot

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>the planet is getting warmer
Only tards deny this, what's in question is whether man is responsible, and the answer is no. The Earth cooled down quite a bit during the ice age, and ever since the ice age ended, it's been warming up. It's a natural cycle.

People blame climate change on gasses emitted in the atmosphere, but if you actually look at the composition of the atmosphere, there is no logical way gasses like carbon dioxide or chlorofluorocarbons are destroying the atmosphere or ozone layer or anything like that because they make up less then 5 percent of the atmosphere. People throw around big numbers to make this seem like a problem, but since the Earth is so fucking gigantic all those big numbers are nothing

>billions of pounds
The shit cycles in and out of the atmosphere to the point where it makes up less than 1 percent of the atmosphere

Keep this shit to Jow Forums and /x/. Even incels aren't mentally ill enough for this drivel

How can hell be real if the nature of all living things is greed

Get rekt braindead polcel

Of course global warming is real, but who gives a fuck anyways? I'd rather take 110 degree thunderstorms than snow. I'll go out and blast some aerosol hairspray cans into the sky right now just to speed up the damn process.

What if we massacred all boomers?

>it's not a big deal it's less than 5% of the athmosphere
Okay from now on please breathe air that has 5% less oxygen and 5% more carbon dioxide.

>muh fallacy
Fallacy fallacy you retard. Its not a fallacy if there was no argument in play by the way, which there wasnt. So maybe go back to 9th grade before throwing "muh fallacy" around as if that instantly makes you right you filthy commie.
Speaking of fallacious arguments, dont commies love red herrings? I mean, anytime someone brings up one of the crimes commited by communist regimes its always "thats not real communism!". Barring the fact thats an insanely easy claim to make from your position, i just wanna know why? The holodomor killed as many as the holocaust in half the time, mao killed 50 million, the venezuelan economy is in the millions in percentages for inflation, the infrastructure of north korea is basically nonexistant as entire apartment buildings are fucking hollow concrete like a parking garage, but it wasnt real communism right? No its only countries who you love, worship, fetishize, do nothing but defend to the death, use propoganda from, listen to the music from, and never question. If the stalinist regime wasnt real communism why do so many commies fetishize their flags and uniforms and music and do nothing but defend them? It just doesnt make sense why youd defend a non communist country? Maybe its you do know they were communist but youd never admit it to others because that would make your entire movement based on moralfagging look even worse. No one wanta your shitty 1900s ideology or another 100 million
>"b-but muh capitalist 10 million deaths ever year!"
Split between all the countries you basically have 5 thousand per country per year for whatever bullshot arbitrary things you decide to blame on capitalism, it would take 200 years for any individual country to reach that 10 million, and 2000 years for it to reach the death count of communism. But oh wait that was "not muh true communism"
Fucking moron
>if you dont like far left totalitarian regimes then youre a fascist!
Wowee what a retard
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>breathe 5% less oxygen
People do that when moving from a low altitude place to a higher one. Humans are very adaptive

>Implying Jow Forums and /x/ actually stay on their boards

>if you dont like far left totalitarian regimes then youre a fascist!
Who are you quoting you butthurt nigger because it sure ain't me.

I see you're already operating on a lower brain capacity.
sciencing.com/minimum-oxygen-concentration-human-breathing-15546.html
>Serious side effects can occur if the oxygen levels drop outside the safe zone. When oxygen concentrations drop from 19.5 to 16 percent, and you engage in physical activity, your cells fail to receive the oxygen needed to function correctly.
You can temporarily offset the penalties of lower oxygen concentrations, that doesn't mean it makes you immune.

>say i detest commies
>"lol polcel"
Really? Is your lack of awareness that high?

Then how do people live places that are higher than kilometer in altitude

I bet its some xaned out tranny

I'm a different person. Stop hallucinating tranny.

Because there are no settlements where oxygen concentrations are so low you can't function properly.

its almost like we have 4 different seasons with different temp ranges.

next on the news, water is wet. more at 11.

climate change retards act like weather is going to stay completely the same every year and any small change means that our planet is dying.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest_cities#Highest_settlements

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>150 years
Like that's enough to build a trend line against the Earth's age of 4.7 billion years. 150 years is jack shit in terms of long term evidence. Come back when we've collected at least a million years of data.

christ what did jewish people do to you

Not him but they have been kicked out of 109 countries and counting.

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